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Thoughts on food vandalism with pee?


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Well, I've vandalized my share of theater seats, so I don't find it as horribly offensive as some other would.  I'm not saying it's okay to pee in my theater seat, but I do consider it a comparatively minor offense, particularly on a plastic/leather seat.  

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2 hours ago, Maggie_555 said:

As a fantasy I love the thought of peeing over fresh produce in a convenience store.  When younger I was tempted sometimes but there were always too many people around at a moment when I'd be able to do it.  I know it's naughty but I love the thought of a small amount of my pee going into someone else's stomach without them knowing.  

I can see that fantasy.  You may enjoy how missjennip bakes a cake. ☺

https://pornogids.net/videos/384555/the-piss-cake-vid-missjennip/

 

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1 hour ago, 88mphArtist said:

I love it, personally. It's so wrong, which makes it even hotter imo. The recent video of the girl emptying the glass of pickles of juice and refilling it with her piss before putting it back on the store shelf is amazing. Likewise, the video of the guy pissing in apple juice. I really wanna try it someday. I know it's an unpopular opinion - I hope people won't judge me too much, but it's my honest opinion. I find naughty pissing like that so fucking hot

Where did you see this pickle video? 

And yes it's hot and very much something nobody should do but I can't really help but finding it hot. But I would no do this myself.

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3 hours ago, 88mphArtist said:

I love it, personally. It's so wrong, which makes it even hotter imo. The recent video of the girl emptying the glass of pickles of juice and refilling it with her piss before putting it back on the store shelf is amazing. Likewise, the video of the guy pissing in apple juice. I really wanna try it someday. I know it's an unpopular opinion - I hope people won't judge me too much, but it's my honest opinion. I find naughty pissing like that so fucking hot

I wholeheartedly agree. You need to upload that vid soon lol

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When I was younger I worked in a food factory that made faggots with onion gravy (UK meaning) and there was a huge machine of gravy. 
the men would dare each other to pee in the gravy regularly. 
I only worked there a few weeks and there was at least one man who did it every day

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i think pissing into food/drinks is so hot but i draw the line at food that isn't your own. it's one thing to piss in your cup of coffee but it's something else entirely to soil food a stranger will buy.

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22 hours ago, Maggie_555 said:

I know it's naughty but I love the thought of a small amount of my pee going into someone else's stomach without them knowing.  

On actual supermarket food vandalism: definitely wouldn’t try it, suspect it would be taken very seriously & you’d have the book thrown at you.

As fantasy? Sure, whatever floats your boat.

Ways to get trace amounts of pee into people’s stomachs include: pee in the Thames upstream of Teddington, or have your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse go down on you without showering. 

(If I were to happen to be Maggie’s house guest on a cold winter evening, and she offers to run me a nice hot bath and make me a cup of tea… well, I would be suspicious of what else gets into the water)

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On 8/29/2021 at 2:53 PM, 88mphArtist said:

I love it, personally. It's so wrong, which makes it even hotter imo. The recent video of the girl emptying the glass of pickles of juice and refilling it with her piss before putting it back on the store shelf is amazing. Likewise, the video of the guy pissing in apple juice. I really wanna try it someday. I know it's an unpopular opinion - I hope people won't judge me too much, but it's my honest opinion. I find naughty pissing like that so fucking hot

I’d pay double for those pickles.

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20 hours ago, WendyMarty said:

When I was younger I worked in a food factory that made faggots with onion gravy (UK meaning) and there was a huge machine of gravy. 
the men would dare each other to pee in the gravy regularly. 
I only worked there a few weeks and there was at least one man who did it every day

Interesting to hear what went on (and possibly still goes on) in a food factory.  I'm guessing most times the men were responding to the dare but I have a feeling at least one of them might have got a sexual thrill from urinating into the gravy.

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6 hours ago, oliver2 said:

On actual supermarket food vandalism: definitely wouldn’t try it, suspect it would be taken very seriously & you’d have the book thrown at you.

As fantasy? Sure, whatever floats your boat.

Ways to get trace amounts of pee into people’s stomachs include: pee in the Thames upstream of Teddington, or have your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse go down on you without showering. 

(If I were to happen to be Maggie’s house guest on a cold winter evening, and she offers to run me a nice hot bath and make me a cup of tea… well, I would be suspicious of what else gets into the water)

LOL - You'd be right to be suspicious @oliver2!

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On 8/29/2021 at 8:54 AM, Bacardi said:

Extremely. I cant stand the thought of picking up food to feed myself or my family that's been pissed in. Peeing on the floor or on clothing is one thing, but peeing into something that people may consume without their consent is just vile to me. 

I can understand that.  

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3 hours ago, Pissmarker1 said:

That pickle vid is one of the hottest things I've ever laid eyes on, and I'd love to see more people messing up store food with piss, especially in ways that end up with people consuming it.

It gets me hard thinking about it lol 

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