If you could piss anywhere public without getting in trouble where would it be?

[pop-a-squat 12,274]

I have this fantasy of pissing in the elevator of the Eiffel Tower. I wouldn’t even care if someone was on with me, I’d love to pop a squat and make a mess of the floor. 
 

Another place I’d love to piss is on a stage in front of an audience. I’d like to piss off the edge onto the ground. 
 

I think it would be fun to piss off the roof of a building. 
 

I would also love to piss in front of people in a department store. 
 

Where would you piss if there were no repercussions?

[harry_jones_1975 562]

At gigs.  I always end up loosing my place and missing great songs, struggling to the loos and back during gigs with my poor bladder, other than that one gig in the forest when I just filled up and tipped away  my beer pint cup twice whilst stood next to an attractive woman - it was dark and she was too busy enjoying the band to notice.    Also the cinema during long films and on a steam train would be cool.

[gldenwetgoose 20,222]

All great places and situations - love them.  On the 'without getting into trouble' aspect, I'd just love public pissing to be less taboo - so walking around town for example, being able to pee against a wall or tree, or ladies being able to squat or stand and pee in a gutter just to give two examples would be possible. It's the simple pleasures in life...

[pop-a-squat 12,274]

6 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

All great places and situations - love them.  On the 'without getting into trouble' aspect, I'd just love public pissing to be less taboo - so walking around town for example, being able to pee against a wall or tree, or ladies being able to squat or stand and pee in a gutter just to give two examples would be possible. It's the simple pleasures in life...

Love this answer! I agree with you completely 

[Kupar 12,343]

For sheer convenience, I guess it would be somewhere like a pub beer garden. When you're sitting chatting with friends on a warm summer's afternoon, drinking a pint or three, and you need to pee, how irritating is it to have to leave the pleasant company and conversation to go and pee inside? (And it inevitably leads to you having to get a round in because you're getting up and going inside. Sorry - that makes me sound tight, when I'm not really.) Much better to simply be able to nonchalantly pee where you are, and for it not to be an issue for anyone.

[weequeen 1,847]

Just the fact to go freely publicly without the worry about getting in trouble for “public indecency.” One place are things that are outside, parks, fairs, etc. just go where you are against a tree or wall or squat. Much better than having to use a porta-potty or gross bathroom. Another place I’d love to pee in public is at a furniture store like ikea, I have this fantasy of getting “lost” and then pushing my pants down and sitting on one of the fabric couches and soaking it with my piss that I had been holding for hours while shopping not even caring if people saw, maybe someone else who has the same urgency will sit next to me and piss on the couch too.

Other places I’d love to pee in public is the gym — working out always makes me need to pee and I would have to stop and run to the bathroom and it would be so much more convenient if I could just wet my leggings while I’m working out and keep going.

Like someone mentioned above, the movie theater. Such a pain to dart to the bathroom during a film, much better to just spread your legs and fill seat with your pee. (...not including that I have done this in the past and got away with it...)

[weequeen 1,847]

25 minutes ago, p1ssputz said:

Oh great idea! Usually you have to wait such a long time for the doctor so it would be great to pee right there without having to leave 

 

25 minutes ago, p1ssputz said:

I'd be interested in hearing your cinema stories. Have you already posted them somewhere else in the forum?

Briefly but I can’t remember where lol. The first time I did it I was the only person in the theater showing, and once I realized this I set my plan into action. I filled up on tons of drink (extra large soda no ice and I had my big water bottle with me too) and halfway through the movie I was desperate to go so then I pushed down my pants and underwear and peed. The fabric of the seat held most of it (it was the velvety type fabric) and only a few dribbles ran over onto the floor. I then put my jacket across my lap to cover me in case anyone came in but throughout the rest of the film I let out a spurt whenever I had to go because I kept drinking my water until it was gone. When the film was near the end I put my pants back up and cleaned up the mess on the floor with a few napkins and put them in the empty drink container and threw them away and left the soaked seat. Nobody ever knew

another time is the same theater but I was with a boyfriend who knew about my fetish. It was a packed theater so it was more worrying about getting caught but also not so much because if I left a mess then they wouldn’t know exactly who (compared to when I was the only one in the other event). Halfway through I started  wiggling with the need to go and my boyfriend leaned over to whisper if I was going to wet the seat (lol). That was the encouragement I needed and I pissed through my leggings into the seat. Again a little bit spilled over onto the floor but didn’t clean up that time. It made my boyfriend hard through most of the rest of the film hah

I have a few more movie theater stories but they similar. Once at a different theater I was sitting in the back row alone and I scooted to the front of the seat and peed onto the carpet, another theater I peed into that seat but it was not as absorbent as my usual place and that was an unexpected surprise, another theater I’ve been to had like a dining type seating and I peed under the table there. but my fantasy would be to pick one theater room and over time pee in every single seat. maybe now it’s possible with limited people going to the movies? 

