Distracted by Water Bottles?

[InsertName 570]

Any time I am outside with a sexy person and they take a drink from a water bottle I’m instantly distracted. All I can think about is that they will need to piss it back out. Maybe they’re already starting to think about what they can duck behind the moment we part ways.

Anyone else?

[Takashi96 846]

7 minutes ago, InsertName said:

Any time I am outside with a sexy person and they take a drink from a water bottle I’m instantly distracted. All I can think about is that they will need to piss it back out. Maybe they’re already starting to think about what they can duck behind the moment we part ways.

Anyone else?

I wouldn't say "anytime." But yes, if she is far from a restroom and rocking the old bottle of water, hydro flask, or beer, then my body is definitely responding to the potential for action. 

Edited August 18, 2022 by Takashi96
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[Takashi96 846]

11 minutes ago, InsertName said:

Any time I am outside with a sexy person and they take a drink from a water bottle I’m instantly distracted. All I can think about is that they will need to piss it back out. Maybe they’re already starting to think about what they can duck behind the moment we part ways.

Anyone else?

As a woman, I assume you get more opportunities to experience other women peeing outside. And in more intimate detail?

[Takashi96 846]

11 minutes ago, InsertName said:

Any time I am outside with a sexy person and they take a drink from a water bottle I’m instantly distracted. All I can think about is that they will need to piss it back out. Maybe they’re already starting to think about what they can duck behind the moment we part ways.

Anyone else?

As a woman, I assume you get more opportunities to experience other women peeing outside. And in more intimate detail?

[InsertName 570]

4 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:

As a woman, I assume you get more opportunities to experience other women peeing outside. And in more intimate detail?

I would, but I’d feel like a creep since they wouldn’t know what I was thinking. I make myself scarce when a person I’m with (man or woman) starts to unzip. 

[InsertName 570]

8 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:

As a woman, I assume you get more opportunities to experience other women peeing outside. And in more intimate detail?

Though I probably imagine it in better detail 😁

[Takashi96 846]

3 minutes ago, InsertName said:

I would, but I’d feel like a creep since they wouldn’t know what I was thinking. I make myself scarce when a person I’m with (man or woman) starts to unzip. 

I wish I had that kind of discipline. And for the record I do feel like a creep. I'm pretty sure I am one actually. 

[InsertName 570]

1 minute ago, Takashi96 said:

I wish I had that kind of discipline. And for the record I do feel like a creep. I'm pretty sure I am one actually. 

Lol! Well in the spectrum of creep it’s probably pretty low if they’re doing it around you anyway.

[Takashi96 846]

2 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:

I wish I had that kind of discipline. And for the record I do feel like a creep. I'm pretty sure I am one actually. 

Do you ever get asked to block for female friends? If so, how do you nope out of it?

[Takashi96 846]

1 minute ago, InsertName said:

Lol! Well in the spectrum of creep it’s probably pretty low if they’re doing it around you anyway.

That's one of those lies I tell myself, until I'm almost convinced.

[InsertName 570]

7 minutes ago, Takashi96 said:

Do you ever get asked to block for female friends? If so, how do you nope out of it?

I live in a fairly low-population place so there are always bushes, trees, large rocks, etc. Of course I can’t plug my ears, but I try to distract myself. 

[Takashi96 846]

2 minutes ago, InsertName said:

I live in a fairly low-population place so there are always bushes, trees, large rocks, etc. Of course I can’t plug my ears, but I try to distract myself. 

I know that feeling so well! The hiss that's like 15 feet away, but it sounds more like 5. And the way my heart races!

[W1ll_B 92]

14 hours ago, InsertName said:

Any time I am outside with a sexy person and they take a drink from a water bottle I’m instantly distracted. All I can think about is that they will need to piss it back out. Maybe they’re already starting to think about what they can duck behind the moment we part ways.

Anyone else?

I haven't thought about a water bottle in this way before (maybe the situation will change after this), but the same thing happens when I see someone (a woman, either live or in a picture/video) drinking from a big beer or cider glass.
I'm thinking that after a while all that fluid will be in her bladder.

[TMN_Femboi 736]

Whenever I see somebody decent-looking, I instantly imagine them pissing, regardless of whether they're currently drinking something or not 😼

 

[InsertName 570]

39 minutes ago, W1ll_B said:

the same thing happens when I see someone (a woman, either live or in a picture/video) drinking from a big beer or cider glass.

That’s awesome; I’m glad I’m not alone in that particular pervy thought process lol. It sounds like the same thing just slightly different due to experiential conditioning. I think I subconsciously associate being outside drinking from a water bottle with hiking and associate hiking with trails that don’t have restrooms. I can absolutely imagine having the same thoughts about people with large beers if I spent more time drinking with people. 

[DoctorDoctor 1,063]

6 hours ago, InsertName said:

That’s awesome; I’m glad I’m not alone in that particular pervy thought process lol. It sounds like the same thing just slightly different due to experiential conditioning. I think I subconsciously associate being outside drinking from a water bottle with hiking and associate hiking with trails that don’t have restrooms. I can absolutely imagine having the same thoughts about people with large beers if I spent more time drinking with people. 

I definitely think that when I see a woman drinking an oversized beverage (like a giant beer or coffee or water bottle), thinking all that liquid will be coming out at a not so distant time.

[Lucylovestoholdherpee 513]

1 hour ago, DoctorDoctor said:

I definitely think that when I see a woman drinking an oversized beverage (like a giant beer or coffee or water bottle), thinking all that liquid will be coming out at a not so distant time.

I'll be sure to carry around a 2 litre coke with me if I'm ever around you!!

Edited August 19, 2022 by Lucylovestoholdherpee
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[DoctorDoctor 1,063]

2 hours ago, Lucylovestoholdherpee said:

I'll be sure to carry around a 2 litre coke with me if I'm ever around you!!

You wouldn't know if you are around me, so you better do it all of the time, just in case. 😉

 

[likesToLick 9,708]

On 8/19/2022 at 9:01 AM, InsertName said:

they take a drink from a water bottle I’m instantly distracted. All I can think about is that they will need to piss it back out.

Once when I turned up for an appointment with my favorite escort,  she proudly displayed an empty two-litre water bottle to me and said "I just drank it all to be ready for you."  That certainly filled me with delight, and the hour that followed fulfilled the promise.

[Alfresco 10,989]

I don't think about it every time, but I will admit that it sometimes crosses my mind.  Particularly likely to be the case if it is with people where I think that they are going to be away from toilets for some time and I start imagining who and where they may pee.

[Drake Mallard 114]

On 8/19/2022 at 10:25 AM, TMN_Femboi said:

Whenever I see somebody decent-looking, I instantly imagine them pissing, regardless of whether they're currently drinking something or not 😼

 

Me too!! I love watching people pee!