Popular Post colette888 6,915 Posted November 23, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 23, 2022 5 Quote Link to post
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CON2H4 571 Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 12 hours ago, Takashi96 said: Did you hear about the fly who landed on the toilet seat? He was pissed off. My favorite edgy joke in elementary school. I mean, that's the literal origin of to piss off. It came from the analogy of how annoyed a fly must be that they were knocked off a toilet seat by someone's piss. Quote Link to post
HitEmAll 967 Posted November 23, 2022 Share Posted November 23, 2022 ai "stable diffusion" image generation struggling to understand our kinky requests, but a nice picture anyway 1 2 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 9,024 Posted November 24, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 24, 2022 15 hours ago, colette888 said: Bottom right turns me on a whole lot. The rest have me in tears 🤣🤣 But for real, i would love for a man to lean on a wall and pee on me like that 👀 something about being so natural, loose, and care free turns me on a lot. 5 2 Quote Link to post
Sexismygod 1,762 Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 1 hour ago, Bacardi said: Bottom right turns me on a whole lot. The rest have me in tears 🤣🤣 But for real, i would love for a man to lean on a wall and pee on me like that 👀 something about being so natural, loose, and care free turns me on a lot. I volunteer ... other volunteers will have to queue up behind me Even if I didn't have wood before I start, I'm sure I'd be hard as steel by the last drop 1 1 2 Quote Link to post
DoctorDoctor 1,064 Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 On 11/23/2022 at 6:56 AM, colette888 said: Top left and bottom right are both familiar positions for me in the morning. LOL 1 Quote Link to post
colette888 6,915 Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 7 minutes ago, DoctorDoctor said: Top left and bottom right are both familiar positions for me in the morning. LOL ... Good to know... hehehe 1 Quote Link to post
Johnboy777 3,447 Posted November 24, 2022 Share Posted November 24, 2022 How to make lemonade... . 4 Quote Link to post
Pee Sensei 288 Posted November 30, 2022 Share Posted November 30, 2022 cheap urinals? 2 Quote Link to post
Pee Sensei 288 Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 pee in the kitchen sink? no, pee in the kitchen toilet 1 2 1 Quote Link to post
Vassal 1,222 Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 1 hour ago, Pee Sensei said: pee in the kitchen sink? no, pee in the kitchen toilet Not as concerned with there being a toilet in the kitchen but I'm more concerned with it being installed poorly. That open floor cut is asking for leaks/"poor aim" to go horribly wrong for the floor and likely tenant underneath. Quote Link to post
GenericUsername 1,032 Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 On 11/23/2022 at 6:56 AM, colette888 said: It’s missing the easiest way: Just pee on the floor 1 Quote Link to post
Pee Sensei 288 Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 last one from me today I promise: 1 Quote Link to post
harry_jones_1975 562 Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 This popped up on my Facebook feed lol. 4 Quote Link to post
Johnboy777 3,447 Posted December 1, 2022 Share Posted December 1, 2022 1 minute ago, harry_jones_1975 said: This popped up on my Facebook feed lol. What's really funny is that the seven drarfs are peeing in only five urinals. 1 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 9,024 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 https://fb.watch/h97DsRAVL3/ The first one. Jeans don't fit? Just pee in your pants! 1 Quote Link to post
oliver2 3,892 Posted December 2, 2022 Share Posted December 2, 2022 9 hours ago, Johnboy777 said: What's really funny is that the seven drarfs are peeing in only five urinals. Well, they’re small! 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 9,024 Posted December 3, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 3, 2022 3 4 Quote Link to post
Takashi96 846 Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 On 11/15/2022 at 4:48 AM, Kupar said: Can anyone confirm the translation? I would love to have this painted in elegant brush strokes on my bathroom wall. 1 Quote Link to post
bungholio69 273 Posted December 3, 2022 Share Posted December 3, 2022 On 12/1/2022 at 8:45 AM, Pee Sensei said: pee in the kitchen sink? no, pee in the kitchen toilet He was preparing something for lunch for him and his roommate. Sarah came home looking very frantic about something. “something wrong?” George spoke to her with slight concern, “please move I have to pee!” She desperately yelled and kinda pushed George over to get to the hidden toilet that the apartment owner put there for some odd reason and she quickly opened it up, pulled up her dress and pulled down her panties and tights and sat down on the toilet and Piss starts gushing out of her. Dress hitched up, legs together, panties around ankles, the sound of urine hitting the water hard, and a very relieved face that Sarah is making. George was witnessing this with his eyes and is getting kind of turned on by it. “Phew, if I went any longer without the toilet I would’ve wetted myself or popped a squat in the hallway” she said happily while smiling. “Heh yeah” George said while hiding the fact that he is turned on by all of this. After a bit her peeing started to die down and she looked at him and said “can I get something to wipe with?” “of course, I’ll get some toilet paper.” George then walked over to the bathroom to grab some bathroom tissues and then went back to Sarah with them. “Thanks” she said while taking the toilet paper from him and proceeds to wipe herself with it, after that was done she got up and pulled her panties and tights back up and letted her dress go back down and went over to the sink to wash her hands. “would you like some grilled cheese?” He asked, “yes I would like that, thank you.” She replied. end. 1 Quote Link to post
Alfresco 10,989 Posted December 5, 2022 Share Posted December 5, 2022 On 11/23/2022 at 11:56 AM, colette888 said: All good techniques, but it is far easier to pee with morning wood if you don’t try to use a toilet! Far easier to pee in the shower (even if you are not having a shower) or onto wall tiles over the bath. If slightly more brave, then just step outside into the garden and pee where you are standing. Well those are three methods I use anyway. 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Bacardi 9,024 Posted December 7, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted December 7, 2022 (edited) So much to unpack here. One this website has ruined me. Because the first time I saw this i said "haha. Someone peed on a post and it looks like a man peeing gallons!" But upon further inspection it looks more like chipped paint in the form of a man receiving a bj. I am so out of it 🤣 Edited December 7, 2022 by Bacardi 1 4 Quote Link to post
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