CON2H4 549 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 I wanna try a Limerick There was a young woman called Alice Who'd always go out for a piss She went on the floors And maybe outdoors But the toilet she'd always just miss There was a young woman called Dee Who'd always be needing a pee She always would go Where it caused her woe And you might just be able to see 3 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post likesToLick 9,523 Posted May 10, 2023 Author Popular Post Share Posted May 10, 2023 I once met a girl in Darjeeling Who had a peculiar feeling So she lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling 2 5 1 Quote Link to post
oliver2 3,854 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 4 minutes ago, likesToLick said: I once met a girl in Darjeeling Must have drunk too much tea … 1 2 Quote Link to post
CON2H4 549 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 There once was a girl in Nantucket Who always would pee in a bucket She dumped it outside Then her neighbours decried Oh bloody well fuck it! 1 1 Quote Link to post
glad1 2,591 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 15 hours ago, Bacardi said: I fart when I pee often lol. What happens when you don't pee often? 😝 1 Quote Link to post
Alfresco 10,923 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 Following @CON2H4's lead, I thought I'd have a go: A lady who got off a train, Walked home down a dimly lit lane, She needed to pee, Where no one could see, So she hovered right over a drain! A lady who went to a store, Could hold onto her pee no more, The toilets were locked, Which made her feel shocked, So she let loose all over the floor. There was a young lady called Flo Who needed a place she could go She peed on the floor By a seldom used door But she got it all over her toe. There was a young lady called Clare Who was having a real nightmare In the carpark she choose {ok should be chose but doesn't rhyme} There weren't any loos So she went on and flooded the stairs 2 2 Quote Link to post
LoveLadiesPeeing 88 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 20 hours ago, Bacardi said: Found in the wild. I fart when I pee often lol. Guess I am not this guy's cup of pee. You would definitely be mine. A nice *pfft* while you tinkle. Or is it usually more "pbbbrt"? Either way, 🥰💨 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 8,826 Posted May 10, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 10, 2023 8 hours ago, glad1 said: What happens when you don't pee often? 😝 Even bigger farts 4 1 Quote Link to post
Sophie 22,726 Posted May 10, 2023 Share Posted May 10, 2023 8 hours ago, glad1 said: What happens when you don't pee often? 😝 7 minutes ago, Bacardi said: Even bigger farts She lifts off the toilet. 4 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 8,826 Posted May 10, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 10, 2023 27 minutes ago, Sophie said: She lifts off the toilet. 9 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 8,826 Posted May 15, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 15, 2023 *bladder But damn this is hot. I wanna be claimed for someone's territory 🫠 1 4 2 3 Quote Link to post
Popular Post CON2H4 549 Posted May 18, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 18, 2023 OC 3 3 Quote Link to post
Alfresco 10,923 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 Recently spotted on a visit to Gourmet Burger Kitchen. Interesting way of saying a urinal was out of order. I did think of peeing in it anyway, but it was all barriered off and not so easy to get there, plus the restaurant was quite busy so highly likely that someone else would have walked in and spotted me. Quote Link to post
oliver2 3,854 Posted May 18, 2023 Share Posted May 18, 2023 49 minutes ago, Alfresco said: Recently spotted on a visit to Gourmet Burger Kitchen. Interesting way of saying a urinal was out of order. I did think of peeing in it anyway, but it was all barriered off and not so easy to get there, plus the restaurant was quite busy so highly likely that someone else would have walked in and spotted me. Probably blocked. I can imagine it being used anyway if there were lots of guys trying to pee simultaneously, even if it stared to overflow 💦 1 Quote Link to post
LoveLadiesPeeing 88 Posted May 19, 2023 Share Posted May 19, 2023 On 5/15/2023 at 2:44 PM, Bacardi said: *bladder But damn this is hot. I wanna be claimed for someone's territory 🫠 I'd love to be claimed by a woman like you. And since u used that melting emoji, if I was the wicked witch (or I guess wicked wizard) I'd even let u pee on me to melt me away and destroy my wickedness. 😍🫠🫡😵 1 Quote Link to post
CON2H4 549 Posted May 28, 2023 Share Posted May 28, 2023 6 hours ago, Bacardi said: Yep, now you too can be watched taking a piss. Quote Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 8,826 Posted May 30, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 30, 2023 I'll take both 😍 3 1 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Pee Sensei 288 Posted May 31, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted May 31, 2023 6 Quote Link to post
Sonnenschein 580 Posted June 11, 2023 Share Posted June 11, 2023 Such a fun idea but these syllable-based formats are pretty hard. Still, I wanted to give it a try. ----- There once was a girl from Limerick Who wished she could pee like from a dick So she got Pee funnel Went into the tunnel Peed hard, took it off and had a lick. 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to post
Dawen 192 Posted June 13, 2023 Share Posted June 13, 2023 If someone likes gadgets.😆 2 1 Quote Link to post
CON2H4 549 Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 21 hours ago, Naughts said: Yeah no. I saw one of those at the sex club Quote Link to post
MC Cumzy 1,347 Posted June 14, 2023 Share Posted June 14, 2023 16 hours ago, Dawen said: If someone likes gadgets.😆 Looks like someone just stuck one of those shewee things into their plant pot 1 Quote Link to post
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