Outside wee at work

[No Toilet 509]

Due to the fact that there are NO TOILETS in my apartment, I have never learnt how to use a lavatory, therefore I am uncomfortable with using the men's room in public if I need to relieve myself.

I overcome this difficulty at work by going outside and sneaking a piss somewhere in the yard when I get desperate for a wee. The rear fire exit passage round the back of the building is often used by me as a urinal- as per this example.

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