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My husband says I use a lot of TP and says it annoys him 😬 but i am sort of a clean freak so I don't want to touch pee (even tho I wash my hands after each time I wipe). I don't wrap and wrap around my hand tho. Maybe use 6 or 7 squares. Idk. I'll count next time I pee lmao. 

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1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

I've never given this issue a second thought, but I've often been surprised at how much toilet paper women use to wipe themselves after a pee. I'm basing my observations on two experiences; listening to the sheets unrolling in the cubicle next door to me in a public loo. Secondly, observing women in candid hidden toilet films and professional pee porn where women are filmed peeing on the loo. I've seen women literally wrap reams of paper around their hands before wiping, Me? I average three to four sheets for a dab...(to dab, or to wipe...?). I've also viewed hidden camera films, where women use sheets of loo paper to 'line' their panties, or women who simply pull up their underwear without wiping at all! This can also happen in those street/concert hidden camera films when women have no loo paper at all. 

I agree, and I've also noticed some women wipe a lot - backwards and forwards several times. Perhaps that's why they use so much paper? If you're wiping that vigorously every time you go to the toilet, wouldn't you get sore? As you say, some women line their panties, and I've also noticed others who fold and wedge the paper between their lips.

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I asked K about this. She uses two pieces. But since the menopause she finds it harder to wipe effectively. Not sure why ... possibly change in the natural lubrication/friction of the skin, or more crinkly folds or something. So she'll sometimes use two pieces, stand up and think 'I'm not dry' and use another two.

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I remember talking to a woman who had grievances with men not wiping their cocks, after pissing, as she tasted it whilst she gave them a blow job. lol

That's an immediate red flag for me, I want a woman who wouldn't mind the aforementioned... hell... she'd encourage the non wiping. 😉

But yeah, I've noticed the women wiping after peeing. Personally I think it's hot if a woman doesn't, and she wets her panties a little bit, or if she's wearing a skirt/dress, leaves little droplets as she walks off... kinda like Hansel ad Gretel will their breadcrumbs.... so... peecrumbs.

 

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I have seen it on videos and it always looks like such an excessive amount. Of course I'm not female so I am not sure how much it takes to feel like you're clean and dry.

Personally, I'd love for it to be none. 🤣

A while back I used to go camping with a couple of girls. We'd be out the whole night in places that were scenic and often in the middle of nowhere. (It wasn't like we were in a relationship, we just got along really well).

The girls would often just pee and pull their panties back up whenever the need to pee grew strong enough. At the time I thought it was quite hot, but never really gave it much thought as to how pissy a girl would end up smelling (or even tasting) after say 4/5 pees without a wipe. (The one was dead casual, she hardly even gave it time to drip dry! Just hiss, hiss, hiss, panties up and talking to us again).

 

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12 hours ago, jmatthews1995 said:

I have seen it on videos and it always looks like such an excessive amount. Of course I'm not female so I am not sure how much it takes to feel like you're clean and dry.

Personally, I'd love for it to be none. 🤣

A while back I used to go camping with a couple of girls. We'd be out the whole night in places that were scenic and often in the middle of nowhere. (It wasn't like we were in a relationship, we just got along really well).

The girls would often just pee and pull their panties back up whenever the need to pee grew strong enough. At the time I thought it was quite hot, but never really gave it much thought as to how pissy a girl would end up smelling (or even tasting) after say 4/5 pees without a wipe. (The one was dead casual, she hardly even gave it time to drip dry! Just hiss, hiss, hiss, panties up and talking to us again).

 

I've always been amazed by how many women do this

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I think it varies. I use two squares for just a pee and I’m bone dry after that (although I am talking about decent thick toilet paper here!). If I didn’t feel quite dry I would get another 2 squares and wipe again however that’s more likely for vaginal wetness rather than pee wetness. Lining of the knickers with paper is more about either menstruation or discharge, I highly doubt it’d be for pee. 

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18 hours ago, Peewee123 said:

I think it varies. I use two squares for just a pee and I’m bone dry after that (although I am talking about decent thick toilet paper here!). If I didn’t feel quite dry I would get another 2 squares and wipe again however that’s more likely for vaginal wetness rather than pee wetness. Lining of the knickers with paper is more about either menstruation or discharge, I highly doubt it’d be for pee. 

I found it interesting to read that your discharge/natural wetness tends to get your vaginal area wetter most of the time than peeing does. From the way you wrote it, it sounds as if this happens not just when you're super turned on or just recently finished with sexual activity, but in general. I wouldn't have thought there were many women who produce enough wetness on a typical day that they need to wipe with extra toilet paper.

