Dad Pissed off Porch

[pop-a-squat 12,268]

I was outside talking with my dad when he announced he needed to piss. He said “I gotta take a leak badly” and I said “go ahead I don’t mind”. He got up and walked to the edge of the porch, mind you it was about 5pm, it’s a quiet neighborhood for the most part, but plenty of houses face our porch. He was facing the road when I heard his stream hitting the ground. Right as he began pissing our neighbor across the street walked out of their front door and looked over. They seemed totally embarrassed and a little agitated. My dad kept going though, he pissed for awhile. I could see his stream. It was nice and thick. I could even hear it coming out. 

[beachmom 1,759]

Our adult boys do this all the time. Most of the neighbors who have seen them have the same reaction as yours, but the older woman next door is quite intrigued by them. One afternoon as we were talking along the fence she said to me that she sees my boys peeing off the porch all the time. I wasn't quite sure what to say at that moment and although I rarely if ever apologize for my sons behavior, in this case I began to do so. But as I began to apologize she interrupted me saying, "oh, don't misunderstand me, it's quite alright, I don't mind, it's actually kind of funny to see them do so and they don't seem to care who sees them."  It's our property and if the neighbors don't like it, they don't have to look. Just because others are uncomfortable with something, doesn't mean the rest of us have to conform to their principles.

[cornerstone 87]

7 hours ago, beachmom said:

Our adult boys do this all the time. Most of the neighbors who have seen them have the same reaction as yours, but the older woman next door is quite intrigued by them. One afternoon as we were talking along the fence she said to me that she sees my boys peeing off the porch all the time. I wasn't quite sure what to say at that moment and although I rarely if ever apologize for my sons behavior, in this case I began to do so. But as I began to apologize she interrupted me saying, "oh, don't misunderstand me, it's quite alright, I don't mind, it's actually kind of funny to see them do so and they don't seem to care who sees them."  It's our property and if the neighbors don't like it, they don't have to look. Just because others are uncomfortable with something, doesn't mean the rest of us have to conform to their principles.

How old are your boys and the older women?

[harry_jones_1975 562]

I am so living in the wrong sort of property 

[beachmom 1,759]

15 hours ago, cornerstone said:

How old are your boys and the older women?

My 3 boys are between 23 and 29, I don't know exactly, but I would guess the woman next door to be about 70 to75

[Spectator9 297]

The house where I grew up was in a closely-developed neighborhood.  We had a front porch with a bushy wisteria vine that covered the corner, and many times I peed off the porch with that vine as cover.