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On 6/8/2022 at 7:50 AM, greedyneedygirl said:

We enter 1977, the date of this publication. I am two years old, so a brief glance at Wikipedia tells me that it was an eventful year with a ‘Jubilee’ and Punk sweeping aside the past and declaring that there is No Future.

Wow,  1977.  I didn't actually discover these magazines until about four or five years later.  I knew what I liked before I ever saw it in porn though.

Just one year before that, 1976,  was the year that I kissed a girl's pussy for the first time.   Actually, the first and second times were on the same night, and the second time I kissed between her thighs was only a few minutes after she had been to the toilet.  The scent of her piss was so gorgeous it hit me like a lightning bolt of pure pleasure.  From that moment on I was a committed pee fan, and I still love it.

It was a real treat to discover Sex Bizarre magazine and realise that other people were into it besides me.

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3 hours ago, likesToLick said:

Actually, the first and second times were on the same night, and the second time I kissed between her thighs was only a few minutes after she had been to the toilet.  The scent of her piss was so gorgeous it hit me like a lightning bolt of pure pleasure.  From that moment on I was a committed pee fan, and I still love it.

“Are you sure you wanna go down on me again, I just went pee… Mmmmffff ok, you’re fine with it” [grabs his head, pulls him in towards her]

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1 hour ago, oliver2 said:

“Are you sure you wanna go down on me again, I just went pee… Mmmmffff ok, you’re fine with it” [grabs his head, pulls him in towards her]

Actually I was too shy to mention why I was enjoying it so much,  and she didn't mention that she had been peeing,  but of course I knew that she had,  because I had waited for her outside the toilet and heard her piss splashing into the water.  I was 17 and she was 19,  but she seemed quite pleased that a younger, inexperienced guy wanted to go down on her,  even though I wasn't very good at it back then.  I really don't know if she knew that she still had pee on her labia,  or just how totally gorgeous her smell was.

Apologies to @greedyneedygirl, I didn't mean to hijack your thread.  I'll stop the off-topic posts now.

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18 hours ago, likesToLick said:

Actually I was too shy to mention why I was enjoying it so much,  and she didn't mention that she had been peeing,  but of course I knew that she had,  because I had waited for her outside the toilet and heard her piss splashing into the water.  I was 17 and she was 19,  but she seemed quite pleased that a younger, inexperienced guy wanted to go down on her,  even though I wasn't very good at it back then.  I really don't know if she knew that she still had pee on her labia,  or just how totally gorgeous her smell was.

Apologies to @greedyneedygirl, I didn't mean to hijack your thread.  I'll stop the off-topic posts now.

Try to imagine being in the shoes of the participants in the magazine, male and female. I would have thought that they followed strict hygiene rules at the start of the photo-shoot, but there's no hiding behind the piss flying everywhere from both females and males. As I have observed, no plastic sheeting to protect floors or furniture in the studios. Four of our senses; smell, taste, touch and hearing are obviously negated by looking at these magazines, one can only imagine when all five are fully engaged for the models on the set.

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1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

I would have thought that they followed strict hygiene rules at the start

I have certainly noticed in some older porn, that the models were not quite as "scrubbed and polished" as they are in this century.  I would have been quite OK with that,  because I love the natural scents of women,  but I know some others don't feel the same way.

1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Four of our senses; smell, taste, touch and hearing are obviously negated by looking at these magazines,

Perhaps just as well.  If the full experience was available I might never leave the house again 😃

1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

one can only imagine when all five are fully engaged for the models on the set.

One may only hope that they were into it and enjoyed themselves,  though I do remember one actress from an American studio commenting that "it's a job, not a date."  On the other hand I have also seen a BTS of Nicole Marciano being interviewed after a shoot.  They asked her what she liked most about the day,  and she answered with a big smile, and without a moment's hesitation "the pissing scenes."

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On 6/14/2022 at 9:01 AM, likesToLick said:

I have certainly noticed in some older porn, that the models were not quite as "scrubbed and polished" as they are in this century.  I would have been quite OK with that,  because I love the natural scents of women,  but I know some others don't feel the same way.

Perhaps just as well.  If the full experience was available I might never leave the house again 😃

One may only hope that they were into it and enjoyed themselves,  though I do remember one actress from an American studio commenting that "it's a job, not a date."  On the other hand I have also seen a BTS of Nicole Marciano being interviewed after a shoot.  They asked her what she liked most about the day,  and she answered with a big smile, and without a moment's hesitation "the pissing scenes."

