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On 1/4/2023 at 9:25 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Thirty One

 

Writing this in the depths of winter wrapped up in warm, cosy clothing makes me think of just how hot it was last summer. My male friends long for the warm weather when clothing is shed to the bare minimum and the denim shorts are back on the streets an in holiday resorts across the globe. ‘Pissy Pussy’ (Great title) is the first picture story of this issue, published in 1981, it features a model first seen back in Sex Bizarre 17, drinking from a penis poking through a glory hole on the cover. here, she parks her vintage white BMW in a Danish beauty spot and poses in her very tight denim shorts before taking a piss in the open air. She really is a dish, very sexy and natural with natural, slightly drooping breasts. The camera captures her intimate act with clarity and detail, you can almost imagine the blades of grass tickling her soft white flesh.

 

In the second story, ‘Liquid Lechers’, we return to the studio setting where a number of females and males gather to drink from a bar. In my time I have had friends who have built ‘bars’ in their own homes, I’ m always reminded of the swinging scene, long before the internet when couples met to have group sex. The three women featured in the story are again, very natural and sexy with one of them having very prominent nipples. She is wearing a close fitting silky jump suit, and initiates the peeing action, (the film is worth seeking out, but I forget the title of it), she let’s fly with a strong fountain, laughing and giggling throughout the shoot.

 

'Thirsty Women' is also set in the summer, a garden where two women are meeting for a social occasion with a hunky ginger haired man gardening in the background. One of the women, (men who like large natural boobs will enjoy the story), squats to pee in front of him, a sign to conduct sex acts in the heat. Each of them, in this trio, takes it in turn to pee on each other and into mouths. It’s also evident that one of the women, judging by her facial expressions, is struggling with the taste of the gardener’s piss. One of the enduring images of these magazines is how the camera captures the moment that urine is directed towards a face or mouth of a male or female participant. There has been much talk about the taste and smell of pee in this forum, whether the urine is diluted and clear or deep and golden. Obviously the taste is incredibly bitter if it is more ‘yellow’. To date, (1981), much of the piss has a slight golden tint and would have tasted a little sour to say the least. It would be interesting to compile a series of images from these magazines of facial expressions.

 

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This isn't one of my all-time favourite issues of Sex Bizarre, but there are some pictures I like quite a lot. For instance, I like the fantasy of the friendly local pub, where customers gather round the bar to watch the landlady suck her husband's cock. greedyneedygirl's suggestion that these pics reflect the contemporary swinging scene may not be wide of the mark. I also like the convivial moment when two of the women are casually chatting while one strokes a different cock. It's an attractive fantasy of sexual liberation, carefully staged for the camera. And there's one of my favourite moments a little later, when one woman holds a cock to direct the piss stream onto the second woman. A few pictures on, she holds the cock again while the recently pissed-on woman sucks it. There are a lot of smiles as the blonde woman at the bar has her cunt licked by one of the men, with a girlfriend in close attendance, and then has her cunt pissed on , with the woman observing closely. Then the two of them share the pissing cock, in a piss-adapted version of a two girl blow job. There's a sexy bit of nipple sucking a little later, followed by what looks like an orgy. For me, the casual, ordinary nature of the group sex here makes the scene excitingly  bizarre. (Continues)

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(Sex Bizarre 31, Continued)

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Section 3: Thirsty Women: This section mostly focusses on cock worship (two women plus one man). I'd have preferred to see more FF action, but the women seem enthusiastic about being pissed on and interacting with each other when wet. I really like the close-up FF tongue kiss while the man is pissing on their mouths. The older woman in particular seems to be having a good time. The subsequent shared cock sucking is sexy as well; there's a sense of intimacy there. And it's sexy to see one of the women pissing on her friend as the friend sucks the man's cock. 

Thanks very much, @greedyneedygirl, for keeping this project going. 

