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I wanna try a Limerick

There was a young woman called Alice

Who'd always go out for a piss

She went on the floors

And maybe outdoors

But the toilet she'd always just miss

 

There was a young woman called Dee

Who'd always be needing a pee

She always would go

Where it caused her woe

And you might just be able to see

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Following @CON2H4's lead, I thought I'd have a go:

 

A lady who got off a train,
Walked home down a dimly lit lane,
She needed to pee,
Where no one could see,
So she hovered right over a drain!

 

A lady who went to a store,
Could hold onto her pee no more,
The toilets were locked,
Which made her feel shocked,
So she let loose all over the floor.

 

There was a young lady called Flo
Who needed a place she could go
She peed on the floor
By a seldom used door
But she got it all over her toe.

 

There was a young lady called Clare
Who was having a real nightmare
In the carpark she choose              {ok should be chose but doesn't rhyme}
There weren't any loos
So she went on and flooded the stairs

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Recently spotted on a visit to Gourmet Burger Kitchen.   Interesting way of saying a urinal was out of order.   I did think of peeing in it anyway, but it was all barriered off and not so easy to get there, plus the restaurant was quite busy so highly likely that someone else would have walked in and spotted me. 

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49 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

Recently spotted on a visit to Gourmet Burger Kitchen.   Interesting way of saying a urinal was out of order.   I did think of peeing in it anyway, but it was all barriered off and not so easy to get there, plus the restaurant was quite busy so highly likely that someone else would have walked in and spotted me. 

Probably blocked. I can imagine it being used anyway if there were lots of guys trying to pee simultaneously, even if it stared to overflow 💦

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On 5/15/2023 at 2:44 PM, Bacardi said:

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*bladder

But damn this is hot. I wanna be claimed for someone's territory 🫠

I'd love to be claimed by a woman like you. And since u used that melting emoji, if I was the wicked witch (or I guess wicked wizard) I'd even let u pee on me to melt me away and destroy my wickedness. 😍🫠🫡😵

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Such a fun idea but these syllable-based formats are pretty hard. Still, I wanted to give it a try. 

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There once was a girl from Limerick
Who wished she could pee like from a dick

So she got Pee funnel
Went into the tunnel

Peed hard, took it off and had a lick.

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