DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 Not using the toilet today, open to suggestions of naughty places to have a piss instead. No dick, no skirts! Think dude with a pussy 👍 Quote Link to post
DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 If I had access to a carpet cleaner lol Quote Link to post
Alfresco 10,989 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 (All of these are things that I've done, so they are feasible - although I do have a dick, but that shouldn't make any difference) Go into your nearest town. Enjoy a pee in an alley and a carpark - maybe a multi-storey carpark stairwell. Take a trip in the car and pee beside it in a layby or car park or even on a quiet side street. If you have access to countryside or a reasonable sized park then go and pee in some bushes. Walk into a hotel and head upstairs (you don't need to book a room to do this), go towards the top floor where most people would use the lifts and pee on the carpet in the stairway. If you need to pee at home, then there are the obvious ones like shower/bath/sink, but you could be more adventurous and pee on a solid floor - bathroom, kitchen etc. or you could pee in a saucepan or large bowl. You could fold up a towel and pee on it whilst sitting on a chair (I do this when on long conference calls). Squat over a pile of dirty washing. I don't know what you have in the way of outside space, but patio, flowerpot, garden plants etc are all good game. If you have a garage or other building with a concrete floor then pee on that and you can just hose it down afterwards. Same with a garden shed. I've peed in my garden shed several times and to be honest I don't even bother hosing it down. Let us know how you get on. 1 Quote Link to post
DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 So many good suggestions @Alfresco i happily took inspiration from one of those suggestions 😳 https://www.erome.com/a/RiJ5n0DJ more naughty wees to come today? 1 3 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,315 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, DoeHaze said: So many good suggestions @Alfresco i happily took inspiration from one of those suggestions 😳 https://www.erome.com/a/RiJ5n0DJ more naughty wees to come today? Fabulous! It's going to be a great day 🙂 1 2 Quote Link to post
Alfresco 10,989 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 1 minute ago, DoeHaze said: So many good suggestions @Alfresco i happily took inspiration from one of those suggestions 😳 https://www.erome.com/a/RiJ5n0DJ more naughty wees to come today? Happy to help. I'm sure that the plant appreciated being watered and the extra nitrogen fertiliser. I hope that you do have some further naughty pees. Here's another one - especially with that type of shorts that you are wearing. Go to a park or even the grass in your garden (if you have some). Kneel down, sit on your feet and put your legs apart. Pull the leg of the shorts up and to one side and then pee onto the grass between your legs. It could only be seen my someone directly in front of you and even that could be easily hidden with a bag in front of you or a jacket across your knees. Bonus points if it is in a public park with people around. 1 1 Quote Link to post
DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 5 minutes ago, Alfresco said: Happy to help. I'm sure that the plant appreciated being watered and the extra nitrogen fertiliser. I hope that you do have some further naughty pees. Here's another one - especially with that type of shorts that you are wearing. Go to a park or even the grass in your garden (if you have some). Kneel down, sit on your feet and put your legs apart. Pull the leg of the shorts up and to one side and then pee onto the grass between your legs. It could only be seen my someone directly in front of you and even that could be easily hidden with a bag in front of you or a jacket across your knees. Bonus points if it is in a public park with people around. I really would LOVE to do that 😳 2 Quote Link to post
DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 (edited) Playing with the damp spot in my shorts 😳https://www.erome.com/a/zDPxAIDg Edited June 23, 2021 by DoeHaze Link broken 2 1 Quote Link to post
Alfresco 10,989 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 1 minute ago, DoeHaze said: Playing with the damp spot in my shorts 😳 https://www.erome.com/a/zDPxAI Link doesn't appear to work - maybe because it has only just been posted. Quote Link to post
DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 Fixed link 👍 sorry about that ! 2 Quote Link to post
Alfresco 10,989 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 13 minutes ago, DoeHaze said: I really would LOVE to do that 😳 I've done it wearing shorts and peeing out of the leg (albeit with a dick). I did see a girl using this technique successfully on Sunday. I reported on it here: Quote Link to post
jmatthews1995 3,463 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 A pair of old shoes you no longer want? They hold pee pretty well! 😄 1 Quote Link to post
DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 Swapped to looser shorts that easily allowed me to pull them aside and squatted off to one side ! Felt so nice https://www.erome.com/a/Z3EtMXcS 1 1 2 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,315 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, DoeHaze said: Swapped to looser shorts that easily allowed me to pull them aside and squatted off to one side ! Felt so nice https://www.erome.com/a/Z3EtMXcS You *are* having a great day! Another lovely video - thanks! 1 1 Quote Link to post
DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 I really am, nothing beats a nice outside leak in good weather. Only thing better is if I had some company. 3 Quote Link to post
jmatthews1995 3,463 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 17 minutes ago, DoeHaze said: Swapped to looser shorts that easily allowed me to pull them aside and squatted off to one side ! Felt so nice https://www.erome.com/a/Z3EtMXcS Oh that was wonderful! 😮 You're doing all these little pees, are you wiping / cleaning up at all? Or just enjoying that naughty feeling of just being pissy? 😄 Quote Link to post
DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, jmatthews1995 said: Oh that was wonderful! 😮 You're doing all these little pees, are you wiping / cleaning up at all? Or just enjoying that naughty feeling of just being pissy? 😄 Cotton undies are only as damp as they'd normally be ! I don't find that I get pissy ? 1 1 Quote Link to post
jmatthews1995 3,463 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 Just now, DoeHaze said: Cotton undies are only as damp as they'd normally be ! I don't find that I get pissy ? Fair enough! 😄 Looks like you're having a fantastic day so far! Quote Link to post
DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 Almost embarrassing how much I need to pee today. Water going straight through me in this summer heat ! 2 2 Quote Link to post
Popular Post DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Popular Post Share Posted June 23, 2021 Was pegging out washing and desperately needed to pee again, didn't bother squatting, just pulled loose shorts off to side and aimed while standing. https://www.erome.com/a/uDc2xc23 Patio has so many puddles on it 1 1 3 Quote Link to post
jmatthews1995 3,463 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 1 minute ago, DoeHaze said: Was pegging out washing and desperately needed to pee again, didn't bother squatting, just pulled loose shorts off to side and aimed while standing. https://www.erome.com/a/uDc2xc23 Patio has so many puddles on it Fantastic!! 😄 Bet that was nice relief. Lovely "Blade" style pee as well! 😄 1 Quote Link to post
DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 Blade style pee sounds epic ! I got no control how it comes out but that seems to be my normal piss stream. 2 Quote Link to post
jmatthews1995 3,463 Posted June 23, 2021 Share Posted June 23, 2021 15 minutes ago, DoeHaze said: Blade style pee sounds epic ! I got no control how it comes out but that seems to be my normal piss stream. It's a good style. 😄 How much do you drink to fill yourself up so fast? Have you ever measured how much pee you can hold? Quote Link to post
DoeHaze 482 Posted June 23, 2021 Author Share Posted June 23, 2021 50 minutes ago, jmatthews1995 said: It's a good style. 😄 How much do you drink to fill yourself up so fast? Have you ever measured how much pee you can hold? Measured before but I have filled a 1000ml flask before in one pee 😳 Drinking lots of water ! Gotta keep hydrated 😄 3 Quote Link to post
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