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@greedyneedygirl Yes, I take your point about porn referencing mainstream films. I suppose one might say it 'perverts' the films, but another way of seeing that is to say the pornographic themes are implicit in the mainstream versions. I suppose it's a bit of both. David Lynch was constantly referencing subtexts in everyday tropes, I think.

As an aside, you presumably know the crying masturbation scene towards the end of Mullholland Drive? That's one of the most complex erotic film moments I've ever seen.

https://xhamster.com/videos/naomi-watts-mulholland-drive-masturbating-783428

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I love the cover picture for number 32. The model's belly is so powerful, and she appears to be genuinely into this moment of getting fucked. Ditto the first image of the 'Peeping Pervert' section. Although it's the peeper who's called a pervert, the model with her challenging stare and her red-nailed fingers on her hungry, open cunt is actually presented as the pervert - though I translate 'pervert' as sexually uninhibited woman - intensely sexual but not perverted.. She's gorgeous, and her boots make her extra kinky. Her 'discovery' of the wanking peeper with his cock and balls out is also very powerful. It captures an intense combination of arousal and shame. (So, yes, 'Blue Velvet' exactly). The extension of the fantasy is that, instead of being outraged, the model rewards the perverted peeper by taking his cock in her mouth. "Come here, Mr. Pervert, I'm just as perverted as you! I'll show you." - which possibly lies at the root of most male erotic fantasy. She's the wonderfully dirty woman of our dreams. And she confirms her delicious dirtiness by allowing him to piss in her mouth. 

@Pissy Party' has a lot of familiar faces. I like the way one of the girls manages to smile convincingly while a man pisses into her mouth. I find the pissy little pink knickers in the following picture very sexy as well. The section culminates in an orgy scene. I wonder how the performers interacted when they weren't on camera. That's one of the things that always intrigues me about orgies in porn, though I'm unlikely to ever find out. 

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3 hours ago, wjimmy said:

@greedyneedygirl Yes, I take your point about porn referencing mainstream films. I suppose one might say it 'perverts' the films, but another way of seeing that is to say the pornographic themes are implicit in the mainstream versions. I suppose it's a bit of both. David Lynch was constantly referencing subtexts in everyday tropes, I think.

As an aside, you presumably know the crying masturbation scene towards the end of Mullholland Drive? That's one of the most complex erotic film moments I've ever seen.

https://xhamster.com/videos/naomi-watts-mulholland-drive-masturbating-783428

Absolutely! But I also find the scene in Wild at Heart between Laura Dern and Willem Dafoe in the motel room, deeply troubling but incredibly erotic. Do you remember that she clicks her heels at the end of the assault, I always thought that it signified orgasm, but some critics now believe that it is a ref. to Dorothy in Wizard of Oz...

 

 

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11 hours ago, wjimmy said:

@greedyneedygirl

https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1829322883/?pgid=&gid=5035033&page=0#0

I love the cover picture for number 32. The model's belly is so powerful, and she appears to be genuinely into this moment of getting fucked. Ditto the first image of the 'Peeping Pervert' section. Although it's the peeper who's called a pervert, the model with her challenging stare and her red-nailed fingers on her hungry, open cunt is actually presented as the pervert - though I translate 'pervert' as sexually uninhibited woman - intensely sexual but not perverted.. She's gorgeous, and her boots make her extra kinky. Her 'discovery' of the wanking peeper with his cock and balls out is also very powerful. It captures an intense combination of arousal and shame. (So, yes, 'Blue Velvet' exactly). The extension of the fantasy is that, instead of being outraged, the model rewards the perverted peeper by taking his cock in her mouth. "Come here, Mr. Pervert, I'm just as perverted as you! I'll show you." - which possibly lies at the root of most male erotic fantasy. She's the wonderfully dirty woman of our dreams. And she confirms her delicious dirtiness by allowing him to piss in her mouth. 

