A naughty (maybe?) emergency pee

[Malika 1,052]

Hello everybody, I want to share one of my unusual pee experiences hoping it could be of some interest.
It was in 2020 in full covid emergency. In my country everything was locked and only the basic services were granted
with restrictions.
A morning I was forced to go to a public office for some important paperwork that I could not postpone. This office
was in one of the squares of the center of my city. The matter was very complicate and long because they only let one person in at a time
and so there was a very long queue outside. When I am forced to stand in line I usually feel the need to go pee, I don't know why, and
anyway I had to wait about one hour and half before my turn to enter, so I was really in a big emergency when my turn came.
Once inside the office I did my paperwork (very long procedure), but no chance to use the toilet, since it was forbidden!
So, I left that office and I was finally outside, free to go. I was in a situation of big emergency since I was really bursting and I was afraid
to wet myself if I could not do my pee withing few minutes at most. I started walking, but my bladder was so full that walking was even a bit
painful, so I understood that I could not move too far from there. Anyway, I was in a main square of a country capital, so there was lot of people
walking around despite the lockdown situation, so no chance to pee between two cars, or better in a flower pot as I usually do. I was feeling
really lost! I started to walk in the street at the side of the block and luckily my gaze moved in a direction where there was a secondary street
with three dumpsters along a wall. There was some space between the dumpsters and the wall, so I said: that is my place! I will pee
behind them! So, with some effort (due to my full bladder) I reached them and I moved on the side that seemed more free behind, because the other
side was full of big boxes and other rubbish. When I was finally behind the dumpsters I saw with my surprise that the place was not really free.
There was a sort of "bed arrangement" on the ground! There was a sort of thin mattress with some tousled blankets on it, a dirty pillow, and near, a pair of
shoes and some bags full of stuff. I didn't expect such situation and for some seconds I was thinking and wondering the meaning of that situation.
I was wondering if it was just more rubbish, or if it was arranged on purpose by somebody, if it was still "inhabitated" or abandoned... anyway, it was
really too late, I was about to wet myself, so I had to pee right in that moment and right there in order to take advantage of the protection of the dumpster
and not to be in view; no other way! So I pulled down my trousers and panties, I bent in a middle squat (since I didn't need a low squat to prevent the splashes
on my shoes as usual, because I was about to pee on a "soft" surface that would not have created splashes) and finally released my urine. At first the stream
was a bit weak then it gained power and became a strong stream that seemed to never end! I think I peed for about two minutes! In the meanwhile I was peeking
from the corner of the dumpster if somebody would have come. Finally my peeing was over. What a holy pee! I must say it is one of
the most relieving pee I had in my life. The place at my feet was soaking wet, totally drenched. I rearranged my clothes and left quickly, hoping that nobody noticed me
coming out from behind the dumpsters. I was feeling very light now and I walked home.

[Remi 943]

Nice story, desperation sometimes forces one to do things out of the usual order. Or in other words, it creates nice stories to share. And I like that kind of 'unintentional but necessary' naughtiness that seems to be unavoidable when you put your own convenience first in a desperate situation like this.

Thank you for sharing!

[BlindListener 146]

Hello Malika,
If you don’t mind my asking a few questions?
You wrote “I bent in a middle squat”, could you please define middle squat in words for me since I cannot view pictures or videos? Were your upper legs parallel to the ground with your upper body leaning forward?
How far down did you pull your “trousers and panties,”?
How far apart were your feet?
Thank you in advance.

 

[Malika 1,052]

1 hour ago, BlindListener said:

Hello Malika,
If you don’t mind my asking a few questions?
You wrote “I bent in a middle squat”, could you please define middle squat in words for me since I cannot view pictures or videos? Were your upper legs parallel to the ground with your upper body leaning forward?
How far down did you pull your “trousers and panties,”?
How far apart were your feet?
Thank you in advance.

 

Well, it is not easy to answer to questions so detailed. Anyway, for me, when I pop a low squat means that I try to keep my vagina as closer as possible to the ground, instead a middle squat for me is a higher position, enough to avoid to pee on my legs and feet. In that occasion I did somehow as you mentioned, my upper legs were more or less parallel to the ground and my chest bent a bit forward. I pulled down my trousers and panties more or less at the height of the knees and my feet were about half meter distant I guess. Consider that my pee stream was going down pretty vertical, so I just needed to keep it far enough from my lower legs and feet. Usually, when I pee on a hard surface I never keep this position, because I hate to splash my feet and ankles, so I usually I try to keep a very low squat or if available I gladly choose a plant or a flower as target of my stream for a better comfortable pee. I hope my answers were enough clear for you.

