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3 hours ago, MrNoSmallWonder said:

MF piss, piss drinking, pissing sex


A College Story


My 7:30pm French class was absolutely brutal. I think I was just too old to learn a new language at 29 and it wasn't something I was genuinely interested in. It was a requirement for a Bachelor of Arts degree. But I wasn't the only older student in the class.

Next to me sat Alexa, a fitting name for a tall brunette with exotic eyes. We were attracted to each other in a collegial way, exchanging smiles,changing seats in class so we were next to each other. We joked about the teacher, and how useless the class was. 

She really had a striking beauty. She was tall, 5 foot 9, and athletic. Smallish breasts but she had a round ass and was clearly in good shape. Her best asset was her face. She had dark brown hair that hung about five inches below her shoulders and truly stunning brown eyes. Kind of like a model’s eyes, they were large and feline without looking weird, with long lashes other girls would kill for. I think her lips really sold it for me. They were so perfectly shaped and pouty and red it was almost obscene. She was sexy, even in sweatpants, which a lot of the girls wore to late classes during the week. They're not trying to impress anyone.

At the end of class one Tuesday night she asked “Would it be alright if I borrowed your notes for this Thursday’s class?”

“Sure” I replied.

“I have a work thing that I just can't get out of. I'm supposed to be doing a vodka promo at Clyde's from 8 to midnight.”

“Yeah that's fine.” I said “I like Clyde’s. If you want I can bring the notes up and you can buy me a beer for my troubles.”

“That would be awesome, I really appreciate it” she said. “You can have all the vodka shots you want!” 

Thursday's class was torture. I just heard “blah blah blah blah” except in French. All I could think about was meeting up with Alexa. There was definitely a spark between us and I was sure something good would happen. She would always life at my wry sense of humor and frankly my humor and my confidence are probably my best assets. When I'm well groomed and in college shape I'd say I'm a 7. 5’11 175lb, blue eyes and dirty blonde hair. I'm not all muscular but I have a good shape thanks to years of swimming and running.

I went home after class and showered and shaved. I lived in a small one bedroom efficiency so it was easy to clean and make look presentable for company. Most girls weren't bothered my the small size of my place. I worked full time and went to college at night and paid my own way. Once the place looked sharp I contemplated whether I should jack off before going out. It tends to calm my nerves and I thought if we did end up fucking it would allow me to last longer. I decided no. I wanted that wild energy. Whacking off can make me a little too chill, I wanted to be sharp. Besides, maybe if I held off we could fuck twice.

I made my way up to Clyde's around 11 and quickly realized it was college night, Thursdays, so it was pretty crowded. I flashed my ID and made my way toward the back where it was easier to get a beer. Tonight was a Miller night. I had to pace myself cause I did not want to get all sloppy drunk. 

About halfway through my beer I spotted Alexa moving from the gaming room in the back of the bar to the front. She was carrying one of those trays that hangs around your neck, and it was filled with some kind of shot glasses. She looked amazing. I'm so used to seeing her in casual wear I was shocked to see her like this. Her hair hung straight down her back, the end a sharp straight line between her shoulders. Her already striking eyes were made more striking with sm9kay eye shadow and dark curled lashes. And it didn't take much more than a lick of lip gloss to make her sensual lips even more inviting.

Alexa wore a skin tight black shirt that ended at her midriff. And skin tight black leggings that ended just short of a stray pair of four inch heels. I caught here eyes through the crowd and she smiled and made her way over to me.

“Hey, you made it!” she yelled over the raucous crowd, “Want a shot?”

“Sure what is it?” I replied. 

She smiled as she turned to show me the brand name on the back of her shirt. ANDI it said. “it's from Iceland and it fucking deadly!”

I grabbed a glass from her tray and she grabbed one to. “You have to say ‘a ta sante!’” I said. “What does that mean?”

“It means to your health, but if you don't say it you'll be cursed with seven years of bad luck, or bad sex depending on who you ask.”

“A ta sante!” we said in unison.

“I still have another hour to hand out these shots, so don't go anywhere.” 

“I wouldn't dream of it” I replied and gave her a smile. She replied with a smile that really shined with excitement, like she was really glad I was here. 

