Popular Post Paulypeeps 4,925 Posted April 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2021 The laziest place that I enjoy - I think would have to be sitting in the pub. 2 7 5 Quote Link to post
Popular Post Tabooking84 84 Posted April 19, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 19, 2021 Out my bay window, it's two steps from my settee 4 2 Quote Link to post
CubSimon 65 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 10 hours ago, naughty_rosie said: Indoor potted plants and cat litter box for me. I’ve considered getting myself a litter box even though I don’t have a cat so I can do this lol. 2 Quote Link to post
tremayl 29 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 My backyard. I live alone so I’m usually naked doing it since I’ve got a privacy fence 😂 1 Quote Link to post
Yawyd 944 Posted April 20, 2021 Share Posted April 20, 2021 For me, I'm like you off the edge of the bed into a soda bottle, while sitting in my comfy chair, in the shower (doesn't everyone) lol. 1 Quote Link to post
walanuk 237 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 Off the side of the bed before I had a carpeted bedroom. Laziest place now is usually sitting in the grass or on a chair in the garden. No cleanup 😂 Laziest risky place has probably been at almost every thing I’ve attended in a kilt just sitting on the ground or standing outside. Everyone says guys have it easier to piss discretely I disagree and envy girls skirts! 1 Quote Link to post
Justasailor 171 Posted April 21, 2021 Share Posted April 21, 2021 For me it's in my swimming short when laying at the beach. I love to pee hard when laying between all the other people without them knowing what i'm doing! There is one time i still remember 2 years ago at a party dressed up in a scottish outfit wearing a kilt. I could take a sneaky spurt of pee wherever i wanted! Very lazy and so much fun! I will always remember that special opportunity. Quote Link to post
pguy2981 925 Posted April 22, 2021 Share Posted April 22, 2021 I really enjoy pissing in between the couch cushions in the living area. No one has since noticed anything unusual about the couch, so I just keep peeing on it. Sometimes I'll be really brazen about it, removing the couch cushions to piss on the protective fabric. I'll do that whilst standing bottomless in the very open living area. My one roommate has odd hours, so the risk of getting caught is high. 1 Quote Link to post
Tabooking84 84 Posted April 29, 2021 Share Posted April 29, 2021 (edited) On 4/19/2021 at 7:36 AM, Tabooking84 said: Out my bay window, it's two steps from my settee Lazy Pee https://www.erome.com/i/DeaGoMLK Edited April 29, 2021 by Tabooking84 Add additional info 1 Quote Link to post
Mr. Whizz 5,804 Posted April 30, 2021 Share Posted April 30, 2021 Out a second story window. Used to live in a room that faced the back of the property and in the middle of the night would just open the window and piss out. Didn't want to walk to the bathroom in the middle of the night. Flowers below got a nice shower. 1 Quote Link to post
Sexismygod 1,760 Posted May 5, 2021 Share Posted May 5, 2021 The garden, the pool, the beach ... all good options for a lazy pee. For a fun, lazy pee I'd have to say the cinema. Who wants to get up and miss part of the film? I guess that's why I prefer to wear running shorts when I'm there. So easy to just poke the head out and pee onto the chair/floor in front of me. 2 1 Quote Link to post
OldPottyGent 12 Posted May 8, 2021 Share Posted May 8, 2021 On 4/12/2021 at 12:30 AM, durianfury said: Have you ever peed in your bed? Yes, in the bed really is the laziest place. You don't have to wake up properly or even move; just let it happen between the sheets, involuntarily without any pushing or holding, and simply go contentedly back to sleep in the warmth of it. If you've had plenty to drink and wake up again feeling another urge, it will come easier than the first because by then your brain won't be arguing with you that you oughtn't to be doing it there 2 Quote Link to post
GenericUsername 1,019 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 On 5/11/2021 at 9:53 AM, SikkSixx said: Well at my old house I had wood floors so I would squirt pee all around my house easy clean up but my nea home has carper so I have a designated large tubberware bowl for me to pee in when I feel naughty. But i also hear about puppy pads so I'll invest in them so. Can have fun with some distance pee play 😌 You could get a carpet cleaner and enzyme cleaner, and then the carpet would be easier to clean than hardwood. I have hardwood and it sucks. Every pee takes forever to clean. Quote Link to post
OldPottyGent 12 Posted May 18, 2021 Share Posted May 18, 2021 Well I'm sure you'll want to keep your nice new home and carpet clean and smelling fresh, but all that carpet scrubbing after every pee-fun event is going to become a tiresome chore after a while, and I doubt if that large tupperware bowl will feel naughty enough; it's not going to feel much different to having a potty under the bed which wasn't really naughty at all! Quote Link to post
