Scenarios in which you can encourage people to pee outside or even indoors other than the toilet?

[pop-a-squat 12,257]

For example, having an outdoor bbq and not wanting people to track dirt inside so encouraging them to pee in the yard. 
 

Imagine you have a guest over and the bathroom is being remodeled, would you guide them to the yard or basement? 
 

Share some scenarios in which you think others would pee somewhere naughty 

[Jar351 387]

If it can be anywhere I'd love ot encourage a friend to pee while out on the water kayaking!  It might be interesting for the dock crew plus you can claim that something in the water caused it.  Could work otherwise I;d ask people who are having a 4th of july party

[Kupar 12,313]

I guess a couple of plausible, if not very naughty, ones are:

* a group hike in the countryside ("I'd say we are about another hour from the pub at this place, so if you think you'll need to go before then, there's a bush. That's where I'm going right now"), and

* at the beach ("No, there aren't any toilets here, and those we passed on the way are going to be horrible. I'm just going to let it out on to the sand. It's fine. Everyone else will be doing the same.")

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[gldenwetgoose 20,204]

"I don't think this is just the normal rush hour jam...   Maybe there's been an accident, in which case the motorway / autobahn / freeway could be jammed for hours.

There's no point you being in pain, and the last thing you want is the humiliation of sitting in wet clothes.

Everyone else will be in the same situation - if you open both doors and sort of sit on the sill then nobody else will be able to see.

And I promise I won't tell anyone...."

[oliver2 3,889]

Staying overnight, in a room far from the bathroom, or in winter. (Use a cup, a bucket, or go out the window?)

At a pool, especially an outdoor pool. The cold water makes you need to pee, the toilets are far away, the floor’s wet, you won’t want to step on that in bare feet… maybe sneak a pee in the bushes? Or wait until you’re in the water and do it there

In the showers at a pool or gym. It’s unexpectedly crowded, so two friends are sharing a shower cubicle, and everyone pees in the shower, right? I just have to pee, so could you step back a bit, or it’ll go on your feet…

Cheap hotel? There’s a sink, I might just pee in that. Unless it’s really neglected, in which case I might just go into the mattress or on the floor

Camping? I’m just gonna go behind the tent, I’m not walking all the way to the toilets in the middle of the night to pee

Beach? “You can wee in the sea, or on the pebbles” — overheard

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[Ms. Tito 2,028]

Swimming in the pool, when you need to pee but you're still soaking wet from pool water and you don't wanna track water into the house. It happened to me this past week, someone suggested I go behind the shed, so I did.

[zorba3189 4,846]

In a rental car on a long trip.  I once had a friend girl needing to pee, and I encouraged to empty out her bladder on the backseat while I drove because we were a ways from the next bathroom.  I told her I had done it before and it dries up by the time we turn in the car, to help put her at ease.   It worked and she ended up doing it.