peecurious94 3,162 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 My kitchen floors are laminate, so I will usually just let go if i am in my kitchen. My bedroom is carpet, so depending on how badly I have to go, I will either pee on the carpet and clean it later or walk 5 feet to the kitchen (I live in an RV) and pee on the floor. 2 2 Quote Link to post
MonsterKane46 876 Posted May 23, 2022 Share Posted May 23, 2022 out the bedroom window in the middle of the night... got caught once too... bloody neighbors came outside having an argument 😆 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,755 Posted May 25, 2022 Share Posted May 25, 2022 On 4/12/2021 at 2:41 AM, Kupar said: In a chair. But ... it's sort of planned. Yes, I'll go when I need to without leaving my chair, but only if I've prepared for it. Like being alone and sitting on a garden chair, or v occasionally indoors on a protected chair with a towel on the floor. You are just so practical. 💖🔥🥰 1 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post LovesToWet 3,352 Posted May 25, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted May 25, 2022 Probably when I went for a bike ride and got soaked when it rained. Didn't see the point in stopping as I was already wet so just pissed myself while still pedalling 3 1 3 1 Quote Link to post
2talljj 69 Posted May 31, 2022 Share Posted May 31, 2022 On 5/22/2022 at 7:40 PM, peecurious94 said: My kitchen floors are laminate, so I will usually just let go if i am in my kitchen. My bedroom is carpet, so depending on how badly I have to go, I will either pee on the carpet and clean it later or walk 5 feet to the kitchen (I live in an RV) and pee on the floor. When I lived in a rv I used the carpet or laminate or couch Quote Link to post
peecurious94 3,162 Posted June 2, 2022 Share Posted June 2, 2022 (edited) On 5/31/2022 at 10:45 AM, 2talljj said: When I lived in a rv I used the carpet or laminate or couch You are more brave than I am! I don't keep my carpet steamer here, so I am worried it would get too strong too fast! Plus at my RV, I prefer to discretely pee outside. I love the risk of getting caught! Edited June 2, 2022 by peecurious94 2 Quote Link to post
Popular Post epdreamgirl 868 Posted March 14, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2023 in the summer i normally sit in my backyard in shorts scrolling social media and smoking or drinking. i normally just slide my shorts over and pee onto the mesh chair 💛 2 1 6 4 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Kupar 12,140 Posted March 14, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted March 14, 2023 14 minutes ago, epdreamgirl said: in the summer i normally sit in my backyard in shorts scrolling social media and smoking or drinking. i normally just slide my shorts over and pee onto the mesh chair 💛 Me too! (Well, I gave up smoking years ago, but sitting in a garden chair and peeing lazily in the sunshine is one of life's great pleasures 😊) 7 Quote Link to post
Thiscouldbeanywhere 281 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 8 hours ago, epdreamgirl said: in the summer i normally sit in my backyard in shorts scrolling social media and smoking or drinking. i normally just slide my shorts over and pee onto the mesh chair 💛 That's really hot I love when girls slide their shorts to the side to pee 1 Quote Link to post
epdreamgirl 868 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 2 minutes ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said: That's really hot I love when girls slide their shorts to the side to pee i agree!! i usually have to be sneaky about it, but if im semi private ill slide them aside w one hand and spread my pussy w the other to get a nice stream! 1 3 Quote Link to post
Thiscouldbeanywhere 281 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 1 minute ago, epdreamgirl said: i agree!! i usually have to be sneaky about it, but if im semi private ill slide them aside w one hand and spread my pussy w the other to get a nice stream! Can you shoot it nice and far? Quote Link to post
epdreamgirl 868 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said: Can you shoot it nice and far? as long as im not horny, yes!! Quote Link to post
Thiscouldbeanywhere 281 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Just now, epdreamgirl said: as long as im not horny, yes!! Ahh yes As a man I get that...getting horny makes it very hard to pee...no pun intended I didn't know the same could happen to girls Quote Link to post
epdreamgirl 868 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 1 minute ago, Thiscouldbeanywhere said: Ahh yes As a man I get that...getting horny makes it very hard to pee...no pun intended I didn't know the same could happen to girls yes, unfortunately!! if i really want an arc i cant think about what im gonna do or else ill get too turned on to get the stream i want! 1 Quote Link to post