I was facing the bar watching the end of a baseball game when I felt Alexa come up behind me, a little to my left side, while pressing herself into me. I got a tingle as I felt her hand rest in by back. Her face was very close to mine. Her body language projected a comfortable familiarity, like we were already dating. I relaxed a little and thought there was some real chemistry here.

Alexa raised her hand in the air, getting the bartender’s attention. “Whatdya need hon?”

“Johnny Black, rocks!”

“MAKE THAT TWO!” I yelled above the crowd. I'm not sure if there is a single thing sexier than a woman that drinks whiskey. It tells you she's not a girly girl, she's not a sissy. I know from experience drinking whiskey takes practice. The first time I had it in a bar it took a lot not to make a crazy face as my throat burned.

We talked about school, and work, and stayed close, to each other and the bar as it was quite crowded and gave us the excuse to really mesh together. I rested my hand on her hip as we faced each other and my eyes just went from her lips to her eyes and back again and again. She left a sticky imprint of her perfectly shaped lips on the glass of her drink and I actually started to get a hard on.

One more round and we were loose as a goose. She pressed herself against me as a courtesy to those trying to reach the bar behind her and order a drink. I moved my hand down to cup her ass and pull her into me. My hard dick was pointing toward the ceiling and she felt it press into her thigh as I held her close.

“Oh my god! Is that you?” she asked, and I laughed. “Who else would it be?” I replied.

“I mean, did I do that to you?”

“Uh-huh” I smiled as I brought my glass to my lips and sipped out a piece of ice to suck on.

She reached down below the bar, found my dick with her hand and squeezed it tight, and I felt it pulse. I casually slipped my hand near her hip into the back of her leggings till I was holding her bare ass. No panties.

The fact that we were doing all of this in a crowded bar was exhilarating and I couldn't get enough. “Wow” she said as she pulled her hand away, “you're fucking hard as a rock! Are you on Viagra or something?” We both laughed as I extracted my hand from her pants and we turned to face the bar. 

Alexa turned to face me and leaned in to me and whispered “Take your cock out.” 

Check please! But seriously, I did exactly as I was told. This was getting to be a lot of fun. The sexual tension between us was electric. I casually reached down and pulled my dick through the opening in my jeans. I wasn't wearing any underwear so it was pretty easy. She reached her right hand down and wrapped her fingers around me. Her hands were so soft and she started rubbing her thumb in circles around the head of my penis. Oh jeezus, I thought. You don't do that! It's too sensitive for that! I kind of shivered as I tried taking sips of my drink.

“I've been into you since our first class” Alexa said as she continued the circles around the tip of my dick. “Same here” I replied. I could feel that her thumb was beginning to slide on something slippery. Precum was leaking from my dick like a slow tap. She abruptly stopped her ministrations and raised her hand and licked her thumb as though she had just eaten something delicious. I raised my eyebrows at her and she smiled mischievously.

Now she faced the bar and yelled down to the bartender. “Can we get four Miller lights?” 

“Why four” I asked.

“We're going to chug one and drink the other.”

“You can really drink like a pro.” I said and sounded kind of like a question.

“You have no idea” she replied. “Last weekend I went out with my friend Carrie to the bar she use to work at and we were still there after it closed. We sat and had drinks with the owner who really has a thing for Carrie”

“Sounds like fun.”

“Well when her old boss started getting to friendly we went back to her house and started making out.”

“You what?”

“We sometimes make out when we've been drinking. Carrie is really hot.”

“So we were making out in her room when I guess I blacked out. I don't remember anything after that.”

I was speechless. This girl led a very exciting life. And honestly I was jealous. She was wild. As she continued her story I moved my right hand under the bar and to her flat stomach, just above the waistline of her black stretchy pants.

“The next day, I woke up on my sofa completely naked. I was sooo confused.”

“What did you do?” I said incredulously and slid my hand under her waistband and over what was a completely shaven pussy. I wiggled my middle finger between her wet lips as she continued.

“I called Carrie and I was like ‘Did you drive me home last night?’ and she was like ‘What the fuck Alexa, where the fuck are you? Your clothes are still sitting here on my floor.” 

“So I looked outside the window of my apartment and saw my car sitting there all crooked in the parking lot and realized I must have driven home completely naked, and I don't remember any of it.”

