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6 minutes ago, GenericUsername said:

Peeing all over an apartment or house (or having no toilet days) is a huge fantasy for me. What kind of floors does your apartment have?

My old apartment was fully carpeted except for bathroom and kitchen, my place now just has carpet in the bedrooms 

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I think one of my favourite naughty pees was actually a collection of small pees.

I spent several hours at one of those mega-malls.  The mall had 5 levels and about 6-8 escalators between levels. I never visited the loo ... I just wandered around and when I was on an escalator by myself I'd leave a quick puddle, just 5 seconds or less each time.  This kept me nicely needy and I probably did it 10-15 times while I wandered.  I also peed in a couple of changing rooms but it's the escalators I remember most.

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8 hours ago, Bacardi said:

I've had a lot of carpet pisses at my old house that we're always fun. Peed on my bath mat multiple times and in my dirty laundry once. Also peed in the shower and over a drain in an aisle in a pool fitting room. Finally, I've had a little bit over a pee over a drain in a public single stall restroom not too long ago. They were all really naughty and fun, but my favorite is a toss up between any carpet pee at my old house or the laundry basket 😊

Laundry basket because the whole thing was just so erotic. It was first thing in the morning and my husband was still hanging around somewhere. Being in the closet naked from the waist down was awesome. Carpet pisses were fun because they're my ultimate fantasy. I LOOOOOVE a good carpet pee.

That sounds so hot🥴🥴 i would love to have you soak my carpets here and whatever else you wanted as long as you had a full bladder. 

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13 hours ago, Peeteller said:

On special occasions my wife let's me have fun, so peeing off the side of the bed at night last time was great. I woke up in the middle of the night, didn't check to see if anything of importance was going to be added to the soaking, pulled out my dick slid over to the side of the bed and just enjoyed the moment. Hearing that splashing sound and not knowing if I was going to wake her, even though she gave me permission I don't think she would have liked to be awakened by a unknown sound. But I felt since she gave me to go ahead I was going to enjoy every Fuck'en moment

Goals! Im assuming you have carpet in the bedroom?

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On 11/17/2021 at 6:34 AM, Sexismygod said:

when I was on an escalator by myself I'd leave a quick puddle, just 5 seconds or less each time

This is possibly more common than you might think.   I watched a programme once about the London Underground and they did a bit on escalator maintenance.  The maintenance guys made a comment about the fact that they often found corrosion due to urine on the escalators.  I just tried a quick search on that, but didn't find anything relating to the London Underground, but there are lots of articles about the Mexico City Subway having these problems.

e.g: https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/urine-corrodes-metro-escalators-mexico-city-subway-officials-say/541148

 

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6 hours ago, Alfresco said:

This is possibly more common than you might think.   I watched a programme once about the London Underground and they did a bit on escalator maintenance.  The maintenance guys made a comment about the fact that they often found corrosion due to urine on the escalators.  I just tried a quick search on that, but didn't find anything relating to the London Underground, but there are lots of articles about the Mexico City Subway having these problems.

e.g: https://www.timesnownews.com/the-buzz/article/urine-corrodes-metro-escalators-mexico-city-subway-officials-say/541148

 

As busy as London tube stations are, I probably wouldn't try that one.  Must be late at night when clubbers are finding there way home.  Interesting, though, that it happens enough to cause maintenance issues.

Next time I'm walking up a broken escalator at Victoria Station, I'll know who to blame.  😂

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4 minutes ago, AlexWolf20 said:

I always pee on my bed /a pile of blankets and dirty laundry if I'm going to do laundry that day, and because the dry in my apartment building sucks, I hang the blankets to dry on my deck so I usually pee on the deck if my roommate isn't home

 

That sounds like a fun ritual

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There was a Pornhub lady who peed on her apartment carpet all the time and said she was fined a thousand dollars by the landlord for extreme urine damage. I guess cleaning it often enough is important. I would be paranoid not cleaning up right away but it obviously makes it less fun. In an ideal world, we could pee on the carpet all the time and only clean it once a week. Does anyone do that?

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