@Pissy Party' has a lot of familiar faces. I like the way one of the girls manages to smile convincingly while a man pisses into her mouth. I find the pissy little pink knickers in the following picture very sexy as well. The section culminates in an orgy scene. I wonder how the performers interacted when they weren't on camera. That's one of the things that always intrigues me about orgies in porn, though I'm unlikely to ever find out. 

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Endlessly fascinated by the both the 'off-camera'- activity and the initial direction at the start of the shoot...you're right we shall never know. The viewer/consumer is led to believe that the thread is seamless. Sometimes, in mainstream televised and filmed action we are often treated to the cutting room floor outtakes. The CCC films were over-dubbed, often in German with muzak playing in the background. You would think that the players in these scenarios would sometimes ask for a towel, or be saying things like; "Please...not in my eyes!"

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@greedyneedygirl:

"The viewer/consumer is led to believe that the thread is seamless. Sometimes, in mainstream televised and filmed action we are often treated to the cutting room floor outtakes. ... You would think that the players in these scenarios would sometimes ask for a towel, or be saying things like; "Please...not in my eyes"

 

Yes, we're constantly and willingly conned by cinema. 

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"Other producers, Milton’s Private magazine, for instance produced magazines of a similar quality, but focused on vanilla sex in exotic locations"

I agree. In fact, Milton's Private and Pirate magazines plus Sex Bizarre were pretty much the only titles I bought when I was off on a wanking holiday. 

"At the beginning of Sex Bizarre there was a ‘Wanted’ ad, asking for models, so clearly there was some kind of recruiting drive going on. We do not know how many women sent their photos in the hope of ‘starring’ in their magazines, particularly one specialising in pissing."

Sometime in the 1990s I came to the conclusion that the majority of young women in Scandinavia and Germany had done at least a little porn. I'm now pretty sure I was wrong, but given the amount of porn around, in photos and on video, it certainly looked that way. However, I think piss porn, being so specialized and 'dirty', was probably much less attractive to the majority of prospective models. It would be nice, though, to know how many women applied to Sex Bizarre. I wonder if there's a list of previous applicants somewhere in their offices. 

More generally, I often think of the women who are now middle-aged or older who did porn modelling in their youth. If somebody set up a website for older women to post their youthful porn pics I'd join like a shot. (Perhaps somebody has?) I realize that modelling is just work and probably isn't much fun for quite a lot of models, but some must have got off on the experience. It would be great to hear from them and see some 'then and now' pictures. 

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"Danish Showers': I may not have bought the magazine but  I certainly watched the film made to go along with this photoset. Of the three women featured, the woman in the blue dress - on the left in the opening title picture - was my favorite. She still is. She looks so absolutely wholesome and 'respectable',  but she calmly - and delightedly - plays dirty games with piss. In the film, I remember her having a gentle touch as she grasps a penis. That sort of female kinkiness is what really turns me on. 

(I also love the pictures where she's watching the others from the bar and is touching her cunt through her knickers. Her smiling face glows with excitement.

As I've said before, female voyeurism and masturbation excite me a lot.)

Incidentally, the last picture I've chosen seems to show the blue dress woman performing anilingus, which - as far as I remember - was fairly unusual at the time.

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I won't go into the third section, Pervert's Pleasure , but I note that both women have the excitingly blank expressions of a dominatrix.  I suppose that's closely related to the equally exciting trope of the femme fatale, since female sexual depravity applies in both cases.

 

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3 hours ago, wjimmy said:

@greedyneedygirl

"Other producers, Milton’s Private magazine, for instance produced magazines of a similar quality, but focused on vanilla sex in exotic locations"

I agree. In fact, Milton's Private and Pirate magazines plus Sex Bizarre were pretty much the only titles I bought when I was off on a wanking holiday. 

"At the beginning of Sex Bizarre there was a ‘Wanted’ ad, asking for models, so clearly there was some kind of recruiting drive going on. We do not know how many women sent their photos in the hope of ‘starring’ in their magazines, particularly one specialising in pissing."

