Pee recipes?

[jinx 125]

I’m trying to get more into piss drinking/ consuming because I love how degrading it is, I’m just not the biggest fan of the taste! Any recipe ideas to mask the taste a bit? The more creative the better!

[gldenwetgoose 20,223]

Try these threads as a starter.   (or a main, apertif, desert or whatever)

https://peefans.com/topic/18422-making-pee-taste-good/?tab=comments#comment-299517

https://peefans.com/topic/4856-lovely-new-cocktail-recipe/?tab=comments#comment-59585

https://peefans.com/topic/20010-pee-dare-challenges-and-results/?do=findComment&comment=279249

You'll find the site search pretty good for things like this, especially if you use the advanced options.

[PeeFan86 253]

From my experience I've found that Gin mixes well with pee, it takes a lot of the harshness out of both ingredients and makes a great combo.  I used to love gin and tonics and I honestly now prefer it with pee instead of tonic.  If you want to really up the taste make some pee ice cubes and throw some of those in instead of regular ice.

[MasterDarcy 430]

The most basic one is water, water and more water. Seriously. If you drink liters of water, the piss will taste and look like water.

As for creative ways. Get a blender, add your choice of fruit and then your piss for a very tasty smoothy. The good thing about the piss smoothie thing is that you can experiment and get creative.

"Pee and Tonic".

1 part fresh urine and 2 parts tonic water.

(This might not politically correct, especially in today's climate) "Yellow Russian": 

37ml fresh urine

25ml coffee syrup

15ml cream

15ml milk

Chocolate powder

ice

"Golden Shower:

50ml orange juice

30ml apple juice

50ml fresh urine

Ice

(The above three aren't my recipes, but I have tried them. They're delicious!)

(Below are my personal recipes)

"Piss Frappuccino":

2 cups of piss cubes (just piss in an ice cube tray and freeze)

1 cup of Espresso or coffee

3/4 cup of milk

1 tbsp of sugar or honey or a sweetener.

50ml urine (make sure it's cooled)

Whipped cream (optional)

A sprinkle of cinnamon (optional)

(You can adjust the quantities)

"Piss Hot Sauce":

2 tbsp urine

4 dashes of Tabasco.

50ml Hot sauce of your choice

5 ml ketchup.

"Piss Boilermaker": 

A pint of beet with a shot of piss (40ml)

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I've tried all of the above recipes. I've also baked my piss in cakes, brownies, etc. Especially, just replace water with piss, in the recipe.

Oh. I've also topped Crepes with piss, maple syrup and banana. 😉

Nothing is a barrier. Just get creative with it. 🙂

 

[Aristona 127]

I mixed my ex-girlfriend's pee with tequila, that was nice, she peed in a glass and i got to say how much, good old times 😏

[MasterDarcy 430]

Another drink:

"Pissmimosa" (or "Piss Bucks fizz")

Equal parts piss, sparkling white wine and orange juice.

[A_AShes 463]

Very simple recipy:

Jurancon Blanche 13.5% (very dry white french vine)

Fresh light day pee 

4-6 parts of pee to 6-4 parts of the white vine makes this particular vine much more gentle and honestly more pleasant and rich. Undetectable mix- pleasant surprise......your passionate ones....

La Wee est Belle!!!

Celebrate your time sans...

Enjoy!

[peecurious94 3,172]

I finally worked up the courage to try drinking my pee, and it is such a turn on! I mixed pineapple juice, malibu, and topped it off with pee. It was delicious, and my pussy was wet just thinking about what I was drinking! 

[DoctorDoctor 1,067]

1 hour ago, peecurious94 said:

I finally worked up the courage to try drinking my pee, and it is such a turn on! I mixed pineapple juice, malibu, and topped it off with pee. It was delicious, and my pussy was wet just thinking about what I was drinking! 

How much pee volume can you hold to work with in a recipe?  Looking for drinks or other foods, such as baked goods?

[YoungerHunkPeeSwallower 16]

My only suggestion would be making sure that whoever is doing the peeing is very hydrated to start! Wait until it’s 100% clear, and add a splash of pineapple juice to a glass 🙂 there are most likely some foods / things you can consume beforehand that might make it taste better or less strong. I prefer just straight hot pee, but has to be nice and clear. I miss swallowing so much. Want to be degraded and do some degrading of my own again soon 😋 cheers!

[A_AShes 463]

I think it is important to use "the second pee" 10-15 after the first is much less salty light and trully pleasant...Especially for begginers or seduction... usually it keeps better in cold if you need it for a very important one in a little advance...