...sorry to detail this thread! I got carried away 

Edited May 2, 2021 by weequeen
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[Kupar 12,343]

45 minutes ago, weequeen said:

Oh great idea! Usually you have to wait such a long time for the doctor so it would be great to pee right there without having to leave 

 

Briefly but I can’t remember where lol. The first time I did it I was the only person in the theater showing, and once I realized this I set my plan into action. I filled up on tons of drink (extra large soda no ice and I had my big water bottle with me too) and halfway through the movie I was desperate to go so then I pushed down my pants and underwear and peed. The fabric of the seat held most of it (it was the velvety type fabric) and only a few dribbles ran over onto the floor. I then put my jacket across my lap to cover me in case anyone came in but throughout the rest of the film I let out a spurt whenever I had to go because I kept drinking my water until it was gone. When the film was near the end I put my pants back up and cleaned up the mess on the floor with a few napkins and put them in the empty drink container and threw them away and left the soaked seat. Nobody ever knew

another time is the same theater but I was with a boyfriend who knew about my fetish. It was a packed theater so it was more worrying about getting caught but also not so much because if I left a mess then they wouldn’t know exactly who (compared to when I was the only one in the other event). Halfway through I started  wiggling with the need to go and my boyfriend leaned over to whisper if I was going to wet the seat (lol). That was the encouragement I needed and I pissed through my leggings into the seat. Again a little bit spilled over onto the floor but didn’t clean up that time. It made my boyfriend hard through most of the rest of the film hah

I have a few more movie theater stories but they similar. Once at a different theater I was sitting in the back row alone and I scooted to the front of the seat and peed onto the carpet, another theater I peed into that seat but it was not as absorbent as my usual place and that was an unexpected surprise, another theater I’ve been to had like a dining type seating and I peed under the table there. but my fantasy would be to pick one theater room and over time pee in every single seat. maybe now it’s possible with limited people going to the movies? 

...sorry to detail this thread! I got carried away 

Wow! Fantastic stories. Thanks for derailing the thread 😉

[CON2H4 577]

This has turned into quite the thread. I love it.

[weequeen 1,847]

4 hours ago, p1ssputz said:

(Incidentally, I remember one of your responses stating that you were once in a theater alone and you actually didn't go through with it....so it's awesome that you got your chance.)

yeah I did have another time where i had to go sooooo bad but i was worried that i would get caught. then i got over it and figured out how to be more sneaky lol

[GenericUsername 1,036]

Movie theater would be convenient. Never doing that IRL though. Why do they give use drinks and show two hour movies with no breaks?

Edited May 3, 2021 by GenericUsername

[NortheastPeeFan 345]

18 hours ago, pop-a-squat said:

Where would you piss if there were no repercussions?

I would piss on a tree or a bush in the street or in a public park.

[Ms. Tito 2,035]

In an alleyway or behind a dumpster. Or even in a park behind a tree/bush.

[pguy2981 930]

I would opt for a bus. Specifically coach buses that take long trips. I would love to just slightly stand and piss on the back of the seat in front of me, or use empty seating to soak up the piss. I don't care for the bathrooms on the bus, I just mess it up when we hit a slight bump or brake constantly. If I want to get my piss everywhere, just let me pee on the floor.

[Paulypeeps 4,980]

I guess that government offices are the one that is still a bit tricky to get away with. You are in there for a long time, they are crowded but not crowded enough, the flooring and seating are not suited to getting away with a big pee. I accompanied a friend to the job centre once, and got away with a little pee just wetting my skirt a little on the seat, but it would have been nice to be able to do a full pee in there.

Bus, train, and especially the cinema are not so hard to get away with.

[oliver2 3,898]

9 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

In an alleyway or behind a dumpster. Or even in a park behind a tree/bush.

PLOT TWIST These are possible, with little likelihood of trouble, in many jurisdictions 

[Sexismygod 1,762]

Being very much into pissing in naughty places, I have already achieved many of the goals expressed above.  Cinemas are a personal favourite and I've taken advantage in several ways, including peeing sideways onto the seat next to me with a girl sitting 2 seats further down. That said, if I could do it without fear of consequences I would definitely do things differently ... that is, more openly.

• I've peed on escalators at malls but I'd love to just let loose and enjoy the moment
• I would also love to openly piss on the train ... sneaky pees are fun and exciting but, again, there's nothing like just relaxing and letting it flow
• I love @pop-a-squat's idea of peeing openly in an elevator ... always such a risky move, it would be nice to just enjoy
• If I was in a park or at the beach, I'd love to just sit on a bench and send a high arch onto the path as people walked by

My ultimate though would be to just piss on the floor in the middle of a party with people all around me.  I have a related fantasy to be naked when everyone else was dressed normally, which I'd also love to achieve.