As far as I know the Color Climax Corporation was sold on to a German company, then maybe a US one, for me after the 1970's the magazine lost it's vim and vigour, it all became a bit too sanitised with models enhancing their bodies with adornments, silicone and botox. Photo shoots became more glamorous...often in exotic locations, outdoor and poolside, ok if you like that sort of thing, but I don't. ☺️😉😉❤️

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1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Nineteen.

 

Those of you who work or have worked in an office will be aware of the socio-political scenarios that can go on with people in close proximity. The interaction and banter that can go on between males and females can be toxic. Perhaps the Theander Brothers had this in mind when in 1977 they decided to bring three women together in a working environment to play out their sexual fantasies together. A welcome return of a familiar model, the mature ‘Karin’ in this story, ‘Piss Over Me’ that spans the whole issue.

 

A lesbian tale, that starts getting kinky when those awful plastic coffee cups are offered up as pee containers, each of them taking turns to fill the cups with warm urine. Before that wine, and a nice little trick with a banana is consumed, as Karin exposes her breasts, teasing the other two into even more lewd behaviour. Karin is wearing black stockings and calf-length silver boots, exposing her hairy pussy to the other two. One of them is clearly younger, perhaps the office ‘intern’, wearing a green and white striped cheesecloth shirt, that gets a good warm soaking during the story. There’s a lovely shot of the young one, straddling Karin’s wet knee, sucking on the older woman’s tongue as she parts her vulva. Pee flies everywhere, high and hard fountains splashing on to bare skin, clothing and of course the office floor.

 

One of the best lesbian issues from the Theander Brothers, bringing together an interesting age range, the inference of a dominant protagonist in Karin, the other mature woman ‘Emma’ wearing a curious suspender corset and tan stockings and of course the young intern, ‘Christel’. Each woman blessed with full pubic hair, and in the case of Karin bushy arm-pits! The cover shot is a fine example of how these three interact with each other; Christel partially clothed on the floor, the facial expression on Karin’s face as she sprays the body of the intern, and Emma poised to join in with the pissing fun. I’m sure that when people flicked through this magazine and worked in an office, they may have had a fantasy about the people they work with. I once worked as an intern in a dental practice, I can’t help but think of the two other women that I worked with back then!

 

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Mmm - looks like there is much to enjoy in this issue - thanks as ever for the review @greedyneedygirl!

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Love your description of the action in 20 @greedyneedygirl Thanks. 

The sequence where the dark haired girl and the blond are swinging the cock back and fourth so they can both taste and drink his piss is amazing what a lucky bloke hehe!

Also the close up shot of that fella with his tongue up the arse of one of the girls is wonderful  

These were amazing publications back in the good old days lol x

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Sex Bizarre was the first pee magazine I saw as well, probably in Amsterdam. I never got tired of it and, in fact, I don't think I've ever seen a piss magazine that gets anywhere close to its standard. The thing I liked - and still like - about Sex Bizarre is that the pictures were rarely, if ever, about domination or sadism. The models at least gave the impression of enjoying their kinky fun and I'm pretty sure a lot of them did.

Thanks very much, greedyneedygirlfor starting this thread and for going into so much detail about the magazines. 

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greedyneedygirl: The careful analysis and background in this thread on 'Sex Bizarre' is both sexy (very!) and informative. I learned a lot from you about the history of the mag. I can't stay away from this thread.

I used to buy 'Sex Bizarre' whenever I was in a country where it was legal, mostly in the 1990s. I remember my acute embarrassment - I was really trembling at times - when I took it to the counter and bought it. Even in a sex shop, it felt especially shameful to be buying a piss mag., even more so when a woman was behind the counter. But the shame was delicious, of course. 

I realize that your interest in 'Sex Bizarre' has a very particular focus - the first twenty issues, isn't? - but I'd love to read more of the same from you. I'd also be fascinated to read detailed descriptions of your personal reactions as you leaf through the pages, if you feel able to share them. Very few people seem willing to - or capable of - writing in detail about porn. You're obviously a glorious exception. Thank you again.

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On 6/7/2022 at 11:20 PM, greedyneedygirl said:

Sex Bizarre Eighteen

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I absolutely love the way that women like this one (in the top picture) gently hold a flaccid cock to direct the piss stream into their mouth. And I love this woman's smile as she does it, and the piss running down off her chin.