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It infuriates me at how wasteful some people are with toilet paper. I wrap it around my hand twice, so maybe 4-6 squares? Which I admit is a little excessive. Then you get people who go through as much toilet paper per pee as I do for an entire day! 

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Thank you for mentioning this because I've always noticed it too. In both aftermaths of women in my life who forgot to flush and also porn. I didn't want to say anything being a man because I don't know what it's like to clean up as a woman. I like to give benefit of the doubt. But there comes a point where I see like half a roll going in one pee and that's just crazy to me. No justification for it beyond a certain level.  

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1 minute ago, knarf11 said:

Mrs K only seems to use a single sheet for a pee.  She folds it in half and half again.  However Mrs K comments on how much my sister uses in total when staying with us!

Mrs K is the winner so far of the least paper use (excluding those that use none) 🙂 Kudos!

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On 4/3/2022 at 4:51 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

I've never given this issue a second thought, but I've often been surprised at how much toilet paper women use to wipe themselves after a pee. I'm basing my observations on two experiences; listening to the sheets unrolling in the cubicle next door to me in a public loo. Secondly, observing women in candid hidden toilet films and professional pee porn where women are filmed peeing on the loo. I've seen women literally wrap reams of paper around their hands before wiping, Me? I average three to four sheets for a dab...(to dab, or to wipe...?). I've also viewed hidden camera films, where women use sheets of loo paper to 'line' their panties, or women who simply pull up their underwear without wiping at all! This can also happen in those street/concert hidden camera films when women have no loo paper at all. 

Those women are awesome in every way!

On 4/3/2022 at 5:16 PM, Bacardi said:

My husband says I use a lot of TP and says it annoys him 😬 but i am sort of a clean freak so I don't want to touch pee (even tho I wash my hands after each time I wipe). I don't wrap and wrap around my hand tho. Maybe use 6 or 7 squares. Idk. I'll count next time I pee lmao. 

Your hubby would be right.    Piss shouldn't be wiped at all.

On 4/4/2022 at 1:43 AM, Kupar said:

I asked K about this. She uses two pieces. But since the menopause she finds it harder to wipe effectively. Not sure why ... possibly change in the natural lubrication/friction of the skin, or more crinkly folds or something. So she'll sometimes use two pieces, stand up and think 'I'm not dry' and use another two.

Wet is best.

On 4/4/2022 at 10:00 AM, MasterDarcy said:

I remember talking to a woman who had grievances with men not wiping their cocks, after pissing, as she tasted it whilst she gave them a blow job. lol

That's an immediate red flag for me, I want a woman who wouldn't mind the aforementioned... hell... she'd encourage the non wiping. 😉

But yeah, I've noticed the women wiping after peeing. Personally I think it's hot if a woman doesn't, and she wets her panties a little bit, or if she's wearing a skirt/dress, leaves little droplets as she walks off... kinda like Hansel ad Gretel will their breadcrumbs.... so... peecrumbs.

 

You are 100% right, man!

On 4/4/2022 at 10:53 AM, jmatthews1995 said:

I have seen it on videos and it always looks like such an excessive amount. Of course I'm not female so I am not sure how much it takes to feel like you're clean and dry.

Personally, I'd love for it to be none. 🤣

A while back I used to go camping with a couple of girls. We'd be out the whole night in places that were scenic and often in the middle of nowhere. (It wasn't like we were in a relationship, we just got along really well).

The girls would often just pee and pull their panties back up whenever the need to pee grew strong enough. At the time I thought it was quite hot, but never really gave it much thought as to how pissy a girl would end up smelling (or even tasting) after say 4/5 pees without a wipe. (The one was dead casual, she hardly even gave it time to drip dry! Just hiss, hiss, hiss, panties up and talking to us again).

 

That one is perfect, as in Marriage material.   I LOVE ladies who don't wipe piss (like my wife, for example).

On 4/5/2022 at 5:36 AM, Peewee123 said:

I think it varies. I use two squares for just a pee and I’m bone dry after that (although I am talking about decent thick toilet paper here!). If I didn’t feel quite dry I would get another 2 squares and wipe again however that’s more likely for vaginal wetness rather than pee wetness. Lining of the knickers with paper is more about either menstruation or discharge, I highly doubt it’d be for pee. 

Wet is best.

On 4/5/2022 at 6:26 AM, WinterAzalea said:

I’ve noticed that in some videos too. Personally I only use 2-3 squares and I’m completely dry with just that lol

 

On 4/6/2022 at 12:24 AM, Sophie said:

It infuriates me at how wasteful some people are with toilet paper. I wrap it around my hand twice, so maybe 4-6 squares? Which I admit is a little excessive. Then you get people who go through as much toilet paper per pee as I do for an entire day! 