Sometime in the 1990s I came to the conclusion that the majority of young women in Scandinavia and Germany had done at least a little porn. I'm now pretty sure I was wrong, but given the amount of porn around, in photos and on video, it certainly looked that way. However, I think piss porn, being so specialized and 'dirty', was probably much less attractive to the majority of prospective models. It would be nice, though, to know how many women applied to Sex Bizarre. I wonder if there's a list of previous applicants somewhere in their offices. 

More generally, I often think of the women who are now middle-aged or older who did porn modelling in their youth. If somebody set up a website for older women to post their youthful porn pics I'd join like a shot. (Perhaps somebody has?) I realize that modelling is just work and probably isn't much fun for quite a lot of models, but some must have got off on the experience. It would be great to hear from them and see some 'then and now' pictures. 

I absolutely agree with what you have said about then and now...of course morbidly thinking, how many of them are alive? The notion that they retired or simply gave up after earning enough money, did they marry, have children, have 'respectable' careers. The only 'model' that you can actively trace career wise, is someone like Catherine Ringer, (Sex Bizarre 29). Their (The CC Corps) roster of models must have included those from across the globe and (maybe) some UK models...it's hard to guage. We're talking 40-50 odd years ago now, so it's highly likely that some of them are not around. The other thought I have when viewing the magazines is of course the lack of contraception, NO condoms! I presume that there would have been some way of testing and ensuring utmost cleanliness on set! 

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3 hours ago, wjimmy said:

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"Danish Showers': I may not have bought the magazine but  I certainly watched the film made to go along with this photoset. Of the three women featured, the woman in the blue dress - on the left in the opening title picture - was my favorite. She still is. She looks so absolutely wholesome and 'respectable',  but she calmly - and delightedly - plays dirty games with piss. In the film, I remember her having a gentle touch as she grasps a penis. That sort of female kinkiness is what really turns me on. 

(I also love the pictures where she's watching the others from the bar and is touching her cunt through her knickers. Her smiling face glows with excitement.

As I've said before, female voyeurism and masturbation excite me a lot.)

Incidentally, the last picture I've chosen seems to show the blue dress woman performing anilingus, which - as far as I remember - was fairly unusual at the time.

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I won't go into the third section, Pervert's Pleasure , but I note that both women have the excitingly blank expressions of a dominatrix.  I suppose that's closely related to the equally exciting trope of the femme fatale, since female sexual depravity applies in both cases.

 

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Yes,the woman in the blue dress is like an amiable 'Aunt!'

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12 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

The only 'model' that you can actively trace career wise, is someone like Catherine Ringer, (Sex Bizarre 29).

Sometimes a little information can come your way informally.

A few years ago, I had a brief forum chat about the lovely Fanny Steele with a staff member of SG Video.  I think she did appear in one of the later Sex Bizarre magazines,  but is more famous for her peeing videos.

He told me that she had married and retired from the business,  and that she was living in Germany with her husband and two children.   I imagine that many porn idols move on to a more "average" life after their erotic career.

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On 2/18/2023 at 1:19 AM, likesToLick said:

Sometimes a little information can come your way informally.

A few years ago, I had a brief forum chat about the lovely Fanny Steele with a staff member of SG Video.  I think she did appear in one of the later Sex Bizarre magazines,  but is more famous for her peeing videos.

He told me that she had married and retired from the business,  and that she was living in Germany with her husband and two children.   I imagine that many porn idols move on to a more "average" life after their erotic career.

Here she is:

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Ah, yes...a familiar face! Thank you for the interest and information. ❤️ I've yet to find the issue in question, as I'm currently working on those published in the 1980's.

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3 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Ah, yes...a familiar face! Thank you for the interest and information. ❤️ I've yet to find the issue in question, as I'm currently working on those published in the 1980's.

I had a look through some of the more recent issues and could not find her,  so perhaps I am mistaken.

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On 2/18/2023 at 1:19 AM, likesToLick said:

Sometimes a little information can come your way informally.

