Morning Holding and Creativity

[Bacardi 9,034]

Morning friends!

My day started off kinda rough. Someone knocked on my door to tell me there was a leak into the laundry room downstairs (right beneath my unit), and they needed to check my water to make sure it wasn't us. I let them in and they checked everything and gave me the greenlight, and I didn't think anything else about it. Just got up to get ready as the kids were off school and we have a bunch of stuff to get done.

But then one of the Littles came running, telling me the toilet wasn't flushing. I went to check it out and sure enough it wasn't working, and before I could figure out what was going on the other one flushed in the background. I guess they were just trying to see if the other toilet worked haha. It wasn't until I went to go get some water from the dispenser in the fridge that I figured out the water had been shut off 🙄 

So now I'm panicking because we have places to be soon and they never told me they were shutting the water off, and then I realize that I hadn't even peed yet! 

So I take to the chat annoyed af. Mostly because it would have been nice to know before hand so I could make preparations and, like I said, we have things to do and now I gotta figure out how I'm gonna get the family washed up to leave. I had been holding my pee for a while and asking good Ole @Alfresco and @Nathang_244 what I should do, and one of them suggested I pee in the sink. 

Its been a looooong time since I've peed in the sink. I peed in the kitchen sink at my old house twice and unfortunately tha was not an option today (kids everywhere, and one of my plans was to tackle the monstrous amount of dishes that have been piling up in my sink over thr weekend so it's full lol). The bathroom sinks were available, but like I always am with trying something new, I was nervous. I thought about peeing in the tub but I wouldn't have a way to wash the rest of the pee down. So, the sink was literally my only option.

So I stripped from the waist down and climbed on top of the toilet first and then sat in the sink. My heart was pounding the entire time, as I kept coming up with ridiculous hypotheticals in my head that would stop me. Like what if my husband came crashing through the ceiling to stop me and other silly stuff like that lol. But, at the gentle and loving behest of the dudes in the chat eventually I was relaxed enough to let go. 

But, of course, I wouldn't be making this post if it were all that simple 🤣 

So my sink is pretty deep. I sat all the way down inside of it and was sitting to the left of the faucet to be more comfortable. I had my feet propped up on the ledge to kinda anchor me in place, and when I started to pee all hell broke loose. Let me remind you: this is my morning pee that I had been holding for a while, and my bladder was shy af so I kinda had to push hard to let it out. This of course was a recipe for disaster as the pee shot up straight out of the sink, over the ledge, and onto the floor for just a few seconds. I gasped and immediately clamped off. Ugh. It wasn't so funny at the time, but now that I'm reliving it it makes me laugh 🤣

So I readjusted and put my legs down and allowed the rest of my pee to free fall into the drain. It was really serene. Quiet, still, and i was able to appreciate that i was having a fun pee. I wasn't able to keep track of the seconds but it was quite a long pee, and when I was done I hopped off the ledge and just kinda stood there next to the puddle I had made, trying to decide what to do next. Was like "what do I wipe with?" Since I couldn't flush the toilet, but then I realized it was too late to even think about that. Because just a few seconds after I jumped down pee droplets started dripping down my legs and into my socks 🙄 just could not catch a break lol.

Anyway, all that to say I had quite an eventful morning, and I can see myself peeing in the sink again in the near future 😁

Edited January 23, 2023 by Bacardi

[Alfresco 10,989]

Loved every minute of the time in chat when you were contemplating this and your descriptions as you finally were able to make use of the sink.  Love this narrative, which was made all the better for having been "there" in chat at the time.  Hope you get to practice again soon and perfect your technique.

[Chrissy89 1,195]

Sorry to hear about your water hun, genuinely nothing worse when you’ve got stuff to do and kiddies about. Oooh but very creative indeed miss @Bacardiand what a wonderful account! 

I don’t know if I’d have the balance to get up onto my sink 🤣 

what happened to your stream shooting out would totally happen to me! 😅

[Kupar 12,319]

Oh! I am so glad you got to see the funny side of what must have been pretty traumatic at the time @Bacardi ... thanks for writing about it for us. And ... hope your water gets turned back on soon, and just as important, that you now have the confidence to enjoy more sink pees in the future 🙂

 

[Nathang_244 191]

Glad that you could make the most of the annoying situation, and more than happy that I was involved in a way. Saying it made my day would be an understatement! Hope you get to practice soon, fingers crossed without the need of the trusty towel to come to the rescue!

Edited January 23, 2023 by Nathang_244

[pguy2981 930]

Uuuugh I was in a company meeting for this!

[Bacardi 9,034]

7 minutes ago, pguy2981 said:

Uuuugh I was in a company meeting for this!

Water still isn't on so I'm about to do it again 😭😭😭

[Bacardi 9,034]

2 hours ago, Chrissy89 said:

Sorry to hear about your water hun, genuinely nothing worse when you’ve got stuff to do and kiddies about. Oooh but very creative indeed miss @Bacardiand what a wonderful account! 

I don’t know if I’d have the balance to get up onto my sink 🤣 

what happened to your stream shooting out would totally happen to me! 😅

Well I'm not the thinnest person in the world so I was worried about the damn sink collapsing out from under me 🤣 but I've now peed in it twice and it's held my weight so I guess it's just gonna be my toilet until then water comes back on. 

So, come try in my sink and you'll get the hang of it!