This girl was a pistol. No apologies. I fucking love it. “Why don't we go back to my place? It's just a couple miles from here.” I said as I pulled my moistened hand from her and glanced down to see my finger with a swipe of white cream on it. In my experience this cream can be somewhat bitter so I wiped it on my jeans. 

We settled our tab and pushed through the crowd to the rear exit of the bar. “Can I meet you outside?” she asked. “I really have to pee first.”

“I wait for you right out here” I replied. A minute later she came out the door. “That was really fast” I queried. “That cuz I didn't go” she said fitfully “there was a really long line.”

“Well I live really close…” I started, and saw she was kind of bending at the waist and squeezing her legs together. “Keep a lookout” she said as she handed me her purse and hopped behind the large green dumpster at the back of the building.

I had a good view as she wiggled her black stretch pants to her knees, dropped low to the ground and let loose a torrent. I've seen plenty of girls pop a squat in parking lots but watching her I realized when a tall girl squats to piss she can actually aim it out in front of her shoes, quite a bit in fact. I had a perfect view of her smooth pussy in the yellow glow of the parking lot lights. She shook a few times and drops fell to the ground before she stood up and hoisted her stretch pants back up.

We made it to my place in minutes, a second floor walk up with a private entrance, and now I had to take a piss. I unlocked the door and let her in first. As she climbed the rather steep stairs to my apartment, her ass wiggling right in front of my face, I reached out with both hands and in one quick motion pulled her pants down below her knees. She fell forward onto her hands on the carpeted stairs, still standing but bent invitingly at the waist. I grabbed both of her smooth creamy butt cheeks and spread them wide till I could see her asshole, a dark star about the size of a silver dollar. Alexa moaned and I dove right in there with my tongue forming the stiffest shape I could make as I stabbed it into her hole. 

She tasted sweet and I bet you she diet soda person or took Splenda with her coffee. Those chemicals pass right through the body completely undigested.

I scooted my hands down a bit and lifted my head to get a good look as I reached in and pulled her pussy wide exposing two perfect small pink lips hiding inside like little wings above her tiny clit. I stuck my tongue as deep into her as I could then back out flick her clit a little. My nose rested furtively on her asshole and I took a slow whiff. She smelled clean. Not like ass, not like pussy, not like soap. Just clean. Suits me.

“Fuck me!” she said and I didn't think twice, not even about a condom. She knows what she wants. I trust her.

I scooted up a few steps and she bent a little at the knees as I lowered my jeans. My dick was sticking straight out like a flag pole, and all I had to do was line it up with her spread open pussy. I pushed in and let go of her pussy to grab her by the hips. Her pussy slammed shut on my dick and I felt as if there were truly very limited space between her hips. I can't remember having a pussy this tight.

I pulled her back and pivoted my hips so inside her pussy my dick kind of pointed up toward her back. My dick thronged as I reached the absolute depths of her vagina.

“Oh my god that's deep” she moaned. My dick was about 7 inches, not really thick, but I always got compliments on it. You could call it handsome.

Alexa’s breathing was short and staccato as I continued thrusting with a more conventional stroke, my legs on either side of hers and my hips rhythmically slapping her ass and thighs.

I wasn't going to cum any time soon. My dick was still convinced I was going to take a piss. “Let's go upstairs” I said “I really have to take a piss.” We shambled up the stairs with our pants half down and as we reached the top Alexa turned around and started kissing me, hungrily. I shuffled off my pants and held hers down with one foot as she pulled her legs out of them. We were now both completely naked from the waist down.

I grabbed her ass with both hands and lifted her up and onto my cock. I was no He-Man so I walked with her on my dick to the bathroom just down the hall and kicked the door open with my foot. I dropped her down onto the sink and started thrusting again as she leaned back against the mirror. Alexa looked me straight in the eye and chewed her bottom lip as she braced with each push.

After a minute I pulled out and dropped to my knees so I could get a really good look at her pussy. It's lips rested slightly open and it was slick with her own lubricants. I leaned in to her and slurped her like a ripe peach. You could hear the juices as I drew each breath and dove back in. I am and was then very good at eating pussy. I credit my early affinity for the dirty stories in the old porno magazines of my youth and my absolute commitment to subdue a woman to her passions by my mouth alone.

