If you could piss anywhere public without getting in trouble where would it be?

[Johnboy777 3,452]

Peevert ... the smell from those porta-potties is gross. I'd piss behind them too. Besides it beats standing in a long line to use one.

[Peevert 890]

Another good point! Ladies, join us in the great porto potty protest, start peeing behind the porto potties! 

[Peevert 890]

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it... 

If a porto potty goes unused at a concert, does it even exist?  Sorry, I think the sleepy pill is peaking. :P  

[Johnboy777 3,452]

6 hours ago, Peevert said:

If a tree falls in the forest and no one hears it... 

If a porto potty goes unused at a concert, does it even exist?  Sorry, I think the sleepy pill is peaking. :P  

If a tree falls in the forest, and no one hears it...can you still piss on it when you find it? 

[Johnboy777 3,452]

Here's something I  would like to do with a group of strangers watching... Piss in a river or creek.

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph61e4ae353022c

[Peevert 890]

This one brought back fun memories.  When I was in my early teens, we moved into a new housing development.  Most of the houses were unfinished.  Me and my friends would find an unfinished home and go inside and we would all pee in it.   I usually peed on the walls, as would my friends.  But sometimes we'd go into the unfinished bathroom and pee in there.  Pee on the floor, pee in the unfinished shower, pee in the hole where the toilet would eventually go... I can't believe all my friends had a pee fetish, I think it was just a fun thing to do when you were a bored young teenager.  

https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph6189840d74816 

[Peenicks 853]

For sheer convenience I'd say my friends' cars. I end up hitching rides with friends a lot and it takes hours to get anywhere where I live so I'd love the availability of just being able to just take my panties off and piss in the passenger's seat or on the floor of the car, maybe even find a use for the glovebox for once. Unfortunately my friends aren't quite that lax and most of them know about my fetish so I'd never hear the end of it.

 

As far as naughtiness goes, I'd pick somewhere that'd make a statement like a confederate monument or Margaret Thatcher's grave (I know I'm not alone on that one, lol). I don't think of myself as a vengeful person but sometimes it's fun to think of pissing as a tool for expressing rebellion or disdain. One of my personal favorite examples was the video of one woman pissing on the American flag about 5 or so years ago.

[oliver2 3,898]

12 minutes ago, Peenicks said:

For sheer convenience I'd say my friends' cars. I end up hitching rides with friends a lot and it takes hours to get anywhere where I live so I'd love the availability of just being able to just take my panties off and piss in the passenger's seat or on the floor of the car, maybe even find a use for the glovebox for once. Unfortunately my friends aren't quite that lax and most of them know about my fetish so I'd never hear the end of it.

(Handing you a bottle) see if you can get most of it in that, like the same way guys get most of their piss in a urinal 

[Ms. Tito 2,034]

19 hours ago, Peenicks said:

For sheer convenience I'd say my friends' cars. I end up hitching rides with friends a lot and it takes hours to get anywhere where I live so I'd love the availability of just being able to just take my panties off and piss in the passenger's seat or on the floor of the car, maybe even find a use for the glovebox for once. Unfortunately my friends aren't quite that lax and most of them know about my fetish so I'd never hear the end of it.

 

As far as naughtiness goes, I'd pick somewhere that'd make a statement like a confederate monument or Margaret Thatcher's grave (I know I'm not alone on that one, lol). I don't think of myself as a vengeful person but sometimes it's fun to think of pissing as a tool for expressing rebellion or disdain. One of my personal favorite examples was the video of one woman pissing on the American flag about 5 or so years ago.

I'd add Reagan and Yeltsin's graves too.

[Peevert 890]

I tried to send you a comment you would have enjoyed about Ronald Wilson Reagan, but your messages are turned off.  

Edited August 20, 2022 by Peevert

[Peenicks 853]

Was it the joke about "trickle down" economics? Lol

[Peevert 890]

1 minute ago, Peenicks said:

Was it the joke about "trickle down" economics? Lol

LMAO!  

[Peevert 890]

Tulsi Gabbard could trickle down on me. :D 

[oliver2 3,898]

4 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

I'd add Reagan and Yeltsin's graves too.

