Truely an Accident.

[Baby_ennie 253]

This happened not too long ago.

My brother and i were playing monopoly and drinking beer, as we do, and of course after a few hours i needed a piss. So i took a break from the game and went upatairs to my bedroom (it has a private bathroom). I sat on the toilet and turned on my phone, not a very clean habit i know but i cant help it. I was scrolling through insta when i felt my thighs wet...

I was sitting with my legs spread apart too much so my pee angled up and sprayed off the edge of the toilet!

I said fuck it and just finished my long pee spraying like that. Didnt bother to clean it since its my private bathroom lol 😏

I lost at monopoly though...

[oliver2 2,198]

1 hour ago, Baby_ennie said:

I lost at monopoly though...

[pull card from Chance] “You are assessed for bathroom-cleaning repairs” OH GOD DAMN IT

1 hour ago, Baby_ennie said:

sat on the toilet and turned on my phone, not a very clean habit i know

Yeah, gross, I’d never do that #blatantlies #nottrue #dothisallthetime

If it’d been a public bathroom, especially one that was dirty already, you could’ve just walked away leaving your piss for everyone else to deal with 😈

[Bacardi 3,759]

I have tried to multitask by stretching and peeing at the same time and have done this 😬 I have to admit tho it is a lot of fun!

[Yesimhere 143]

Oh i love this story so much, genuine accidents are so hot 🔥 and the way you went along with it!  Thanks for sharing