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On 7/24/2021 at 5:17 PM, walanuk said:

I try my best to not think about pee fantasies when going to sleep. More than once I’ve found myself peeing in a dream, and more then once I’ve found myself waking up having wet a little. 

Mmmmm I know exactly what you mean!!! Its why I 'prepare' ahead of time in case I wet a little. I will slip into some of my PVC briefs or shorts that wont let fluids pass through! I may have 1 or 2 speedos on under to soak up any excess!!

 

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Had quite an interesting dream last night. The setting seemed to be like a large college campus maybe? Not entirely sure lol.

I don’t remember how it started, but from the earliest point I can recall, I was walking down a hallway with a bunch of guys and girls. We reached the bathrooms and all the guys started fighting to get into the “mens” stalls, and the girls kept going to get to the “womens” stalls. I kind of looked around and asked if I could go to the womens since all the mens were taken, and the girls said they didn’t care. For some reason everyone started stripping naked, leaving their clothes on benches in the center of the room before going in the stalls to pee. A few people closed the doors behind them, but most were just leaving them open and giggling while friends watched each other pee. I was just standing there confused before I figured I’d do the same so I started to undress. Then I felt warm sprinkling coming down on me and I looked up to see one girl standing on a toilet and power peeing a large arc of pee and it was spraying over a bunch of us. I just laughed and then I got onto the toilet in the stall next to her and sprayed my own arc of piss across the room. Everyone else started doing the same and it really seemed like it was raining pee 😂 the best part was there was no smell or foul taste- just seemed like hot water. A bunch of girls then started kissing and touching each other and the guys started to come in, and that’s when I woke up. Needless to say I was desperate to pee when I did lol. 

I’m not attracted to women at all, so this dream kind of struck me as a bit funny and I’ve probably been watching too much porn 😅 But still, I did find it to be a hot situation. I only wish I could’ve kept dreaming long enough to see what all the guys joining would have done. 

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I don't remember my dreams for long enough, but I saw this on Quora and thought it's good enough to share here:

So, the dream starts out with me watching some beach volleyball game on TV. On one side, the athletes are wearing golden bikinis with lots of glitter on them. One of them is looking extremely uncomfortable.

A break in play occurs, and that uncomfortable woman pulls her bikini bottom to the side, exposing her (clean-shaved) lady part. I think how naughty to expose yourself on live TV like that, especially given that probably millions including kids are watching, and totally not expecting nudity.

Of course the camera zooms in on her crotch too. Then I realize the glitter worked its way up those holes, which must be why she was in so much discomfort. She tries to remove it with her fingers, but it doesn’t work.

Then she starts to pee. I think ”really, peeing here…” but before my train of thought can complete, she stops. So she wasn’t peeing to empty her bladder, but to get the glitter out of her body, and it worked, while there’s still glitter around her crotch, it’s out of the openings for urination and reproduction.

She lets the bikini bottom back into place, her face is back to normal, and she goes on like nothing happened.

 

 

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I had a very hot, long dream last night that I just have to share here. 

From the first point in the dream I can remember, I was on a train with a woman that I believe was my sister (I’ll call her B), or at least acted like one. We had gotten off at a random stop, and just started walking towards this big city. I stopped and looked at a sign that had phone numbers and addresses on it that led me to believe we were in texas, so I yell to my sister as I catch up to her that “I guess we’re in texas!” And she just replies with “come on, let’s keep walking.” 
We eventually make it into the city and there’s lots of large buildings, and could tell that for some reason this dream was set around the 80’s 😆. I whisper to my sister as we walk by some people that I really need to pee. She says “I don’t know what to tell you, we’re gonna be a while.” I just shrug and say “I don’t mind peeing outdoors, I actually enjoy it.” B replies “alright, I’ll help you find a spot.” We get to an intersection of buildings that are all tall and close together, and made sure no one was around. I was going to go in a corner, but seeing as we were alone I decided to have more fun and pulled my pants and underwear off and sat at the top of some steps, leaned back and went to spread my pussy with my fingers. Just as I was about to start, a lady (who I’ll call L) comes out of nowhere and takes her panties off, hiking her skirt up and squats behind and to the right of me. She immediately starts peeing a powerful arc, and some ends up spraying my ankle. She laughed a bit and said “sorry!” I just kept watching and replied, laughing a bit myself “it’s okay, it’s actually pretty hot.” 
At this point my sister B got annoyed and ended up walking away. I just rolled my eyes and after L was finished peeing I just looked forward and got back into position. I got a little trickle out but was getting pee shy. That’s when a man (I will call M) comes around the corner and stands in front of me at the bottom of the few steps and takes his shirt off. I can’t remember if he said anything, but I couldn’t hold my pee in anymore so a giant burst came out and sprayed all over his chest. He laughs and I let another long burst out on him before I laid down on my back, and pulled my knees up and I let the rest of my stream go. It ended up going straight up before landing directly on my stomach and I just laughed as I finished. M came to give me a hand to get up and I put my pants back on. L had gotten up and was giggling at me, then came over to link arms with me. * This is where I either forgot a chunk, or the dream just jumped to a different spot. * 