[expererg 1,167]

If I sum it up (tell me if I'm right please), you peed for 2 minutes on some homeless people's matress and blanket to avoid splashing your shoes ? If that's true, that's so naughty, I positively love it ! Did you enjoy doing something naughty like that where you could maybe have avoided the matress if you had been in a low squat next to it, but chose to soak it anyways ?

 

[Malika 1,052]

20 hours ago, expererg said:

If I sum it up (tell me if I'm right please), you peed for 2 minutes on some homeless people's matress and blanket to avoid splashing your shoes ? If that's true, that's so naughty, I positively love it ! Did you enjoy doing something naughty like that where you could maybe have avoided the matress if you had been in a low squat next to it, but chose to soak it anyways ?

 

Thank you for your comment. What you said is not completely right, so I try to explain better. First, I didn't choose to pee over the blankets just to avoid splashing my shoes (this was a secondary good effect), I did it in order to take the full advantage of the cover offered by the dumpster. If I wanted to avoid to pee on the blankets I should have stayed too much "outside" and my bum would have been in sight for passers-by. If I have had free space on the asphalt, I would have chosen to pop a very low squat on it instead of the blankets and I would have gladly spared them by being soaked. Second, I cannot be 100% sure that the "bed" was still in use by the homeless person. It could have been actually (in fact I was worried to be caught in the act!!!), but I didn't have any proof of it and the place could have been already abandoned maybe ( I hope!). So, I am not so naughty as you liked. Maybe you are disappointed  ;-)

[MasterDarcy 430]

Was it naughty? Oh yes! 😉

Desperation pee stories are always good to read! So yes... I love the story. 🙂

No idea why you're being interrogated, though. What next, will someone ask what street you were on? The precise coordinate you were in? 😛

You'll be waterboarded next.

Keep up the good work. The story certainly got my "approval", if you know what i mean. 😉

 

Edited April 4, 2022 by MasterDarcy

[gldenwetgoose 20,202]

After having to step in and close down discussions around the goldfish incident, let's avoid going down the same route here - I don't want to get all heavy again, this community is best at policing itself.

I understand the humour in the 'being interrogated' comment, but as I say, let's avoid overthinking there.

@BlindListener doesn't have the same access to a wealth of imagery as we do, so @Malika has been understanding enough to explain in more detail. No issues.

Other than that, all please note that if this turns into another debate on morality then it will get closed down.   For that matter, remember we have the additional moderation guidance in place about activities which cause damage or distress to others.  I'm not saying there's anything wrong with the OP - but if people keep pushing that angle (or keep glorifying it too) then it WILL get closed down.

Is that clear?   Just enjoy the parts of the account that you enjoy and step over anything you feel less inclined to enjoy.

[BlindListener 146]

Hello Malika,
Thank you for sharing your story and taking the time to reply with details of your “middle squat”. I hope my asking questions did not bother or offend you. I am sorry if my asking questions caused you to be interrogated.

 

[gldenwetgoose 20,202]

1 hour ago, BlindListener said:

Hello Malika,
Thank you for sharing your story and taking the time to reply with details of your “middle squat”. I hope my asking questions did not bother or offend you. I am sorry if my asking questions caused you to be interrogated.

 

@BlindListener - Goose here, and when you hear this I just want to reassure you there was nothing wrong with the questions you asked and I'm sure Malika didn't mind answering in the slightest. The mention of Interrogation was only a figure of speech after a couple of people had commented and it was used in a joke kind of way - so really nothing to worry about.   Please carry on contributing to this wonderful community just as you do.

[Malika 1,052]

11 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

@BlindListener - Goose here, and when you hear this I just want to reassure you there was nothing wrong with the questions you asked and I'm sure Malika didn't mind answering in the slightest. The mention of Interrogation was only a figure of speech after a couple of people had commented and it was used in a joke kind of way - so really nothing to worry about.   Please carry on contributing to this wonderful community just as you do.

I am not bothered or offended by anybody. I always try to answer gladly when somebody asks questions. I hope I didn't do anything wrong here.

