Popular Post pguy2981 925 Posted September 6, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 6, 2022 Today my co-worker really opened up to me about her sexual side. I didn't actively ask for this information either, she just divulged it. I come across as pretty lax about sexual things because its not a big deal to me. I don't divulge private information about my exploits to people at my workplace because my workplace tends to gossip, but I don't mind hearing about hers because I'm not going to go around talking about it with others (I don't have close friends at the store). Today, we briefly discussed peeing with each other. She jokingly asked me "I bet your stream is like a broken sprinkler", something along those lines. I responded with, "What am I, 70 with a prostate problem? (Apologies to anyone over 50 who this might offend". She responds with, "My stream is a trickle but its full blast like *proceeds to imitate sound of her pissing*". I'm in my head like "Well great now all I can think about is her pissing". Later on she told me a "secret" about our boss, something that I wish I had never heard. I responded with, "I was really hoping you were gonna tell me something small like you squirted on your boyfriend or something". She responded with, "Oh I do that almost every time, I'm just built that way." She then shows me a picture of the mess she made on the bed during her previous encounter with her guy. It had me kind of flustered as she showed me right in front of this customer, and I had to quickly compose myself, surprised because not only was that naughty of her to show me, but I didn't think we were close enough to tell each other that kind of information. After the talk about piss and her squirting on her bf/ the bed, it took a great deal of strength not to ask more pressing questions and maintain a...flaccid-like state. 5 2 10 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,124 Posted September 6, 2022 Share Posted September 6, 2022 OMG! She sounds like a great colleague to have. I love open, uninhibited conversations like that, but they are so difficult to initiate so when someone else does it it's wonderful. Thanks for sharing with us. It must make see her in a new light! 1 Quote Link to post
wettingman 429 Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 (edited) Part of me would think an encounter like this would be a dream. However, I have to question her thinking showing you a picture of her pee in front of a customer. I would to have that discussion in private though, and I definitely would not remain flaccid, even at age 70. Yes I am 70 absolutely no offense taken, although I don't have a problem with my stream . I did have a procedure done on my prostate to help me empty fully, but I didn't think I had a stream issue. In fact I went to a urologist because of the opposite annoying uncontrollable leaks. Edited September 7, 2022 by wettingman 3 Quote Link to post
Popular Post gldenwetgoose 20,104 Posted September 7, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2022 Sounds like that conversation from your co-worker is one of those situations that I absolutely adore - where someone is willing enough to talk on the subject without treating it as majorly taboo. I agree maybe not 100% professional to talk that way in front of a customer. Her choice though. It definitely sounds like a door she's left open for the future too - whether that be an opportunity to ask further or whether she chooses to openly engage again. Although it doesn't often happen to me, it's that glorious line of showing enough interest that she knows you're definitely not disgusted or disinterested, against drooling too openly and leaving yourself open to workplace rumours. You haven't said where she fits into the 'cool kid' clique of your colleagues, perhaps if she's an outsider then she sees a kindred spirit in you and there may be more to come? Either way - great moment and thanks for sharing. 2 2 1 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,124 Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 18 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said: It definitely sounds like a door she's left open With luck, literally as well as metaphorically 🙂 1 2 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Kirby23 762 Posted September 7, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2022 This actually reminds me of a conversation I had with a (female) coworker on a similar topic. She was still married, but her marriage was ending. After being married for about ten years, she was kind of "sowing her wild oats," and would occasionally discuss her sexual exploits with me. She had a lover who she called "Mr. X". I later found out that the reason she kept him anonymous is because he was another coworker of ours (who was married!). She and Mr. X enjoyed experimenting. He was trying very hard to get her to squirt (and she wanted to), but it just wouldn't happen. Then she divulged to me that they were going to try watersports too. But when I pressed for details, she clammed up, and I didn't want to push it. But I still think about that conversation! 3 2 Quote Link to post