Or just don't wipe it.   🙂

On 4/6/2022 at 3:47 AM, SexyStreams said:

Thank you for mentioning this because I've always noticed it too. In both aftermaths of women in my life who forgot to flush and also porn. I didn't want to say anything being a man because I don't know what it's like to clean up as a woman. I like to give benefit of the doubt. But there comes a point where I see like half a roll going in one pee and that's just crazy to me. No justification for it beyond a certain level.  

It's the same for men and women.    Neither my wife nor I (a dude) wipe piss.

13 hours ago, knarf11 said:

Mrs K only seems to use a single sheet for a pee.  She folds it in half and half again.  However Mrs K comments on how much my sister uses in total when staying with us!

Sister shouldn't wipe it either.

20 hours ago, Alfresco said:

From what I have seen, Mrs A uses about 5-6 sheets.   Although I do sometimes offer to lick her clean to save paper.

 

    SOME Times?    I always do that LOL!

Long Time lurker, but I had to jump in because this is my pet peeve (pun kinda intended LOL).   Piss should never be wiped.   It is too precious and delicious to be treated as if it were something negative.    Piss, especially from Hot females, is the most delicious drink that exists and not 1 drop should be wasted.   My wife and I both NEVER wipe piss.    Of course, we wipe when taking a crap, but never piss.   It is the most tasty beverage around and I would never waste a single drop of that precious nectar.   Wiping implies negativity.   There is nothing but positive about piss.   My wife straight up pisses on me, in the shower.    Nothing better than that.

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On 4/4/2022 at 10:00 AM, MasterDarcy said:

I remember talking to a woman who had grievances with men not wiping their cocks, after pissing, as she tasted it whilst she gave them a blow job. lol

That's an immediate red flag for me, I want a woman who wouldn't mind the aforementioned... hell... she'd encourage the non wiping. 😉

But yeah, I've noticed the women wiping after peeing. Personally I think it's hot if a woman doesn't, and she wets her panties a little bit, or if she's wearing a skirt/dress, leaves little droplets as she walks off... kinda like Hansel ad Gretel will their breadcrumbs.... so... peecrumbs.

 

Well Said brother Darcy.     And thank you.

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On 4/5/2022 at 10:42 PM, KylieRobidoux said:

I use a lot because I don’t usually wear panties 

Wouldn't that hurt your pussy? I tried going without underwear once in college (because my lazy ass didn't want to do laundry and I was out of clean underwear - I frequently ejaculate into my underwear at the end of the day, so wearing them again without washing them is not a viable option for me), and it made my dick feel very uncomfortable, rubbing up against the rough fabric of my blue jeans...

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On 4/19/2022 at 1:49 AM, GWash17 said:

Wouldn't that hurt your pussy? I tried going without underwear once in college (because my lazy ass didn't want to do laundry and I was out of clean underwear - I frequently ejaculate into my underwear at the end of the day, so wearing them again without washing them is not a viable option for me), and it made my dick feel very uncomfortable, rubbing up against the rough fabric of my blue jeans...

Lol yes if you have fucking blue jeans on that would suck ass. 

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It also excites me very much when, for example, in a video, a woman peed and then did not wipe herself. I find it hotter, sexier and more exciting. Especially when a beautiful, hot, sexy woman pisses. At these moments
, she looks so cheeky, mischievous, attractive, alluring. I want to submit to her. For example, I want to feel this smell from a woman, the smell of urine on the pussy, and even better, when there is hair on the pussy, where this smell
is retained longer and preserved better. Yes, the smell may be too serious and strong, but it only turns me on the contrary, even more exciting. So I want to lick the pussy of a girl who peed and didn't wipe herself or that she just
sat on my the face, and I inhaled this smell, at the same time, slowly and sensually caressed the pussy with my tongue. Therefore, I am also in favor of women not wiping themselves. Girls, women, our dear and dear ones, you are always
very sexy and hot, and when you pee and don't get wiped, then your sexuality becomes limitless in general, you don't even imagine how limitless. It's so attractive, enticing and exciting. Do at least sometimes so as to please us with
this indescribable and charmingly exciting smell of such precious nectar in the universe as female urine.

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26 minutes ago, whiz kid said:

For the ladies...exactly how wet is it after you finish peeing?  You'd think that for some women it is a swamp down there based on the amount of paper they use....lol

My hoohah? Not terribly wet. There's a few droplets clinging to my labia but I'm not dripping wet down there. 

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