A few years ago, I had a brief forum chat about the lovely Fanny Steele with a staff member of SG Video.  I think she did appear in one of the later Sex Bizarre magazines,  but is more famous for her peeing videos.

He told me that she had married and retired from the business,  and that she was living in Germany with her husband and two children.   I imagine that many porn idols move on to a more "average" life after their erotic career.

Here she is:

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Thanks for mentioning Fanny Steele. I hadn't come across her before. She's very sexy. I've just watched her being deliciously filthy in a maize field with a Mars bar and a cob of corn. She had a superb face for porn.

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Sex Bizarre Thirty Five

 

Sex Bizarre was still being published as a quarterly magazine along with the other trail blazing titles like, Color Climax, Anal Sex and New Cunts. It was clear that the fetish of ‘water sports’ was a sustainable and viable subject for a pornographic magazine of quality. We’re so used to subscribing to media now, I do wonder whether fans of the magazine had the ability to ‘subscribe’. HM Customs were still doing checks at Border Control, so those living in countries like the UK took a risk in buying the magazine from countries like Germany, Holland and of course, Denmark, the country of production. One of my contacts told me that he attempted to buy Sex Bizarre from a small ad in a Mens Magazine, he received a warning letter from HM Customs and his ‘goods’ were confiscated. Others say that if they purchased the magazine in Sex Shops in Amsterdam, it was like smuggling drugs, such was the risk of being searched and found out at Border Control. One guy told me that he purchased several copies of Sex Bizarre whilst on a student trip to Paris and was really nervous on returning to the UK, having hidden them with other documents in his hand luggage.

 

Sex Bizarre has a curious story called ‘Urine Surprise’, it features a couple engaged in pissing fun on a farm, with the female model dressed in retro-milk maid wear, with the guy clad in fishing gear.  I do wonder whether the couple have applied to ‘star’ in the magazine, (they make one more appearance in a later issue). They are certainly not familiar models and this is their debut. Couples did send in photographs in response to the advert in Sex Bizarre, they are certainly very sexy and attractive. She urinates in a chamber pot, and he drenches her see-thru blouse with yellow piss, they certainly give the impression that they enjoy the act of peeing over one another as well as having more conventional vanilla sex.

 

I have visited Amsterdam on several occasions, and am familiar with the city and its more salubrious districts. A friend said that Copenhagen is very similar, in terms of the scale and architecture. In the second story ‘Thirsty Lady’ the opening photograph of the harbour district of Nordhavn, I can see what my friend means. The scenario returns to more familiar territory and a female model who has posed in a previous issue. She is the cleaner in a harbour side bar, and her boss has a delivery from two dray men who seduce the cleaner and perform sex acts that include urinating. The bar owner is basically a voyeur who wishes to view his submissive employee humiliated sexually before his gaze.

 

 

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12 hours ago, greedyneedygirl said:

I do wonder whether fans of the magazine had the ability to ‘subscribe’.

In Australia the magazine could be bought openly in adult book shops,  but only a limited number of issues ever appeared.  I didn't get to see the full range until they started appearing on the internet.

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On 3/4/2023 at 11:00 AM, likesToLick said:

In Australia the magazine could be bought openly in adult book shops,  but only a limited number of issues ever appeared.  I didn't get to see the full range until they started appearing on the internet.

It would be interesting to guage the global reach of the magazine, how they were distributed and sold, it would also be a measure of how widespread the fetish is. In UK cities adult shops were granted a license from the local authorities on the understanding that they sold 'soft-core' publications and products. Hard core pornography was to be found 'under-the-counter', the owners took a risk in selling it and the shops were often raided. Supplies were provided again, and the whole procedure was repeated until the authorities gave in, and the magazines began to be openly displayed on the shelves. As I mentioned in my review, consumers took a risk in buying via mail order, often using accommodation addresses as they didn't want the magazine delivered directly to the home.

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