Post Funny Piss related Stuff (Memes, Sayings, Jokes, ...)

[likesToLick 9,713]

22 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I'm so sorry that I laugh at stupid things but I saw this this morning in one of my AI art groups and busted my gut laughing.

I mean it's pretty and I bet being inside is breath taking, but there is no way I'd ever use a stained glass bathroom in the middle of a park unless you could prove to me no one would be able to see me from the outside 🤣

I love it!  That is totally fabulous.

[Kupar 12,315]

1 hour ago, likesToLick said:

I love it!  That is totally fabulous.

Agreed! I would love one of those in my garden 🙂 

[Bacardi 9,024]

2 hours ago, Kupar said:

Agreed! I would love one of those in my garden 🙂 

Okay if that's the case then I'll use it cause I know you and don't mind you watching me pee 😁

[TMN_Femboi 736]

[CON2H4 571]

7 hours ago, TMN_Femboi said:

Wut?

[MidoriLemonade85 1,857]

On 3/26/2023 at 11:24 PM, Bacardi said:

I'm so sorry that I laugh at stupid things but I saw this this morning in one of my AI art groups and busted my gut laughing.

I mean it's pretty and I bet being inside is breath taking, but there is no way I'd ever use a stained glass bathroom in the middle of a park unless you could prove to me no one would be able to see me from the outside 🤣

It is beautiful, and I am sure that I would use it. But if the local teenagers don’t break it, then the next hailstorm will take it out! 💥⛈️

[TMN_Femboi 736]

1 hour ago, CON2H4 said:

Wut?

(what I'm about to write will be slightly inaccurate because English just doesn't have the words to convey the 'proper' meanings)

Daoism is all about the idea that there is an underlying 'path'/'course of action'/'flow' of everything in the world. Sinful people try to hold society's standards above that while those who have... lets call it 'achieved enlightenment' follow the flow all their actions are as 'the world wills it'. There are some disagreements about what exactly said 'way' is, but there is a general agreement on it being related to doing things in a natural manner.

Now, think about what that means when you have a full bladder. Those blind to the truth will listen to manmade rules and seek for a bathroom while those following the Dao will choose the most 'natural' manner to become 'free of desire' 😝. There is no need for 'artificial' things like decency, you follow the 'flow of the world' by adding your 'flow' into the world and no human shall have the authority to judge you for it.

And before anybody says sth about it being improper to try and interpret religious teachings in such a 'naughty' way: Usually yes, but not for this religion, since the most fundamental texts explicitely state that one should apply it in every single action they perform, no matter how simple.

PS: maybe that explains why ppl are peeing outside in China all the time

PPS: no, I was not high while writing this. I somehow feel the need to clarify that

Edited March 27, 2023 by TMN_Femboi

[Bacardi 9,024]

I love being trolled by clickhole. Sorry Ortega lol.

[Pee Sensei 288]

This is in a newly built tourist center in Hungary. 

[Pee Sensei 288]

And this just popped up in my Facebook thread:

 

[Bacardi 9,024]

1 hour ago, Pee Sensei said:

This is in a newly built tourist center in Hungary. 

@Chrissy89 it's like the Roman public toilets but no shit ends of the stick 😭😭😭😭

[Alpian 481]

Was looking for peeing on plants and found this... Nature at its best 🙂

[Alpian 481]

Helsinki, Finnland

Edited April 2, 2023 by Alpian

[Pee Sensei 288]

would you dare to use it?

[Bacardi 9,024]

Fb find 😁

[CON2H4 571]

6 hours ago, Bacardi said:

Fb find 😁

I mean, they have loos on trains, so why not? 

[Kupar 12,315]

[GenericUsername 1,032]

Giroud seems to know what he’s doing

[Bacardi 9,024]

From one of my AI art groups.

Fellas, how many of you could aim into that teeny tiny hole?

[Sophie 22,991]

9 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

From one of my AI art groups.

Fellas, how many of you could aim into that teeny tiny hole?

I think I'd still miss while sitting over it!!

[likesToLick 9,713]

44 minutes ago, Sophie said:

I think I'd still miss while sitting over it!!

Now there's a mental image that fills me with happiness.  😍

[Kupar 12,315]

1 hour ago, Bacardi said:

From one of my AI art groups.

Fellas, how many of you could aim into that teeny tiny hole?

Not me!

[Bacardi 9,024]

[mickymoist 3,322]

On 4/15/2023 at 1:03 PM, Bacardi said:

From one of my AI art groups.

Fellas, how many of you could aim into that teeny tiny hole?

😁 surely the red circle on the cistern is the appropriate target?

[Alfresco 10,989]

On 4/15/2023 at 1:03 PM, Bacardi said:

From one of my AI art groups.

Fellas, how many of you could aim into that teeny tiny hole?

Surely the reason it is made of wool is to make it absorbent so it doesn’t matter when you miss as it is soaked up with no mess.