L, M, and I were all now in this large room. It sort of seemed like a fancy office break room.  L went to lay down on the couch, and I told M I had to pee again and asked him if he wanted it.  He nodded as I got undressed and I sat on the edge of an armchair and leaned back a bit. M stood in front of me again and I immediately let loose a long, hard stream. I watched my piss hit his chest and stomach and roll down his body, and was getting more and more turned on by the second. After I was done, there was a bit of a conversation between the three of us that I don’t remember, but then L was basically going to sleep. 
M and I went over to this little hidden area we found that was basically a panic room disguised as cabinets. We crawled in and both laid down. I whispered to him that I have even more piss for him and started letting it go. It puddled under me, and he propped himself up on one elbow, facing me and he put his free hand under my stream. Once it stopped he slid his fingers in me and it felt amazing. He was doing that for a couple of minutes and then he got on top of me and roughly thrust his dick into me. I moaned and arched my back and that’s when we both saw L staring at us and she scoffed and left. That’s when I woke up 😩. Definitely one of the hottest dreams I’ve had in a while, and will be on my mind a lot I’m sure haha. Just wanted to share it and also have it written down to look back on.

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Had this wet dream last night.

I was watching TV (YouTube) with my parents. It was a vlog involving visiting some rural area (farm maybe) in India. I'm not a fan of vlogs where they visit some tourist trap and overreact to every small thing, "OMG this sheep looks exactly like my grandpa", so I was barely paying attention and surfing on my phone, until the following.

About half way through the vlog, the host (female, 30s) is talking with some local/owner about locating a bathroom. It doesn't seem like a fruitful discussion, which results in the next scene.

Out on some dirt field, the host says something like "OMG I can't believe I'm about to do this but guys I really have to pee so badly". She pulls her pants down as she squats, the camera focuses on her crotch, which unleashes the strongest stream I've seen. The dirt below her turns a darker brown due to wetness, and that dark spot rapidly expands as she continues to relieve herself. Safe to say that for once she wasn't overreacting, she really did have to pee.

After her scene, they show clips of a few other brown pussies peeing in the dirt, which must have belonged to other ladies from the group, but they're "anonymous" as it's impossible to tell which peeing pussy clip belongs to who (I know this paragraph sounds dehumanizing, I can't word it better as the vlogger chose to edit the video as such, I guess the other ladies didn't want their private parts traceable to their identities).

The vlog nonchalantly continues as if nothing happened. Heck, even my parents are acting as if nothing happened, my dad says something like "well, they're humans too" and my mom says something about how cruel it is women don't even have bathrooms.

Meanwhile I realize I released some precum. My parents went to bed, and I had some unfinished business to take care of, so I try to find the video in the watch history, but it's gone, which is expected for the YouTube censors. I recount the scenes in my head, which is enough to do the job.

Then I wake up, and realized it was all a wet dream. Sad, I would have loved to see that video again, as it had a perfect combination of high video quality and clear display of the crotches (like a porno) yet it was "real" women desperately relieving themselves (usually found in CCTV or shaky phone clips).

This video helps illustrate is somewhat but it lacks the production quality and clear view of the pussy, stream, and puddle: https://www.xvideos.com/video57802209/indian_friends_nature_calls_voyeur

Edited by Foobar
Added video to help illustrate
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Last night's dream for me was....  different.

I had a really realistic dream that I was just leaving my own home, in my own village to walk to the shops - and suddenly realised I desperately needed to pee, literally just a few yards after leaving the house.

Instead of going back home which would have taken seconds, I instead just took a long piss in my jeans as I was walking.  And by long, it was a long powerful stream that just continued for maybe a minute with the same strength.  But the thing was, although I could feel the glorious wetness on my legs, absolutely nothing was showing on my light coloured jeans.  No stain, no drips, no wet patch.

So - I carried on walking, and after maybe 200 yards the wet patches began to show - first around my crotch, and at that point I realised that the near deserted streets of the villages were full of cars driving past.  Some people from the village who know me and other strangers.  I also realised that the small stains on my crotch were probably nothing compared to the backs of my legs.

Part of me thought 'whatever...  it happens you know' but mostly I was horrified at everyone pointing and laughing at the guy in jeans that had pissed himself, and the dream ended as I scuttled back home.

Any amateur Freudians are welcome to tell me all my insecurities...

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On 10/10/2022 at 6:08 AM, Transpeerant said:

I had a very hot, long dream last night that I just have to share here. 