[gldenwetgoose 20,202]

@Malika - don't worry, you've done absolutely nothing wrong at all.  😁

[radu 123]

On 4/2/2022 at 4:41 PM, Malika said:

Hello everybody, I want to share one of my unusual pee experiences hoping it could be of some interest.
It was in 2020 in full covid emergency. In my country everything was locked and only the basic services were granted
with restrictions.
A morning I was forced to go to a public office for some important paperwork that I could not postpone. This office
was in one of the squares of the center of my city. The matter was very complicate and long because they only let one person in at a time
and so there was a very long queue outside. When I am forced to stand in line I usually feel the need to go pee, I don't know why, and
anyway I had to wait about one hour and half before my turn to enter, so I was really in a big emergency when my turn came.
Once inside the office I did my paperwork (very long procedure), but no chance to use the toilet, since it was forbidden!
So, I left that office and I was finally outside, free to go. I was in a situation of big emergency since I was really bursting and I was afraid
to wet myself if I could not do my pee withing few minutes at most. I started walking, but my bladder was so full that walking was even a bit
painful, so I understood that I could not move too far from there. Anyway, I was in a main square of a country capital, so there was lot of people
walking around despite the lockdown situation, so no chance to pee between two cars, or better in a flower pot as I usually do. I was feeling
really lost! I started to walk in the street at the side of the block and luckily my gaze moved in a direction where there was a secondary street
with three dumpsters along a wall. There was some space between the dumpsters and the wall, so I said: that is my place! I will pee
behind them! So, with some effort (due to my full bladder) I reached them and I moved on the side that seemed more free behind, because the other
side was full of big boxes and other rubbish. When I was finally behind the dumpsters I saw with my surprise that the place was not really free.
There was a sort of "bed arrangement" on the ground! There was a sort of thin mattress with some tousled blankets on it, a dirty pillow, and near, a pair of
shoes and some bags full of stuff. I didn't expect such situation and for some seconds I was thinking and wondering the meaning of that situation.
I was wondering if it was just more rubbish, or if it was arranged on purpose by somebody, if it was still "inhabitated" or abandoned... anyway, it was
really too late, I was about to wet myself, so I had to pee right in that moment and right there in order to take advantage of the protection of the dumpster
and not to be in view; no other way! So I pulled down my trousers and panties, I bent in a middle squat (since I didn't need a low squat to prevent the splashes
on my shoes as usual, because I was about to pee on a "soft" surface that would not have created splashes) and finally released my urine. At first the stream
was a bit weak then it gained power and became a strong stream that seemed to never end! I think I peed for about two minutes! In the meanwhile I was peeking
from the corner of the dumpster if somebody would have come. Finally my peeing was over. What a holy pee! I must say it is one of
the most relieving pee I had in my life. The place at my feet was soaking wet, totally drenched. I rearranged my clothes and left quickly, hoping that nobody noticed me
coming out from behind the dumpsters. I was feeling very light now and I walked home.

This story is a bit of a thriller;) but thrillers usually end badly, and here is a very good ending. You didn't burst and nobody saw you, although I would love to spy on you. It must have been an amazing sight.

[Malika 1,052]

2 hours ago, radu said:

This story is a bit of a thriller;) but thrillers usually end badly, and here is a very good ending. You didn't burst and nobody saw you, although I would love to spy on you. It must have been an amazing sight.

I can say I have been lucky...   ;-)

[radu 123]

On 4/22/2022 at 10:30 PM, Malika said:

I can say I have been lucky...   😉

I read all your storieș and they were all amazing. Do you remember any more? I will be happy to read it.

[theAnalyzer 11]

I totally agree. I would have loved to see you desperate. I just wonder if that would be so obvious or not. 😉 

[Malika 1,052]

On 5/18/2022 at 12:20 PM, radu said:

I read all your storieș and they were all amazing. Do you remember any more? I will be happy to read it.

Thank you very much for your appreciation. I have some other experiences that could be of some interest maybe. I will post them when possible. Thank you.

[radu 123]

2 minutes ago, Malika said:

Thank you very much for your appreciation. I have some other experiences that could be of some interest maybe. I will post them when possible. Thank you.

It's amazing that you reacted to my post right when I'm on the forum.

Edited May 23, 2022 by radu

[Malika 1,052]

2 minutes ago, radu said:

It's amazing that you reacted to my post right when I'm on the forum.

Pure luck  ;-)

[theAnalyzer 11]

Greetings to Malika, my neighbor! 🙂 waiting for more great stories. 😉