Thiscouldbeanywhere 281 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 Just now, epdreamgirl said: yes, unfortunately!! if i really want an arc i cant think about what im gonna do or else ill get too turned on to get the stream i want! Yah same...sometimes when I'm setting up to film ill get turned on and then my stream doesn't look very nice Same if I'm peeing for someone in real life 1 1 Quote Link to post
MonsterKane46 876 Posted March 14, 2023 Share Posted March 14, 2023 outside while hanging out the washing 1 Quote Link to post
Carb0nBased 508 Posted March 17, 2023 Share Posted March 17, 2023 Laziest is almost certainly in a bottle/other container before getting out of bed in the morning. Sometimes you wake up ready to jump out of bed, but other days it's nice to be able to lie there a bit longer, even if you don't fall back to sleep. The biggest reason NOT to do that is it requires care not to wet the bed, and in that case the urgency of dealing with the resulting mess before the mattress absorbs it is much more of a rude awakening than just walking to the toilet would have been! And focusing to NOT spill any is not so relaxing either. If there were an easy way to do it with guaranteed lack of mess, like a hose to pee into that leads to some kind of pump or something that makes sure to suck all the liquid off somewhere safe, then it would be an even lazier way... 1 Quote Link to post
wetwulf 3,110 Posted March 19, 2023 Share Posted March 19, 2023 My favorite? The floor, like if I'm sitting and don't feel like getting up to use the bathroom, then I'll just go on the floor. But more often I use the sink because the floor requires clean up afterwards, whereas I can just run water down the sink. 1 Quote Link to post
Peeingpostie 247 Posted March 20, 2023 Share Posted March 20, 2023 For myself, it would be just pissing myself while I'm out on the riding mower. Takes too much time to trundle all the way back to the house, and I'm close enough to the highway that if I parked and stood it would be super obvious. I always have a bottle of water with me, so should someone pull into the yard to talk to me it's easy enough to "accidentally" have a spill, although I think that's happened maybe twice in 20 some years. I totally get off on the idea that I'm pissing myself out in plain view less than 20 feet away from cars driving by at the closest point. And 99 times out of 100 I wind up busting a nut between the vibration and friction of the wet fabric, which is an added bonus! 2 Quote Link to post
Wetling 1,173 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 On 4/11/2021 at 7:08 PM, pop-a-squat said: Where is the laziest place you take a piss? For me it’s off the side of my bed. Same for me. 😊 I generally don't mind pissing on my bed and can't avoid it completely anyway when I'm lying there while peeing, but for any greater amount in the middle of the night, off the side it is. 1 Quote Link to post
D-K 152 Posted March 28, 2023 Share Posted March 28, 2023 For K and I, it would usually be an empty cup lying around. Quote Link to post
MonsterKane46 876 Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 9 hours ago, Wetling said: Same for me. 😊 I generally don't mind pissing on my bed and can't avoid it completely anyway when I'm lying there while peeing, but for any greater amount in the middle of the night, off the side it is. sometimes I wish I live alone so I could do that. 1 Quote Link to post
Wetling 1,173 Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 2 hours ago, MonsterKane46 said: sometimes I wish I live alone so I could do that. That must be difficult. I often wish I had a boyfriend again, but I also can't imagine giving this up. I'm feeling perfectly well with the piss in my bed and the stains on my carpet, and I don't regret it a single bit. 😊 1 2 Quote Link to post
GenericUsername 1,019 Posted March 29, 2023 Share Posted March 29, 2023 9 hours ago, Wetling said: That must be difficult. I often wish I had a boyfriend again, but I also can't imagine giving this up. I'm feeling perfectly well with the piss in my bed and the stains on my carpet, and I don't regret it a single bit. 😊 Hope you find a boyfriend that is more than happy to pee in your bedroom with you! Quote Link to post
stan4444 514 Posted April 2, 2023 Share Posted April 2, 2023 For Curls and I, sitting on the front veranda (we are secluded on several hundred acres), I will flop it out and piss on the deck, Curls is more nonchalant, just sits there and pisses herself in the chair. Most good Australian pubs have a beer garden, Curls usually wears a dress, and after a few drinks just wets herself when she feels like it. Never going inside to the toilets 3 1 Quote Link to post
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