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On 8/3/2022 at 8:33 AM, wjimmy said:

greedyneedygirl: The careful analysis and background in this thread on 'Sex Bizarre' is both sexy (very!) and informative. I learned a lot from you about the history of the mag. I can't stay away from this thread.

I used to buy 'Sex Bizarre' whenever I was in a country where it was legal, mostly in the 1990s. I remember my acute embarrassment - I was really trembling at times - when I took it to the counter and bought it. Even in a sex shop, it felt especially shameful to be buying a piss mag., even more so when a woman was behind the counter. But the shame was delicious, of course. 

I realize that your interest in 'Sex Bizarre' has a very particular focus - the first twenty issues, isn't? - but I'd love to read more of the same from you. I'd also be fascinated to read detailed descriptions of your personal reactions as you leaf through the pages, if you feel able to share them. Very few people seem willing to - or capable of - writing in detail about porn. You're obviously a glorious exception. Thank you again.

The initial intention was to review those published from c.1970 to 1980, a decade in which I believe the magazine was at its most innovative and of course the use of relatively 'natural' looking models. 

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On 8/2/2022 at 7:12 PM, wjimmy said:

The thing I liked - and still like - about Sex Bizarre is that the pictures were rarely, if ever, about domination or sadism. The models at least gave the impression of enjoying their kinky fun and I'm pretty sure a lot of them did.

I totally agree with this view.   For me, pee sex has always been about fun and friendly intimacy.  I have never associated it with humiliation or dom/sub activities.  From the posts I have read on this forum,  I think that a great many of our members feel the same way.  Definitely one of the best things about Sex Bizarre was this sense of mutual enjoyment in almost all of their stories.

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Sex Bizarre Twenty One

In April 1978 the Theander Brothers must have been confident enough to release Issue 21 with the boast that Sex Bizarre is the ‘World Famous Wet Sex Magazine’, emblazoned in bold type on the front cover. This was a game change in pornography with all of the Color Climax Titles being re-vamped with bolder photography, more pages and new features. In this issue they introduced an ‘album’ of supposedly amateur, vintage photographs submitted by readers. Most of the images in the album are black and white and for the more discerning consumer of pee porn will recognise the source of the images. The Corporation did cover all aspects of sexuality, some regarded as taboo, even today and not worth discussing here. But one magazine, ‘Erotica Grotesque’, did cover pissing, perhaps they were inundated with people submitting photographs, many of which have appeared in this forum.

 

As for the main story, again the sets seem to be more genuine, in this case an apartment fully furnished with the usual grouping of males and females, gathering for a social event. Much of the action in the early stages takes place in a fully clothed state, one of the women holds herself as if she is dying for a pee. One of the men offers her a beer glass and she fills it to the brim. The act triggers the action, as clothing is removed and there is the usual combination of peeing and fucking. What is noticeable is the blonde, (featured on the cover) who appears to relish the taste of piss, she has some wonderful facial expressions throughout, lovingly captured by the Peter Theander’s professional camerawork. The men are very competent at delivering a stream with power and she often seems to be overwhelmed by the strength of the streams. Then there is the Photo Album series, (sadly ditched in future issues), I was drawn to one image of a woman squatting over a chamber pot, her labia pinned back by a contraption to allow for the view of the urethra.

 

The second story ‘Pissing Prostitute’ is a curious one. Many men tell me that they have sated their pee fetish with a prostitute, either picking one up on the street, working from a house or flat or within a so-called massage parlour. The second story features two regular models who featured in Sex Bizarre 9, and the resulting film ‘Bizarre Tastes’. The issue and film feature one of the taboos aforementioned. However the idea of paying for pee pleasures is highlighted in this final story of this excellent issue.

 

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1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

As for the main story, again the sets seem to be more genuine, in this case an apartment fully furnished with the usual grouping of males and females, gathering for a social event.

The two women are very attractive and I love their willingness to take the lead.  The story text adds an extra dimension by describing the scents and tastes that the people are enjoying,  and the feelings they have.   I do like the way the men enthusiastically drink from the women too.  That is too often missing in pee porn.

1 hour ago, greedyneedygirl said:

I was drawn to one image of a woman squatting over a chamber pot, her labia pinned back by a contraption to allow for the view of the urethra.

Ouch!  I hope those little chains attached to her labia are not as uncomfortable as they look.

 

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