Pissing in the woods at a wedding reception

[LemonDelightful 50]

Before we start, I want to clarify that I'm a trans man/FtM. I have not had any surgery below the belt, so my genitals are more similar to a typical cisgender woman's compared to a typical cisgender man’s. Hormones do change things which is why I didn't describe it as being the same, but generally if you imagine a man with a pussy, you'll have the basic visual you'll need for this story. I use the term cock for my clitoris which has been enlarged by testosterone, as it looks and acts much like a miniature penis. If you've ever seen a trans guy’s junk, you know what I mean! (Note: I use the words pussy, cunt, and cock, but not every transgender man is comfortable with those terms, so please be mindful of language when talking to other trans guys, don't assume specific terms are OK because everyone is different!)

 

My brother got married last year, but we couldn't have a big reception due to the pandemic. This year on their wedding anniversary, we finally had the big reception. I was all dressed up in a rather dapper suit the whole day.

By the time the sun set, all the required ceremonies and celebrations had taken place. I had a lot of fun and enjoyed many sweet moments with my brother and his wife, but by that point I was exhausted and getting tired. My best friend was a guest at the wedding, so of course we got to chatting. Eventually we decided to head outside to enjoy some fresh air and quiet. We sat in a scenic gazebo around back, shooting the shit and getting caught up. But I started to feel a pang in my bladder. It had been hot all day long, so I had been guzzling water like crazy to prevent myself from getting dehydrated. (Sadly I could not partake in any alcohol, as I had to drive myself home later.)

At that point I got an idea. Earlier we had hiked through the woods to take bridal party and groomsmen pictures. One of the other groomsmen had already consumed several beers at that point, so he excused himself for a minute. He then gleefully came running back, announcing that he had taken a piss into a ravine. (He's married and has 3 kids, but the way. Boys will be boys!)

So I decided that he wouldn't be the only groomsman to piss in the woods that day. Yes I'm an exhibitionist, if it isn't obvious. I casually told my friend that I'd be back because I was going to piss in the woods. Being the dude that he is, he was entirely unbothered and wished me luck as I walked off. In the rapidly fading light, I trekked through the tall grass in my nice suit, searching for the perfect place to take a leak. Sadly the forest here was far too thick to hike through and find a scenic ravine to piss off, so I settled for a small indent on the edge of the bushes that hid me from view of the reception hall parking lot.

I undid my belt and dropped my suit pants, feeling a bit giddy. The grass was just long enough to tickle my pussy as I squatted down, making me shudder a bit. I shifted my stance to make sure that my nice dress shoes wouldn't get splattered with piss. It only took a few moments before a stream of urine sprayed from my cunt, pattering onto the thick grass and leaves below me. The only sounds were the chirping and buzzing of nighttime insects, joined by the sound of piss hissing out of me and soaking into the ground as I marked my little territory. After a few moments the stream died down. I continued squatting for a bit, letting the remaining droplets of piss drip off me. The humid air now had the unmistakable warm tang of urine to it.

At this point my cock was throbbing a bit, and I could feel my cunt getting wet from more than just the piss. There was something so ridiculously naughty about the whole thing. A guy wearing a nice suit, pulling down his pants to expose his cunt to the night air and take a leak. The juxtaposition of everything made it all the more hot. But sadly I couldn't stick around. I pulled my pants up, redid my belt, and ventured back through the tall grass to my friend at the gazebo. Though when I got home later, you bet your ass I jerked off to the memory of that delightful piss.

Hope you enjoyed my first story on here! I can promise there will be more to come! 

[Tman27 536]

Really enjoyed reading this thanks for the great details of your memories 😉

[Kupar 12,319]

Thanks for writing about that experience - it sounds great! I got a real sense of your freedom and connection with the great outdoors. It's a wonderful thing ❤️. Great stuff!

[gldenwetgoose 20,212]

I want to say a heartfelt thank you for posting - partly because the images and the language you've used to describe them paint such a wonderful picture.

More than that though you've given a great and very informative introduction into your (very) personal journey - and it feel a privilege to get to know you through it.  Hope that makes sense.

[iLoveGirlsPissingOutside 198]

This story is so hot 🥵