From the first point in the dream I can remember, I was on a train with a woman that I believe was my sister (I’ll call her B), or at least acted like one. We had gotten off at a random stop, and just started walking towards this big city. I stopped and looked at a sign that had phone numbers and addresses on it that led me to believe we were in texas, so I yell to my sister as I catch up to her that “I guess we’re in texas!” And she just replies with “come on, let’s keep walking.” 
We eventually make it into the city and there’s lots of large buildings, and could tell that for some reason this dream was set around the 80’s 😆. I whisper to my sister as we walk by some people that I really need to pee. She says “I don’t know what to tell you, we’re gonna be a while.” I just shrug and say “I don’t mind peeing outdoors, I actually enjoy it.” B replies “alright, I’ll help you find a spot.” We get to an intersection of buildings that are all tall and close together, and made sure no one was around. I was going to go in a corner, but seeing as we were alone I decided to have more fun and pulled my pants and underwear off and sat at the top of some steps, leaned back and went to spread my pussy with my fingers. Just as I was about to start, a lady (who I’ll call L) comes out of nowhere and takes her panties off, hiking her skirt up and squats behind and to the right of me. She immediately starts peeing a powerful arc, and some ends up spraying my ankle. She laughed a bit and said “sorry!” I just kept watching and replied, laughing a bit myself “it’s okay, it’s actually pretty hot.” 
At this point my sister B got annoyed and ended up walking away. I just rolled my eyes and after L was finished peeing I just looked forward and got back into position. I got a little trickle out but was getting pee shy. That’s when a man (I will call M) comes around the corner and stands in front of me at the bottom of the few steps and takes his shirt off. I can’t remember if he said anything, but I couldn’t hold my pee in anymore so a giant burst came out and sprayed all over his chest. He laughs and I let another long burst out on him before I laid down on my back, and pulled my knees up and I let the rest of my stream go. It ended up going straight up before landing directly on my stomach and I just laughed as I finished. M came to give me a hand to get up and I put my pants back on. L had gotten up and was giggling at me, then came over to link arms with me. * This is where I either forgot a chunk, or the dream just jumped to a different spot. * 

L, M, and I were all now in this large room. It sort of seemed like a fancy office break room.  L went to lay down on the couch, and I told M I had to pee again and asked him if he wanted it.  He nodded as I got undressed and I sat on the edge of an armchair and leaned back a bit. M stood in front of me again and I immediately let loose a long, hard stream. I watched my piss hit his chest and stomach and roll down his body, and was getting more and more turned on by the second. After I was done, there was a bit of a conversation between the three of us that I don’t remember, but then L was basically going to sleep. 
M and I went over to this little hidden area we found that was basically a panic room disguised as cabinets. We crawled in and both laid down. I whispered to him that I have even more piss for him and started letting it go. It puddled under me, and he propped himself up on one elbow, facing me and he put his free hand under my stream. Once it stopped he slid his fingers in me and it felt amazing. He was doing that for a couple of minutes and then he got on top of me and roughly thrust his dick into me. I moaned and arched my back and that’s when we both saw L staring at us and she scoffed and left. That’s when I woke up 😩. Definitely one of the hottest dreams I’ve had in a while, and will be on my mind a lot I’m sure haha. Just wanted to share it and also have it written down to look back on.

beautiful 😊

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Wet dream from last night:

I get a notification from my doorbell camera. I open it to see a woman in jogging attire (pastel green sports bra and pink short shorts) leaving. I rewind 30 seconds to see what happened

The floodlights turn on, a second after this jogging woman enters the frame. She walks onto my lawn, up to the edge of the garden. She lifts right leg of her pink shorts, and lets out a small stream. After 10 seconds she stops peeing, lets go of her shorts, and continues on her jog.

She must have noticed the floodlights turn on, somehow it didn't spook her. Also, given the weak stream and short duration, I don't think she was bursting, maybe it was just a little fuel dump to lighten the load. Also she was as casual as a man using a urinal, despite being a woman peeing in public.

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I had a dream last night that I can’t get out of my head. I only remember the short scene, but I hope you guys might enjoy hearing about it and picturing it yourselves. 
So not sure how it started, but I know that I was angry either about something or at someone, and I stormed off into what I can only describe as like an empty science classroom in a school. I went to what I guess would be the teachers desk and leaned against it a bit while looking over the rest of the classroom. I realized how badly I had to pee and I got a smirk on my face, knowing just what to do. I then pulled my pants down to my knees, spread my legs a bit, and pushed my hips forward while spreading my labia apart gently with two of my fingers (something to note, but my genitals definitely looked different in this and not like my own 🤔). Then I started pissing a huge, strong arch of pale yellow rain. I moved from side to side, up and down, it even had hit the ceiling at one point and I remember feeling impressed with myself. I kept spraying for what seemed like 30-40 seconds at full power before it stopped. Then as I looked over the damage I’d done, I was throbbing and rubbed my clit until I came. Then just as I pulled my pants back up, someone came in and started talking to me. I couldn’t focus on what they were saying because I was looking past them, still admiring my work and wondering how they hadn’t noticed yet. 
That’s when I woke up haha. Been replaying it in my head all day wishing it were real 🥵

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I do also sometimes have pee dreams usually it involves some girls, either strangers or some that I know, peeing in naughty places. 

I either stumble upon a scene or get invited, but I rarely pee myself. Often it turns into wet sex with them, either right there or after inviting them into my place for further pees.

I usually wake up horny and a bit desperate, but never came close to peeing the bed.

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