Risky sofa pee yards from neighbours front door

[harry_jones_1975 604]

Noticed a couple of days back an abandoned sofa with it's seats removed and a couple of bits of carpet folded on top in the downstairs communal hallway of my block of 6 flats (I live upstairs) 

I got back from a 5k run having emptied my water bottle en route so needed to pee. It was 725pm dog walkers were passing the always propped open communal front door and the occasional car drove along the road. I nipped out the communal rear door to see if anyone was approaching and could see my female downstairs neighbour was in her kitchen. From her kitchen door she can see her front door down a short hallway and the sofa was immediately in front of her door. 

I nipped into mine for my Bluetooth tripod and a bit more water. Set up my mobile,  pulled the carpet back so I had the lower back and seat area to aim for then stepped back outside. 

Set the video recording. Ran in like I had just finished my 5k, spoke some nonsense about needing to drink, pretended to slurp water as I had already emptied it making sure I was really ready to go then more nonsense about peeing, slipped my cock outside my running shorts and had a short pee over the sofa, before folding the carpet back to hide it. 

No idea what I would have done had any of my 3 neighbours opened their doors mid stream pmsl. 

Might try and grab some screenshots if I work out most appropriate place to post them. 

[JohnnyS 57]

Why did you only take a short pee over the sofa? 😉

 

Maybe next time empty all of your bladder 😁

[harry_jones_1975 604]

My full bladder being emptied is loads and would not have been possible to hide