Popular Post pop-a-squat 12,238 Posted April 11, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 11, 2021 Where is the laziest place you take a piss? For me it’s off the side of my bed. 3 1 5 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,115 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 In a chair. But ... it's sort of planned. Yes, I'll go when I need to without leaving my chair, but only if I've prepared for it. Like being alone and sitting on a garden chair, or v occasionally indoors on a protected chair with a towel on the floor. 2 2 Quote Link to post
durianfury 1,802 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 21 minutes ago, pop-a-squat said: Where is the laziest place you take a piss? For me it’s off the side of my bed. Have you ever peed in your bed? Quote Link to post
jmatthews1995 3,455 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 My favorite (which I don't get chance to do very often now) was when relaxing on a sun lounger in my swim shorts. I'd pee through them if I needed to pee then just let the sun dry them and carry on reading etc. 😁 1 1 Quote Link to post
gldenwetgoose 20,104 Posted April 11, 2021 Share Posted April 11, 2021 I’ve written about the side of the bed too on here more than once, but since I (mostly) enjoy being married and can’t afford a divorce it’s not something to be repeated at home. These days my usual lazy moment is to walk from my study into the small upstairs bathroom where the small sink is just at a perfect height - I’d have to walk past it if I were to actually use the toilet. 3 Quote Link to post
GenericUsername 1,019 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 I wish I had a lazy piss spot. #MissingOut 1 Quote Link to post
Jar351 383 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 1 hour ago, GenericUsername said: I wish I had a lazy piss spot. #MissingOut Same I would but I live at college and people would surely smell that stale piss even if I tried to hide it 1 Quote Link to post
Guest jeanswettingfan Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 For me its usually in a bottle when im in bed. Quote Link to post
Popular Post Alfresco 10,917 Posted April 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 12, 2021 Probably when at my Dad’s house and I go to the kitchen to put the kettle on, rather than traipsing back through the house then upstairs to the bathroom and then coming back down again to go through to the kitchen, I simply open the back door and pee out of the door onto the patio. As an alternative I sometimes pee in the kitchen sink for the same reason. When I am there, I can often spend all day without bothering to go upstairs once - even though I have several large mugs of tea and glasses of water. The other one is peeing in the bathroom sink when cleaning my teeth. The toilet is just a few feet away, but I am already stood by a perfectly acceptable sink..... 2 1 2 Quote Link to post
Trevor99 94 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Definitely the pool or the beach 2 1 Quote Link to post
oliver2 3,854 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 2 minutes ago, Trevor99 said: Definitely the pool or the beach Laziest places are those where you’re already wet & don’t have to as much as aim: in the sea, pool, shower or bathtub Quote Link to post
Popular Post Lexipees 86 Posted April 12, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 12, 2021 In the pool or anywhere around a waterpark really 4 1 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,622 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 I would have to say my deck lol. I don't have to worry about making a mess of aiming really lol 1 1 Quote Link to post
deliquescent 2,663 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Kitchen sink while I'm making coffee or cleaning up. 1 1 Quote Link to post
thisguy20 865 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 In a pool while swimming is, in my opinion, the laziest. Most common lazy pee for me though would be in my pants while doing yardwork 2 Quote Link to post
Gotah 2,202 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 Usually outside when I sit on a bench in a park or somewhere along a hiking path. I just take my penis out and let go while remaining seated. Ocasionally I also do it from a bridge. There's a lot of them were I live and whenever I cross one I have the tendency to stop and melancholically look over the railing. Whenever I do this I love to nonchalantly pee from the bridge and into the water. Sometimes it's a river, sometimes it's a little pond but the fun is always there. Also I do these things when there's nobody around otherwise I'd get a shitload of complaints. 1 2 Quote Link to post
steve25805 120,695 Posted April 15, 2021 Share Posted April 15, 2021 I used to enjoy pissing all over the bathroom or kitchen floors or against the bathroom or hallway walls. But clean up was always a hassle. I guess the laziest place I enjoy peeing of late is in the bathroom sink. Naughty with minimal clean up effort afterwards. Quote Link to post
