Morning glory piss

[Husky1 38]

So as a male for many years I wake up with morning glory. This then means is hard to piss in the toilet so where els am I supposed to piss if I can’t get it all in the toilet. Me and my partner argue all the time about it because I will go piss in the shower room as it’s tiled and can’t get messy or damaged as the floor would missing the toilet. I will make a video to show how it looks missing the toilet so you can understand the difficulty situation.

[speedy3471 10,627]

Well my solution to this problem(as iam affected most mornings lol) is to simply wander out onto the deck and let it fly lol. Winter time is another story, after anything colder than -30C the frostbite risk is to great hahahahahahaha