Eliminature 5,105 Posted September 7, 2022 Share Posted September 7, 2022 Having seen your stream in the Men Peeing section, I can attest that it's more like a powerful, accurately aimed public fountain than a broken sprinkler! 😉 I wish I'd been a fly on the wall when that conversation was taking place - or the customer. 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post pguy2981 925 Posted September 7, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 7, 2022 14 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said: It definitely sounds like a door she's left open I know I'm taking this out of context, but I do feel like shes leaving open some kind of door. Now as the socially awkward, dense and very much taken person that I am, I'm going to elect to ignore it, but I'd be lying if I said that every gentle extended stroke of my shoulders, every explorative finger through my hair and every time we lightly talk about pee, isn't met with slight hard on. Today she asked me to remove my gloves so she could see my hands, which I did. She said, "Oh wow, you umm... you have nice hands and fingers. They look great for *makes a gentle fingering motion*. I could not play that off like I usually do, it felt so obvious. I could hardly respond to that. Yeah it definitely feels like there is a door open to more there, but idk... I think shes made it abundantly clear she wants more than just kink talk. 2 3 Quote Link to post
pguy2981 925 Posted September 7, 2022 Author Share Posted September 7, 2022 6 hours ago, Kirby23 said: "sowing her wild oats," I read this in a very refined English accent. I binged The Crown if you've ever seen it on Netflix, and I believe the kings father (the king who just passed this year) said this about his grandson (the heir to the throne kind of, should he not be outlived by his own mother). Yeah she's totally open about her sexploits with me, which as I said is surprising. I want to open up about mine, I really do, but I am not about to be a workplace rumor and I don't exactly trust her with sensitive info just yet. Otherwise i would tell her about the time i made my SO squirt with a bottle all over me and the couch. I really do want to see her reaction to that. 1 2 Quote Link to post
pguy2981 925 Posted September 7, 2022 Author Share Posted September 7, 2022 4 hours ago, Eliminature said: Having seen your stream in the Men Peeing section, I can attest that it's more like a powerful, accurately aimed public fountain than a broken sprinkler! 😉 I wish I'd been a fly on the wall when that conversation was taking place - or the customer. If only it were actually powerful! There's definitely more power when I hold it for a long time, but I've never purposely challenged myself to do that, or had anyone challenge me to hold. There's so many I haven't posted in that thread. I'll have to post my private erome account on there at some point. 1 1 Quote Link to post
Dr.P 1,450 Posted September 8, 2022 Share Posted September 8, 2022 @pguy2981, From previous, similar experiences, at work, I believe that your perceptions of your co-worker's desires and motivations are spot on, but I understand your needs for caution, especially at work. I think your current strategy of letting her take the lead is working, but there is a danger that she may eventually lose interest, if you wait too long. So a story of one of your past experiences may be appropriate, but context and timing are crucial. I once dated a girl at work, whom I have named "Ellie," in my posts about her, who had the interesting habit of leaving the bathroom door half open, whenever she peed. Fearing a bad reaction, and rumors being spread, at work, I never walked in on her, or even verbally revealed my interest in her peeing style (loud hiss, multiple starts and stops) over an off-and-on dating history, which eventually lasted 10 years. I eventually revealed my history with her to several Platonic female friends, and asked their opinions on her intentions. They said that she was either testing my interest in her peeing, or actually teasing me, seeing if I would make a move, which I had never done. So I apparently missed out on what could have been a very exciting relationship, over a number of years. Hope this doesn't happen to you and your co-worker. Interest in peeing is relatively rare, among women, as I'm sure you are aware, so don't let this one go to waste, as I unfortunately did! . 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post pguy2981 925 Posted September 8, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 8, 2022 13 minutes ago, Dr.P said: @pguy2981, From previous, similar experiences, at work, I believe that your perceptions of your co-worker's desires and motivations are spot on, but I understand your needs for caution, especially at work. I think your current strategy of letting her take the lead is working, but there is a danger that she may eventually lose interest, if you wait too long. So a story of one of your past experiences may be appropriate, but context and timing are crucial. I once dated a girl at work, whom I have named "Ellie," in my posts about her, who had the interesting habit of leaving the bathroom door half open, whenever she peed. Fearing a bad reaction, and rumors being spread, at work, I never walked in on her, or even verbally revealed my interest in her peeing style (loud hiss, multiple starts and stops) over an off-and-on dating history, which eventually lasted 10 years. I eventually revealed my history with her to several Platonic female friends, and asked their opinions on her intentions. They said that she was either testing my interest in her peeing, or actually teasing me, seeing if I would make a move, which I had never done. So I apparently missed out on what could have been a very exciting relationship, over a number of years. Hope this doesn't happen to you and your co-worker. Interest in peeing is relatively rare, among women, as I'm sure you are aware, so don't let this one go to waste, as I unfortunately did! . I already have someone in my life and thus can't pursue anything romantic with this girl. However, I'd love to be the kind of friend that she can be fully comfortable around without it having to mean anything more than just a decent friendship. I'd be lucky if we could do naughty peeing type things without it leading to sex or romance. Though even that is probably going too far. 5 Quote Link to post