[Chrissy89 1,195]

6 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Well I'm not the thinnest person in the world so I was worried about the damn sink collapsing out from under me 🤣 but I've now peed in it twice and it's held my weight so I guess it's just gonna be my toilet until then water comes back on. 

So, come try in my sink and you'll get the hang of it!

Aww thanks for the offer! On the first plane… 😘

[Bacardi 9,034]

Little update: 

Did our first round of errands and when we got home there was still no water. So when I got home I peed in the sink like I posted about earlier. We are going on 8 hrs no water still :/

but in more fun news: I very, very quickly had a third pee in the sink as fast as I could because my husband was on his way home. I recorded this pee for a special someone (and it was much more pleasant and louder than I thought 🥰) along with a picture that my phone then tried to show me in my live pictures along with some shitty inspirational quote etched on top 🤣🤣🤣 i was in such a rush that i didn't wipe and put my panties on inside out. 

before we went out to do our second round of errands I peed in the toilet (which, mind you, still doesn't flush 😔) and discovered they were inside out, but not only that; they were absolutely soaked just in the crotch 😬 at that point, I didn't even feel like fixing it. So now I'm running our second round of errands in damp, inside out panties lol. 

what a day. Pls keep me in your thoughts. I promise once the water comes back on I'll still pee in the sink lol.

[muffinhuntr 1,188]

Love your account of what must have been a trying situation. You could also use a container of some sort to pee in.

[Colormerose 769]

Love that you got to enjoy a tough situation regardless 

[Bacardi 9,034]

Update: the water came back on last night but they shut it off again this morning. 

I've been holding this pee all day and I can't do it anymore. Gonna have another pee in the sink 🥲 I want my water back so bad. Not so thst I can pee in the toilet again, but so that I can wash my clothes and dishes and shower again 😭

[Chrissy89 1,195]

2 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

Update: the water came back on last night but they shut it off again this morning. 

I've been holding this pee all day and I can't do it anymore. Gonna have another pee in the sink 🥲 I want my water back so bad. Not so thst I can pee in the toilet again, but so that I can wash my clothes and dishes and shower again 😭

No other places you can experiment? 

[Bacardi 9,034]

11 minutes ago, Chrissy89 said:

No other places you can experiment? 

None that I know of 😞 can't pee in the laundry cause my washing machine isn't functional lol.

[Nathang_244 191]

Sorry to hear that the water is still off. Although its a rubbish situation, at least it's a good excuse for some fun pees! Hope to hear about some more wonderful sink pees soon 

[MonsterKane46 880]

13 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Update: the water came back on last night but they shut it off again this morning. 

I've been holding this pee all day and I can't do it anymore. Gonna have another pee in the sink 🥲 I want my water back so bad. Not so thst I can pee in the toilet again, but so that I can wash my clothes and dishes and shower again 😭

yeah we had no water for a day once... I just wanted it on so I could shower again 

[ProfessionalPisser 70]

14 hours ago, Chrissy89 said:

No other places you can experiment? 

@Chrissy89— you always seem to read my mind. Whenever I see a post that I strongly agree with or think, “Oooh that’s hot” or anything that makes me laugh, I check who posted it and I’m like, “Of course it’s Chrissy… like, WHO ELSE would it be?” ♥️♥️♥️ Always on the same page…
@Bacardi I am so sorry about your predicament. 😞 but I was wondering the same; Would you feel comfortable using a container of some sort? When my water was off due to a broken pipe, I stocked up on those giant jugs of water from my local grocery store and I’d even pee in the bathtub or standing above my shower drain and then I use The Pink Stuff brand shower foam cleaner (it’s like a spray foam) and it’s amazing. I’d spray my shower floor, let it sit, and then using water from the jug (which I boiled in my kettle and then mixed with some room temp water so it wasn’t scalding), I rinsed everything down! Quick and easy! 
I would wake up needing to pee quite badly and one time I ended up peeing in a large cup next to my bed (I thought it would be large enough), but I accidentally filled it to the top and kept peeing waterfalls over the edges since I wasn’t quite awake enough to have had a backup plan. 😅 Oops.

Something that works wonders if you’re a “naughty neat freak” like I am… CLUB SODA. If I pee on my carpet by accident (or accidentally on purpose…) I’ll use a paper towel to soak up the pee first, then I pour club soda over the entire area that I made a mess of. I let it sit for a few minutes, then take a towel (or disposable towels — considering that your laundry isn’t working), and soak up the club soda. I’ll repeat that again or use a carpet cleaner if I really need to, but it’s great to have on hand for a quick fix if you need one! If anyone needs cleaning product recommendations, oh boy, do I have some good ones! I’ve noticed a fair amount of group members are from the UK, hence why I mentioned The Pink Stuff, because it’s a UK-based brand and it’s internationally available. They have some GREAT deals on Amazon too. If you can get the whole lineup of products at a discounted rate, just go for it. You won’t regret it. 

[Chrissy89 1,195]

2 hours ago, ProfessionalPisser said:

@Chrissy89— you always seem to read my mind. Whenever I see a post that I strongly agree with or think, “Oooh that’s hot” or anything that makes me laugh, I check who posted it and I’m like, “Of course it’s Chrissy… like, WHO ELSE would it be?” ♥️♥️♥️ Always on the same page… 

Aww well you’ve just made my day 🥰