Alexa sounded like she was crying as she slammed a hand down into the sink, accidentally turning on the tap. The sound of the water was starting to create some pressure on my bladder, but I wanted her to cum first, and it was going to happen very soon. I focused all of my attention on her clit, flicking my tongues side to side as fast as it would go. 

She cried, “oh my god oh my god oh my god I’m gonna cum” and in just a few seconds her legs began shaking and she groaned hard. Piss shot straight out of her into my mouth and I gladly swallowed it. I pulled back my face and she convulsed again, showering me with urine. I was smiling with pride as she quivered to a stop, dribbling piss as her chest heaved And she caught her breathe. 

“Phewww….” she sighed as she sat up and let her legs hang over the counter.. “That's never happened to me before.” 

“That was amazing” I replied.

“I can't believe I pissed all over your face. You're soaked!”

I just smiled as I stood and reached for the towel hanging on the door. “I think it was sexy as hell, but now I reaallly have to go” I said as I dried my face and hair. “Oh my god” she said, “I forgot you had to go. You must be bursting!”

My dick was about half-mast and I could begin to feel the inner workings change lanes so I could pee. Alexa cracked a wicked smile as she lifted her feet back onto the edge of the counter and leaned back changing the angle of her pussy so it directly faced my cock. My semi hard cock slowly slipped into her as she held my hips and pulled me into her. We kissed gently, tugging on each others' lips, all without moving our center. I began to relax and my dick softened further but didn't slip out. I slowly started peeing inside her. I didn't push, I simply relaxed as my bladder slowly drained through my urethra into the sensuous warmth of her vagina.

A small moan from her told me she could feel what was happening as her insides slowly filled with hot piss. I groaned with relief and savored this moment of release. Her pussy kept filling and filling and soon I could feel the hot piss surrounding my dick, so much so that I could no longer feel the walls of her vagina. I stood up and straightened my back as I firmly pushed my cock deeper into her, sealing the hole as the pressure continued increasing.

I started feeling the hot liquid leaking around my balls and above my dick into my pubic hair. She was clearly at capacity and her moans confirmed that. I pulled out slightly and felt a short burst of piss hit my pubic bone as we broke the seal. I quickly thrust back in and piss splashed up onto us as Alexa chirped, the sharp pressure momentarily stretching her uterus.

We were still moving slowly, deliberately when Alexa said “I have never felt anything like this. I feel so full. And I love it.” 

“My dick feels like it's swimming inside you” I said as I smiled and started thrusting into her more quickly. Piss was splashing everywhere and she cheered with pleasure and amusement. We were having a grand fucking time.

I decided that right now would be a perfect time to cum. I kept up my pace and approached my orgasm. “I'm going to come” I alerted her and really put my back into it.

“Come Inside me” she pleaded and a moment later I did just that. It was the strangest feeling coming into the vacuous depths of her piss filled vagina. I imagined my semen bursting into her with the swirling freedom of a solar flare. I clenched once...twice....one last time as I squeezed every last drop of my seed inside of her. I relaxed completely and slowly my penis shrunk into a much smaller flaccid piece of me. I leaned back and let it slip from her. Finally able to release the pressure of her extended vaginal cavity, Alexa sighed in relief over the indecent sound of my piss and cum splashing onto the tiled floor all at once.

“That was epic” I said, and “careful!” as she hopped down off the counter, her feet landing in piss. “You wanna get a shower?” I asked. We took off the rest of our clothes and stepped into the warming water. My shower wasn't very big, but fortunately there weren't really any cold spots to stand in. Alexa grabbed my bar of soap off the shelf and started right at her crotch lathering up her pussy and sliding a hand down the crack of her ass. She handed me the soap and I did the same as she rinsed off. “Do you have to be anywhere tomorrow morning?” I asked. 

“No I don't have to be at work again till tomorrow night.” Alexa answered and grabbed the conditioner.

“Then you should stay over tonight. I can take you to your car in the morning.” Alexa replied by leaning in to kiss me and grabbing my cock with a cool handful of conditioner.

Nice story man! It was such a thrill to read! 

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Supper hot! Hope the story continues maybe she gets a change to take a sneaky pee in an empty classroom before they fuck again letting her creampie drip out there too 😜

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