pguy2981 925 Posted September 8, 2022 Author Share Posted September 8, 2022 Slight update: I was stretching today and as I stretch, I like to let out little noises here and there. It just feels better that way, idk. She made a comment on how I sound like a girl when I stretch. I said "You should hear me in bed." She laughed silently, but pretty hard and asked if I sound like a girl in bed. I kind of gave a round about answer, but the short answer was "Some people would think that if they heard me". Not too long after, she whispered to me (because there were customers in the area) that she was going to go pee. Now of course I couldn't just let that slide without saying something snarky. I said, no you can't. There are bio-hazard bins right here. She then jokingly made a motion to make it look like she would piss in the container. I wouldn't have stopped her (okay I would have since there are cameras everywhere), but if this were in public, say if we were using the same bathroom and I said "Just piss on the floor!" I would not have stopped her. After I mentioned how I sound in bed, she was gone to the bathroom for a significant amount of time. I'm sure it wasn't, but I do wonder if what I said was enough to make her want to get off right there in the public toilet. I wonder if she squirted, and how much of a mess she made in the bathroom. 2 1 1 Quote Link to post
fourluvclover 182 Posted September 9, 2022 Share Posted September 9, 2022 (edited) Lucky man! Sounds like she'll make a great friend if things keep going the way they have. I had a coworker talking to me recently about his upcoming trip to the Folsom Street Fair, which of course absolutely piqued my interest. He said he was stoked, and even mentioned that his current boyfriend has been pissed on at Folsom. I wanted so bad to ask him more, but it was at a big party with our other coworkers, so it wouldn't have been an appropriate time. I did, however, mention that I want to know all the juicy details once he's back from his trip. I really like this guy too, if he somehow turned out to be a piss freak like me, that'd be kind of amazing. Edited September 9, 2022 by fourluvclover 3 Quote Link to post
Popular Post pguy2981 925 Posted September 15, 2022 Author Popular Post Share Posted September 15, 2022 Less about piss this time, more a discussion of what she thinks of her pussy. Its not the first time that we have discussed how good looking she is down there. She describes her pussy like the seam of a beignet, with the softness and texture of a baguette. I think she has a thing for french cuisine. If I wasn't taken right now, I'd be speaking french between her thighs. (I know, lame quip haha) 3 2 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,124 Posted September 15, 2022 Share Posted September 15, 2022 41 minutes ago, pguy2981 said: Less about piss this time, more a discussion of what she thinks of her pussy. Its not the first time that we have discussed how good looking she is down there. She describes her pussy like the seam of a beignet, with the softness and texture of a baguette. I think she has a thing for french cuisine. If I wasn't taken right now, I'd be speaking french between her thighs. (I know, lame quip haha) She fancies you. There's no doubt about it. 1 Quote Link to post
pguy2981 925 Posted September 16, 2022 Author Share Posted September 16, 2022 18 hours ago, Kupar said: She fancies you. There's no doubt about it. We work alot with blood, so the topic of squirting does come up quite often. It even came up today. I really do wonder about her squirt streams, if they're full on torrents or small gushes. After the picture she showed me, I'm certain there is some sort of spray factor when she cums. Maybe she squirts multiple times in one session. If this were you, how would you go about asking your coworker about how they squirt without giving off the vibe that you have sexual feelings for them? I'm cool with them but I want to treat this friendship delicately and not have it be more than pee/squirt talk and the occasional hangouts. 2 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,124 Posted September 16, 2022 Share Posted September 16, 2022 2 hours ago, pguy2981 said: We work alot with blood, so the topic of squirting does come up quite often. It even came up today. I really do wonder about her squirt streams, if they're full on torrents or small gushes. After the picture she showed me, I'm certain there is some sort of spray factor when she cums. Maybe she squirts multiple times in one session. If this were you, how would you go about asking your coworker about how they squirt without giving off the vibe that you have sexual feelings for them? I'm cool with them but I want to treat this friendship delicately and not have it be more than pee/squirt talk and the occasional hangouts. Goodness! I'm not sure I'd have a clue how to begin a discussion about that! Good luck! 2 Quote Link to post
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