Popular Post buspee7 253 Posted May 27, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 27, 2021 Well i aimed at the centre of the toilet and still managed to pee on seat! 3 4 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,355 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 I'm just imagining my wife's reaction if I did that - lol. 2 Quote Link to post
buspee7 253 Posted May 28, 2021 Author Share Posted May 28, 2021 I dont have that problem, i am a single guyπ 1 Quote Link to post
gldenwetgoose 20,237 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Well, looks like you did 'aim' for the middle, but when the stream splits like that then all bets are off. (I'm waiting for all the ladies' comments of 'now you know what it's like when we try standing...') 1 1 Quote Link to post
buspee7 253 Posted May 29, 2021 Author Share Posted May 29, 2021 Thanks for your comments π yes i probably think i should of sat too! I can now understand how difficult it must be for women to pee while standing π 1 1 Quote Link to post
Boystoiletlover 41 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 Thatβs why I mostly sit on the toilet when I need a wee. I used to get the toilet seat a lot, even when I was soft. IfΒ I had a stiffie, boy it would be everywhere! 1 1 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,355 Posted July 14, 2021 Share Posted July 14, 2021 12 minutes ago, Boystoiletlover said: Thatβs why I mostly sit on the toilet when I need a wee. I used to get the toilet seat a lot, even when I was soft. IfΒ I had a stiffie, boy it would be everywhere! Seems reasonable. But I imagine you need to sit further back than normal and push your cock down past the rim if you are hard πΒ 1 Quote Link to post
Moist 14 Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 (edited) If I'm getting the old split stream problem, i usually stand to one side of the toilet rather than in front. Generally stops splashes. Also good idea to actually raise the seat...lol, you can tell I'm a proper educated geezer now right π Edited July 18, 2021 by Moist 1 1 Quote Link to post
Boystoiletlover 41 Posted July 21, 2021 Share Posted July 21, 2021 When I stand to go to toilet, I often wonder just as Iβm pushing to start pissing βI wonder how itβs gonna come out?β πΒ Then the flowing feeling starts coming and think thereβs no stopping me now, just gotta go and see what happens πΒ Hold it straight and it still squirts out sideways and at an angle like your piss @buspee7 So girls, when you tell your boys off for spraying the seat....actually itβs not always easy to predict how it will come out when us boys piss π Quote Link to post
Eliminature 5,107 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 On 5/28/2021 at 11:46 AM, Kupar said: I'm just imagining my wife's reaction if I did that - lol. For what it's worth, my reaction would be: "If you aren't going to aim properly;Β use the sink or bath, please. If I can aim and clean up after myself, so can you." My view is, if you do spray a bit, it's not the end of the world. However, you should always clean up after yourself. Especially if you're in someone else's bathroom. 2 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,355 Posted July 22, 2021 Share Posted July 22, 2021 6 minutes ago, Eliminature said: For what it's worth, my reaction would be: "If you aren't going to aim properly;Β use the sink or bath, please. If I can aim and clean up after myself, so can you." My view is, if you do spray a bit, it's not the end of the world. However, you should always clean up after yourself. Especially if you're in someone else's bathroom. Hers would be (I can check later π)Β "Clean that up now, and don't do it again please." However (and this is where I both hold the trump card and get my brownie points) I am the one that cleans the bathroom and downstairs toilet in our house. OK, OK, she cleans the rest of the house. But I do the ironing too. And most of the cooking and washing. 1 Quote Link to post
PullbackSoaker 253 Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 On 5/27/2021 at 8:29 AM, buspee7 said: Well i aimed at the centre of the toilet and still managed to pee on seat! Beautiful display 1 Quote Link to post
buspee7 253 Posted September 14, 2021 Author Share Posted September 14, 2021 Well thanks very muchπ 1 Quote Link to post
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