“I pee on anyone I’m attracted to of any gender who’s into it. Oh, and dead conservatives”

[Peenicks 853]

15 minutes ago, oliver2 said:

“I pee on anyone I’m attracted to of any gender who’s into it. Oh, and dead conservatives”

Piss is remarkably malleable. It can be a gift of tender love or a weapon of disrespectful fury

[checkmate3579 68]

On 5/2/2021 at 10:59 AM, weequeen said:

Oh great idea! Usually you have to wait such a long time for the doctor so it would be great to pee right there without having to leave 

 

Briefly but I can’t remember where lol. The first time I did it I was the only person in the theater showing, and once I realized this I set my plan into action. I filled up on tons of drink (extra large soda no ice and I had my big water bottle with me too) and halfway through the movie I was desperate to go so then I pushed down my pants and underwear and peed. The fabric of the seat held most of it (it was the velvety type fabric) and only a few dribbles ran over onto the floor. I then put my jacket across my lap to cover me in case anyone came in but throughout the rest of the film I let out a spurt whenever I had to go because I kept drinking my water until it was gone. When the film was near the end I put my pants back up and cleaned up the mess on the floor with a few napkins and put them in the empty drink container and threw them away and left the soaked seat. Nobody ever knew

another time is the same theater but I was with a boyfriend who knew about my fetish. It was a packed theater so it was more worrying about getting caught but also not so much because if I left a mess then they wouldn’t know exactly who (compared to when I was the only one in the other event). Halfway through I started  wiggling with the need to go and my boyfriend leaned over to whisper if I was going to wet the seat (lol). That was the encouragement I needed and I pissed through my leggings into the seat. Again a little bit spilled over onto the floor but didn’t clean up that time. It made my boyfriend hard through most of the rest of the film hah

I have a few more movie theater stories but they similar. Once at a different theater I was sitting in the back row alone and I scooted to the front of the seat and peed onto the carpet, another theater I peed into that seat but it was not as absorbent as my usual place and that was an unexpected surprise, another theater I’ve been to had like a dining type seating and I peed under the table there. but my fantasy would be to pick one theater room and over time pee in every single seat. maybe now it’s possible with limited people going to the movies? 

...sorry to detail this thread! I got carried away 

Submitted for your approval: A  horror movie script where all the old, latent dried out farts trapped in the seating  from thousands of asses  over the years, are rejuvenated by the torrent of fresh piss and come roaring back to life from all those seats at once causing the pissers to flee the theater and then someone lights a match setting of the final conflagration as the movie ends.

[bungholio69 273]

On 8/19/2022 at 4:32 AM, Peenicks said:

For sheer convenience I'd say my friends' cars. I end up hitching rides with friends a lot and it takes hours to get anywhere where I live so I'd love the availability of just being able to just take my panties off and piss in the passenger's seat or on the floor of the car, maybe even find a use for the glovebox for once. Unfortunately my friends aren't quite that lax and most of them know about my fetish so I'd never hear the end of it.

 

As far as naughtiness goes, I'd pick somewhere that'd make a statement like a confederate monument or Margaret Thatcher's grave (I know I'm not alone on that one, lol). I don't think of myself as a vengeful person but sometimes it's fun to think of pissing as a tool for expressing rebellion or disdain. One of my personal favorite examples was the video of one woman pissing on the American flag about 5 or so years ago.

Peeing on confederate related stuff sounds like a fun time with friends. 

[Bacardi 9,048]

I guess for me it would be simple: anywhere I want to.

I'd love to be shopping for clothes and then be able to just pick a corner to pee in. Or be at a friend's house and duck into their bedroom to have a pee on their carpet. It would be like my biggest fantasy come true! 

[MonsterKane46 881]

On 8/19/2022 at 8:32 PM, Peenicks said:

For sheer convenience I'd say my friends' cars. I end up hitching rides with friends a lot and it takes hours to get anywhere where I live so I'd love the availability of just being able to just take my panties off and piss in the passenger's seat or on the floor of the car, maybe even find a use for the glovebox for once. Unfortunately my friends aren't quite that lax and most of them know about my fetish so I'd never hear the end of it.

 

floor of the car sounds good... love to be able to do that one too

[gldenwetgoose 20,221]

I think mine would be at the airport - more for convenience than anything...

You know how it is when you get off a flight... and there's 300 people all getting off the same flight, all heading to security and you want to get through promptly, collect your hire car and go - but you need to pee and if you break off to go to the toilets you'll be right at the back.   How awesome would it be to just piss on the carpet there in the queue and to watch other people doing the same?

Or when you've checked in at the airport - wandered around for a while, then they call you to the gate ages before the plane is ready - how about just being able to pee there instead of wondering if you should have gone in the main lounge?

[Phyche 364]

If there weren't any repercussions I'd piss anywhere and everywhere as soon as I feel the urge to go. I usually do that anyway but I'm constantly looking around for anyone that might notice it, if I didn't have to worry about that I wouldn't care who saw. First place I'd go is probably a grocery/retail store or gas station. I know it's not very exciting but it's where I need to hide it the most and being able to be so open about it would feel amazing.

[darkhedonist 146]

At a nightclub in the middle of the dance floor!

[weequeen 1,847]

This thought came to me yesterday while I was having one: during a massage. I was so relaxed, it would have felt great to piss through underwear while on the table.