Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[CON2H4 570]

58 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

Surely the reason it is made of wool is to make it absorbent so it doesn’t matter when you miss as it is soaked up with no mess.  

Or it's just less cold

[Ms. Tito 2,028]

On 4/15/2023 at 8:03 AM, Bacardi said:

From one of my AI art groups.

Fellas, how many of you could aim into that teeny tiny hole?

pleasehatethesethings material.

[AlexWolf20 48]

On 4/17/2023 at 1:22 AM, Alfresco said:

Surely the reason it is made of wool is to make it absorbent so it doesn’t matter when you miss as it is soaked up with no mess.  

If it was to make if absorbent cotton yarn would be better, wool tends to repel liquid

[Paulypeeps 4,972]

I guess it makes the toilet feel just like peeing on the sofa...

[MaxWasTaken 514]

Happy P-Day guys :D.

(Penny is a discount super market chain in Germany for those who don't know) 

[Pee Sensei 288]

okay maybe this toilet is a little too creepy

[CON2H4 570]

18 hours ago, MaxWasTaken said:

Happy P-Day guys :D.

(Penny is a discount super market chain in Germany for those who don't know) 

That reminds me of a Facebook account of a German lass named Peni, and how the genitive became Penis, i.e "Penis Photos" 

[Bacardi 9,011]

21 hours ago, Pee Sensei said:

okay maybe this toilet is a little too creepy

I'd feel like those skulls would be constantly watching and laughing at me while I peed lol.

But other than that, I am into this. It's really pretty. 

[likesToLick 9,697]

56 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I'd feel like those skulls would be constantly watching and laughing at me while I peed lol.

But other than that, I am into this. It's really pretty. 

First thing I thought was "I'm glad I'm not the person who has to dust that."   I guess I'm very domesticated 😄

[Bacardi 9,011]

33 minutes ago, likesToLick said:

First thing I thought was "I'm glad I'm not the person who has to dust that."   I guess I'm very domesticated 😄

I should think that if i can afford an expensive looking toilet and bathroom like that then I wouldn't be the one cleaning it either 😬 hopefully I'd be able to pay someone really well to get into the cracks and crevices of that toilet and clean it for me 😅

[Bacardi 9,011]

Why do I want to pee in it so badly?

[likesToLick 9,697]

[CON2H4 570]

8 hours ago, likesToLick said:

translation?

[TMN_Femboi 736]

32 minutes ago, CON2H4 said:

translation?

The top text probably means "Sorry, father, for I am pissing"

And the bottom (less sure about that one): "Let it rain, my child"

...... why tf do I suddenly understand french?

[CON2H4 570]

20 minutes ago, TMN_Femboi said:

The top text probably means "Sorry, father, for I am pissing"

And the bottom (less sure about that one): "Let it rain, my child"

...... why tf do I suddenly understand french?

I thought as much as well to be honest, I just thought it'd be more within the site rules to add a translation.

Though, I should point out that the grammar looks odd to me. for one, Pisser is the infinitive, yet j'ai is I have, to it looks to say, "I have to piss". which I'd have thought would be je dois pisser instead (I must piss) Second, I think means go to the rain? I'm confused.

This is why we need proper translations.

[likesToLick 9,697]

7 hours ago, CON2H4 said:

translation?

Sorry,  never occurred to me that a picture needed translation.  With Google to help out my schoolboy French I interpreted it to mean:

"Forgive me Father for I have pissed."  "Let it rain my child."

[Bacardi 9,011]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRTvPeNG/

*me, who would be standing still waiting for my free golden shower*

[Wetling 1,174]

On 4/24/2023 at 8:52 PM, CON2H4 said:

Pisser is the infinitive

i can has cheezburger? 😉 Memes and grammar – know what I mean? 😄

[oliver2 3,889]

17 minutes ago, Wetling said:

i can has cheezburger? 😉 Memes and grammar – know what I mean? 😄

The meme was probably created by a German cat, or at least a cat without a good grasp of French grammar

[Bacardi 9,011]

 

[Maclir 930]

18 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

 

I can't pee that fast....

[CON2H4 570]

I think Facebook knows me too well 😳

[Bacardi 9,011]

Found in the wild. 

I fart when I pee often lol. Guess I am not this guy's cup of pee.

[likesToLick 9,697]

2 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Found in the wild. 

I fart when I pee often lol. Guess I am not this guy's cup of pee.

Sounds like a very considerate lady,  making sure to get all the farts out so they won't happen when he is eating her pussy after she pees.  Truly a very caring person. 🥰

[CON2H4 570]

8 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Found in the wild. 

I fart when I pee often lol. Guess I am not this guy's cup of pee.

I found that one on Facebook too. Wth.