Weirdest Post-Nut Clarity Experiences

[Peenicks 853]

Masturbators, I'm curious as to what the weirdest thing you've found yourself watching, doing, or thinking about post-climax is. I'm aware that the idea of "post-nut clarity" is broadly more applicable to AMAB folks but AFAB stories are obviously welcome as well ❤️

The thing that got me thinking about this was when I caught myself cumming to a vid of a woman fucking a pumpkin, but all things considered that's probably a pretty tame answer, lol

[Bacardi 9,027]

I think mine was the first time I came to a video of a girl peeing in a car. I had been chatting with someone on here about the subject and about how I couldn't get into peeing in cars. Then a day or so later I was busting a big fat nut to the car video, and after I came I was like "what am I doing? Why did I just do that?" Lol. The site and its members have influenced me so much.

[CasvalDeikun 161]

I nutted to a transsexual girl fucking a cup of noodles, after I couldnt decide if that was a new kink for me or not 🤣

Edited September 25, 2022 by CasvalDeikun

[bungholio69 273]

1 hour ago, CasvalDeikun said:

I nutted to a transsexual girl fucking a cup of noodles, after I couldnt decide if that was a new kink for me or not 🤣

How does one fuck a cup of noodles? 

[bungholio69 273]

5 minutes ago, bungholio69 said:

How does one fuck a cup of noodles? 

Actually I thought about something. 
 

what if you take a noodle cup that you can microwave or pour boiling water into it and leave out the spice packets and drain out the hot water from the noodle cup and put the noodles into like one of those sex toys like a pocket pussy or pocket anus and that mouth one or hell even a homemade one made out of a Pringle’s can, some sponges and a rubber glove, and then you let it cool till warm and get yourself erected with the content of your choice and well... 

go to town on it. 

[Peenicks 853]

26 minutes ago, bungholio69 said:

Actually I thought about something. 
 

what if you take a noodle cup that you can microwave or pour boiling water into it and leave out the spice packets and drain out the hot water from the noodle cup and put the noodles into like one of those sex toys like a pocket pussy or pocket anus and that mouth one or hell even a homemade one made out of a Pringle’s can, some sponges and a rubber glove, and then you let it cool till warm and get yourself erected with the content of your choice and well... 

go to town on it. 

For the record, I've tried the glove & sponge can before: in my opinion, it wasn't worth it. Feel like a noodle cup would be marginally more tolerable but that experiment will have to be conducted by someone else. Those noodles are salty enough as is

[CasvalDeikun 161]

1 hour ago, bungholio69 said:

How does one fuck a cup of noodles? 

Fairly easily apparently, juding by the video, lol

[CasvalDeikun 161]

22 minutes ago, Peenicks said:

For the record, I've tried the glove & sponge can before: in my opinion, it wasn't worth it. Feel like a noodle cup would be marginally more tolerable but that experiment will have to be conducted by someone else. Those noodles are salty enough as is

I'm going to form the food item fucking research team, for science of course 😉

[oliver2 3,896]

4 hours ago, Peenicks said:

a noodle cup would be marginally more tolerable but that experiment will have to be conducted by someone else. Those noodles are salty enough as is

You don’t have to eat the noodles afterwards, your, uh, experimental partner can do that. Though they’ll likely have opinions about how much piss you should add to the noodles

(which makes me wonder about adding piss to pasta water, which some say should be very salty)

Edited September 25, 2022 by oliver2

[GenericUsername 1,032]

Probably the first time I did a massive pee on the floor lol

[Peenicks 853]

On 9/23/2022 at 11:49 PM, Peenicks said:

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The thing that got me thinking about this was when I caught myself cumming to a vid of a woman fucking a pumpkin, but all things considered that's probably a pretty tame answer, lol

OH MY GOD. The video I was talking about became a meme on Twitter. I cannot describe to you the abject fear I had seeing that thumbnail on my Twitter timeline, for a half second I legit thought my search history got outed or some shit 🤣😭

Edited October 2, 2022 by Peenicks

[oliver2 3,896]

😍 more like best Halloween special ever

[GenericUsername 1,032]

The older I get, the more comfortable I am after nutting to my kinky stuff than when I was younger.