[speedy3471 10,627]

On 5/2/2021 at 6:17 AM, Kupar said:

For sheer convenience, I guess it would be somewhere like a pub beer garden. When you're sitting chatting with friends on a warm summer's afternoon, drinking a pint or three, and you need to pee, how irritating is it to have to leave the pleasant company and conversation to go and pee inside? (And it inevitably leads to you having to get a round in because you're getting up and going inside. Sorry - that makes me sound tight, when I'm not really.) Much better to simply be able to nonchalantly pee where you are, and for it not to be an issue for anyone.

This would be ideal for me, as I like having a beer or 3 lol with friend's. Iam also not offended if someone announced they needed to piss and just went right there

[JesseP 1,265]

me and my lady friend, sadly not together any more, we would go for a drink or two in a beer garden and would let go into the grass, she didn't wear knickers and `i would point out of my shorts.

[blankfuse 55]

Basically anywhere, especially anywhere outdoors or any carpeted spaces indoors. Bring back old-style "pee while you're in the middle of a meeting and don't even leave the room to do it" social mores. I'd wear nothing but skirts and dresses for the rest of my life if it was like that.

[TheAMan 246]

My old lab had consistent sewer issues, forcing everyone in the building to walk at least a quarter of a mile to the next building to relieve themselves every time the water was out. I've moved buildings, but I still return semi-frequently. I fantasize about being desperate enough, along with some of my friends or colleagues, to skip the walk and find a quiet place to piss behind the manicured hedges, decorative walls, trees and building features. And naturally, swapping curious glances at pants lowered or skirts raised, panties around knees, pussies spraying piss into the ground, and penises held directing streams towards the walls of our building or into bushes someone else is urinating behind. 

Alas, security cameras and the sensibilities of scientists in the workplace will always thwart this fantasy of mine!

[Cyan493 120]

I’m like many in this thread, would just like public peeing to be completely normal, just go against a wall or... pop-a-squat 😂 without anyone so much as batting an eye. If we’re talking specifics and not just “public peeing is normal and legal” then I think subway trains are one for sure. At least here in the US they don’t have any kind of bathrooms in the cars themselves and station bathrooms are employees only and coming back from a concert once I almost wet myself before a station police officer let me into the employee restroom. Would’ve be so nice to just stand up and take a leak on the doors or some such 🤤

[Ms. Tito 2,035]

10 hours ago, Cyan493 said:

I’m like many in this thread, would just like public peeing to be completely normal, just go against a wall or... pop-a-squat 😂 without anyone so much as batting an eye. If we’re talking specifics and not just “public peeing is normal and legal” then I think subway trains are one for sure. At least here in the US they don’t have any kind of bathrooms in the cars themselves and station bathrooms are employees only and coming back from a concert once I almost wet myself before a station police officer let me into the employee restroom. Would’ve be so nice to just stand up and take a leak on the doors or some such 🤤

goddddddd yes

[Ms. Tito 2,035]

On 5/3/2021 at 8:46 AM, oliver2 said:

PLOT TWIST These are possible, with little likelihood of trouble, in many jurisdictions 

Really?

[Alfresco 10,992]

Interesting thread.   I already pee quite a lot outdoors and have a few indoor experiences, so to me, this would be about peeing indoors in places that are not currently considered acceptable, but with the concept of there being guaranteed no repercussions, that would open up a whole new avenue of being able to pee in places without worrying about who saw.   I would echo many of the ones previously mentioned here, but I think my most likely ones would be:

- A furniture store, folding back the cover on a display bed and peeing onto the bed, then just flipping the duvet back over it to cover it.

- A Pub/Restaurant, peeing under the table rather than having to get up to go to the toilets.  (I have got away with this a couple of times in a pub and at a wedding reception, but I'd like to be able to do it without concern for being caught.

- Definitely a cinema and/or theatre.  Both peeing directly into the seat and also onto the floor or seat in front.

- Clothes store changing rooms.

- A tall multi-storey building, peeing down the gap in the centre of the stairwell so that it falls all the way to the bottom.

I also fully support the idea of making it acceptable for anyone to pee anywhere outside where it wouldn't cause anyone inconvenience.   Totally agree with the idea of being able to pee whilst at the table in the pub garden or in any convenient gutter/alleyway etc.  I have done these anyway, but it would be better if it were a relaxed approach and anyone would think of it to be more natural to just pee rather than having to find a toilet.