Alfresco 10,923 Posted May 19, 2021 Share Posted May 19, 2021 Probably the laziest is when I pee whilst I'm doing something else. So, the obvious one is in the shower, but that's not particularly naughty, the next ones are peeing in the bathroom sink whilst cleaning teeth or the kitchen sink whilst making a mug of tea. Other ones are peeing whilst in the Jacuzzi or swimming pool - just pee when the need arises. Or whilst out on a walk and just turn to the side and pee. 1 1 Quote Link to post
BeneathMyWillow 824 Posted May 22, 2021 Share Posted May 22, 2021 Just today I pissed while sitting around at the beach with some friends. If your shorts are already wet, who's going to notice that they dry a bit slower than they should? 4 Quote Link to post
dltq 119 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Sinks, showers, on plants, even out my bedroom window on a few nights. 1 Quote Link to post
ItalianPeeFan 251 Posted May 23, 2021 Share Posted May 23, 2021 Sinks and glasses for me Quote Link to post
Popular Post weequeen 1,836 Posted May 24, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted May 24, 2021 something lazy i like to do peeing is sit with towels tucked between my legs and have my bare pussy pee directly into the towels. i do this sometimes while sitting at my desk chair. it dries and then pee into it again. 3 10 Quote Link to post
OldPottyGent 12 Posted May 25, 2021 Share Posted May 25, 2021 On 5/19/2021 at 10:15 PM, Alfresco said: Probably the laziest is when I pee whilst I'm doing something else. Yes, absolutely, provided the coast is clear and you can get away without anyone noticing. For me this condition can be most easily be met in my short pants when I'm in the garden.. Pulling weeds out usually needs a trowel and crouching down, so there's really no need to stop doing that work at all. No need to get up; just let it go, and continue with your weeding. Drips have a short path down into the earth, so if anyone should come by while you're still dripping, they'd be unlikely to notice. Depends on what sunshine there is whether you can largely dry out while you're still working, but if you need to discretely retreat into the house to change pants while they're still visibly wet, it's easy enough to continue your weeding crouched down until you can see the coast is clear, and then make a dash for it. Such are the joys of keeping one's fetish secret in a shared household! 2 Quote Link to post
GoldenDreams 5 Posted May 27, 2021 Share Posted May 27, 2021 On 5/24/2021 at 2:38 AM, weequeen said: something lazy i like to do peeing is sit with towels tucked between my legs and have my bare pussy pee directly into the towels. i do this sometimes while sitting at my desk chair. it dries and then pee into it again. Damn I would love to see that. Sounds so sexy 😉 Quote Link to post
pee01 1,465 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 I pee on bed sheets a few times and I didnt feel like getting up to walk to bathroom my place. Carpet pees would be another place I pee on when didnt feel like walking to bathroom. 1 Quote Link to post
Dante_Heart 123 Posted May 28, 2021 Share Posted May 28, 2021 Off the side of the bed is an easy one, I just turn to the side and piss on the wall. If I feel like setting up for my lazy pees, I'll lie down carpets wherever I'm going to be for a while so I can just piss on the towels while I'm lying on the couch. I'd go straight on the floor, but it's carpet and the cleanup would take too long. And, I like getting drunk when I'm home alone, and since I'm always naked when I'm home alone, I'll just stumble out the back door into the backyard and let go. This last one isn't really lazy exactly, but I'll like pissing when I do some household stuff, so if I'm watering the plants in the back and need to piss, I'll just whip it out and give em a little extra water, or if I'm about to do laundry, I'll piss on all the clothes before I put them in the washer. I guess that's more multitasking pissing than lazy, though 1 Quote Link to post
JesseP 1,265 Posted July 3, 2021 Share Posted July 3, 2021 On 5/24/2021 at 1:38 AM, weequeen said: something lazy i like to do peeing is sit with towels tucked between my legs and have my bare pussy pee directly into the towels. i do this sometimes while sitting at my desk chair. it dries and then pee into it again. I love pissing into towels, if there are some needing washing I will sit on them and let go. Obviously I don't have a pussy but my bare cock and ass and pissing is a wonderful feeling. 1 Quote Link to post
James_erased 1,250 Posted May 22, 2022 Share Posted May 22, 2022 Ooh, I do love a good lazy piss! When someone can’t be bothered enough to move and just piss where they are - hot. For me, it probably has to be during summer when I’ll sit out in the garden, in some swim shorts and on a garden chair, making my way through a cool box of beers beside me - then just not bothering to move and simply pissing through my shorts, whenever I need to go. That way I literally don’t need to move at all, and I love the naughtiness of it! A lazy piss I would like to do, but haven’t yet, would be laid in bed and pissing off the side of it onto the carpet, in a hotel room. Next time I have a hotel room to myself, I’ll be sure to tick this off, along with soaking other parts of the room, of course.. 😉 1 2 Quote Link to post
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