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12 hours ago, Takashi96 said:

Did you hear about the fly who landed on the toilet seat?

He was pissed off.

My favorite edgy joke in elementary school. 

I mean, that's the literal origin of to piss off. It came from the analogy of how annoyed a fly must be that they were knocked off a toilet seat by someone's piss.

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15 hours ago, colette888 said:

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Bottom right turns me on a whole lot. The rest have me in tears 🤣🤣

But for real, i would love for a man to lean on a wall and pee on me like that 👀 something about being so natural, loose, and care free turns me on a lot.

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1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

Bottom right turns me on a whole lot. The rest have me in tears 🤣🤣

But for real, i would love for a man to lean on a wall and pee on me like that 👀 something about being so natural, loose, and care free turns me on a lot.

I volunteer ... other volunteers will have to queue up behind me

Even if I didn't have wood before I start, I'm sure I'd be hard as steel by the last drop

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1 hour ago, Pee Sensei said:

pee in the kitchen sink? no, pee in the kitchen toilet

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Not as concerned with there being a toilet in the kitchen but I'm more concerned with it being installed poorly. That open floor cut is asking for leaks/"poor aim" to go horribly wrong for the floor and likely tenant underneath.

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