CubSimon 65 Posted April 16, 2021 Share Posted April 16, 2021 On 4/12/2021 at 3:08 AM, pop-a-squat said: Where is the laziest place you take a piss? For me it’s off the side of my bed. I’d love to try this! And then roll over and go back to bed lol. 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post weequeen 1,836 Posted April 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 18, 2021 I keep a rug next to my bed that I use for middle of the night pees when I am not wanting to wet the bed. Stand up, squat down and piss, then climb back in bed. Other lazy place when I'm at my desk and have to go and I just pee right there in the chair. It cleans up easily 😉 and anything that flows onto the floor is easy clean up since it's not carpeted there. So then I don't have to get up for hours lol 2 2 8 Quote Link to post
Relevantcucumber 279 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 Like so many of you, off the side of the bed. Or in the bed if I've put the puppy pad down. In the shower, done it so many times now that as soon as I get in the shower and the hot water hits me I have to pee. 3 Quote Link to post
ZackP 54 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 I do have a window I like to piss out of. I probably pee out of my bedroom window more often then I do in my toilet. The only problem usually is if it’s during times that I know someone might walk in or may see me from outside but hasn’t happened yet at least that I know of lol I drink a lot of water through the night and wake up everyday with a massive boner and urge need to pee so I take my morning piss out of a window everyday just making sure my door is locked so my mom or something don’t walk in on me as I’m not sure what she’d say lol although she never minded it when I was younger and if we was somewhere with no bathrooms around she’s told me just to go behind bushes or something it’s just kinda embarrassing I guess to actually have my mom catch me but at the same time it would make things way better if I could piss in our yard more often without being worried about her seeing me 1 1 Quote Link to post
oliver2 3,854 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 1 hour ago, ZackP said: “Imaking sure my door is locked so my mom or something don’t walk in on me as I’m not sure what she’d say lol although she never minded it when I was younger and if we was somewhere with no bathrooms around she’s told me just to go behind bushes or something it’s just kinda embarrassing I guess to actually have my mom catch me but at the same time it would make things way better if I could piss in our yard more often without being worried about her seeing me She might be fine with peeing in the yard, maybe even with peeing out the window, if you’re not closely overlooked by neighbours. Telling a boy to pee behind bushes when there’s no bathroom to hand is normal, tbh. Non-kink people vary between “if there’s no option, do it outdoors” and “if there somewhere easier, why would I bother with a toilet?”. What’s your mom’s attitude to peeing in alleys, the ocean, pool, shower etc? 1 1 Quote Link to post
ZackP 54 Posted April 18, 2021 Share Posted April 18, 2021 2 hours ago, oliver2 said: She might be fine with peeing in the yard, maybe even with peeing out the window, if you’re not closely overlooked by neighbours. Telling a boy to pee behind bushes when there’s no bathroom to hand is normal, tbh. Non-kink people vary between “if there’s no option, do it outdoors” and “if there somewhere easier, why would I bother with a toilet?”. What’s your mom’s attitude to peeing in alleys, the ocean, pool, shower etc? I’m not really sure what how she’d feel tbh when it comes to places like that. I can remember as recently as a few years ago on trips out of town whenever we’d get locked into traffic or something and it was an emergency kinda pee situation she’d say just to pull over and go on the side of the road. but as far as peeing somewhere a little less appropriate just out of laziness or enjoyment I’m not sure how she would feel about it even though I’m sure she’s seen me peeing somewhere around the yard before just not the window or somewhere really different then a person would usually pee 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post naughty_rosie 554 Posted April 18, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted April 18, 2021 Indoor potted plants and cat litter box for me. 2 1 3 3 Quote Link to post
Bacardi 8,810 Posted April 19, 2021 Share Posted April 19, 2021 4 hours ago, naughty_rosie said: Indoor potted plants and cat litter box for me. I love reading about people peeing into cat boxes! There aren't nearly enough anecdotes about it 🌈 3 1 Quote Link to post
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