 

[A_AShes 463]

[Peesfully 210]

Has anyone tried mixing a can of condensed soup with a can of pee instead of a can of water?  Just a thought...  Maybe pea soup.

[WillAndSarah 180]

Most artificial sweeteners (aspartame, sucralose, etc) pass straight through the body into urine! So, for sweet-tasting pee, just consume some of these!

Unfortunately, both aspartame and sucralose give him headaches, and so we avoid them entirely. But luckily, Stevia (natural non-sugar sweetener) works the same way! The right amount, combined with a decent diet, will make one's pee taste downright craveable!

Meats and milk products (milk, cheese, etc) will make the pee more acidic and therefore more bitter and less palatable, IME, and so should be consumed only in moderation. Moderation is the keyword here; you definitely DO NOT need to go full vegan or anything like that; an 8oz fillet dinner, with sides and Stevia-sweetened green tea makes for some wonderful delicious pee; eating nothing but bacon all day does not (speaking from experience).

And yes, LOTS of water. Enough water will dilute pretty much anything, until there's very little flavor at all. Besides, drinking lots of water means lots of pee - and don't you want lots of pee? I know we always do. We never can get enough, really.

 

But yeah, if you want a quick-fix type of solution, just have your partner consume a reasonable amount of aspartame/sucralose/stevia - this will make their pee taste sweet! I believe 100% of any of those will pass into urine, so there's no need to go over the top! Please don't try (or have your partner try) to consume more than a normal amount of any of these, as it's completely unnecessary and could be dangerous.
 

Incidentally, if you're in the mood to share, we're curious where you're getting this piss from. Are you drinking your own? Do you have a partner? We'd love to hear it!

Happy drinking! <3

Edited May 3, 2023 by WillAndSarah

[A_AShes 463]

44 minutes ago, WillAndSarah said:

Most artificial sweeteners (aspartame, sucralose, etc) pass straight through the body into urine! So, for sweet-tasting pee, just consume some of these!

Unfortunately, both aspartame and sucralose give him headaches, and so we avoid them entirely. But luckily, Stevia (natural non-sugar sweetener) works the same way! The right amount, combined with a decent diet, will make one's pee taste downright craveable!

Meats and milk products (milk, cheese, etc) will make the pee more acidic and therefore more bitter and less palatable, IME, and so should be consumed only in moderation. Moderation is the keyword here; you definitely DO NOT need to go full vegan or anything like that; an 8oz fillet dinner, with sides and Stevia-sweetened green tea makes for some wonderful delicious pee; eating nothing but bacon all day does not (speaking from experience).

And yes, LOTS of water. Enough water will dilute pretty much anything, until there's very little flavor at all. Besides, drinking lots of water means lots of pee - and don't you want lots of pee? I know we always do.

Batato food makes sweet and pleasant pee taste

[WillAndSarah 180]

1 hour ago, Peesfully said:

Has anyone tried mixing a can of condensed soup with a can of pee instead of a can of water?  Just a thought...  Maybe pea soup.

But why not just take it straight from the source?

[Stephen94 203]

My wife makes me these all the time and they are delicious ! 

 

[A_AShes 463]

Sweet secondary....

[Wetling 1,174]

I peed in a salad bowl once, than eat from it, but it never occured to me to make cocktails. 😄 Also can't find anything degrading in it.

[A_AShes 463]

1 hour ago, Wetling said:

I peed in a salad bowl once, than eat from it, but it never occured to me to make cocktails. 😄 Also can't find anything degrading in it.

I enjoyed it adding to french variant of Rum-baba: honey rum and little mix of your nectar around the spongy bake... Try one day!!!

[SexyAndSoaked 190]

My boyfriend asked me to sit on his face one time when I told him that I was desperate to pee. He just licked my clit while I releaved myself all over his face and he said that some pee went in his mouth but only small bits at a time. I know it’s not quite what you asked for as it doesn’t involve mixing it with something to drink the full piss but it might be worth a go. We both loved it. Xx

[A_AShes 463]

Of course I would love it too share with my partner  clit to mouth...

Those recipies is rather training The only way to find out ways to make yor pee pleasant for a novice without cocktailing...

[DoctorDoctor 1,067]

14 hours ago, A_AShes said:

Sweet secondary....

If you can provide it in one go, can I get a pint neat?

[A_AShes 463]

50 minutes ago, DoctorDoctor said:

If you can provide it in one go, can I get a pint neat?

Secondary pee...well after four pints if drink...

Question of training your body. Primary is 4 times more in volume usually..  :)

[thisguy20 869]

Not recipes per se but;

-pee tea: boil a mixture of pee and water, pour over teabag

-pee pasta: boil mixture of pee and water, cook pasta in said boiling liquid