Short-Form Porn.

[wetwulf 3,324]

I love having the hotel gym to myself. It means I don't have to run to the bathroom for a pee break. I can just walk over to this corner here like this, pull my shorts and panties to the side, and... ahhhh, yes. Ooh, I love how the puddle just soaks into the material of this dark rug. No one will even know.

[hentaixt 1,581]

Hu-uh Hah Hu AH uh... why did I UNf I decidtostart jog ging?

All this extra water for "hydration" and the bouncing's making me need a pee break.

I'll just stop here by the trail to catch my breath and relieve myself.

OH NO! Is that someone coming this way? They are going to see me and I know I can't stop!
Quick pull up my panties and pants. I'm flooding them and THEY WENT THE OTHER WAY!?!

SIGH Well, I guess you can't spell "Sweat Pants" without "Wet Pants"... I think next time I may just not stop and jog while I go.

 

Edited April 11, 2021 by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,581]

"WOAH THERE!"

"Look I know all you guys have to piss, but I am just one girl...."
"I mean... I can take several of you at once, sure."

"...but uh, not three dicks filling my ass at the same time!"
"i'll just overflow on your feet, HAHA!"

Edited April 12, 2021 by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,581]

Love my new phone.

This thing is totally waterproof.

Now I can squat over it, pee directly on it, and get a great video.

Actually this one I filmed is too good, now which account to post to, Twitter, PornHub, PeeFans.... hmm?

[wetwulf 3,324]

"We have the cinema all to ourselves! You know what that means. We can watch the movie in peace."

"Okay." *sighs*

"What are you doing? Are you pissing? You're getting your skirt and the seat soaked!"

"I thought you said, 'We can watch the movie and pee!'"

"No, I said, 'in peace!' But since you've already done it... I guess I should, too. Ahhhhh."

[hentaixt 1,581]

You show up at a bathroom.

When you enter there's a wall with phones.

There appears to be only a locked door and the entry-way.

Signs say, "Please lift receiver and wait for the next available toilet."

Several people appear to be in various states of distress while waiting, "On Hold"

There's 1 women flooding herself as doubles over clearly having reached her limit before connecting with an operator to be given the door code to the stalls on the other side.

The locked door opens and a single person approaches the sink to wash and leave... still no 1 else with a phone's told to proceed.

You lift the speaker to your ear, the only sound's rushing water with a voice speaking over it, "The code will be given to the next person in line, please wait patiently for your turn in the stall. You're time is important to us. Remain on the line to get your personalized code."

[hentaixt 1,581]

Going to try for a 3-4-1 here...

"Ma'am you are literally peeing in front of a sign, 'It is forbidden to urinate here.'"

"Oh, I thought that just meant on the sign itself. Though, now that I think about it, that is mounted rather high on this wall. I'd like to meet the person that can pee on it!"
"Funny you'd say that....." [As the officer begins to unbuckle her pants.]

Edited April 19, 2021 by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,581]

"I know you are keeping me handcuffed until the paperwork is done, but I really need to pee again Ms. Officer."

"Fine, stand up. I will remove your panties and you can pee in my mouth while I drink it."

"Oh wow, that feels much better. I really had to go after all this detainment."

[hentaixt 1,581]

"Alright, everything's been recorded. I'm going to offer you a bargain, it would be best if you accepted."

"It sounds like it'll be within my best interest."
"I'm going to leave you in this holding cell overnight. We are going to have some fun, in the morning I'll let you out and your paperwork will somehow get lost in the 'to be shredded' pile."

"That actually sounds like a fair trade."
"Good. Let's start with this, I'm going to drench you and everything you're wearing in piss." She proceeds to do just as described, spraying the young lady in a deluge, soaking through her shirt, spent effluence dripping from her hair, and pooling in her lap. "Okay, I take my lunch break at 12:45 AM, I will be back after I get 'BIG Lou' from the evidence locker. I hope you like having a strap-on the size of a 2 litre shoved in your ass."

"Oooo.... I'm getting wet already. I would appreciate if you could bring me some water too, I'm a little thirsty, if you know what I mean."

Edited April 19, 2021 by hentaixt

[Pee_Jeans 21]

"Clara, I need to go take a piss, where are they in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, I forgot to tell you, we don't have a toilet at home, so we just piss on the floor."
"Uh, I'm not sure I can do her ..."
"If Alex, you can, there is nothing more normal, look"
Clara undoes her jeans and brings them down to her knees, Alex notices Clara is not wearing panties under her jeans. Clara starts to pee in the most normal way, right next to her bed, on the carpet
"Okay, my turn" said Alex
He in turn undoes his jeans and takes out his penis, he then begins to urinate right there, on the carpet in Clara's bedroom.

(Sorry for my writing, I'm French)

[CON2H4 650]

6 hours ago, Pee_Jeans said:

"Clara, I need to go take a piss, where are they in the bathroom?"
"Yeah, I forgot to tell you, we don't have a toilet at home, so we just piss on the floor."
"Uh, I'm not sure I can do her ..."
"If Alex, you can, there is nothing more normal, look"
Clara undoes her jeans and brings them down to her knees, Alex notices Clara is not wearing panties under her jeans. Clara starts to pee in the most normal way, right next to her bed, on the carpet
"Okay, my turn" said Alex
He in turn undoes his jeans and takes out his penis, he then begins to urinate right there, on the carpet in Clara's bedroom.

(Sorry for my writing, I'm French)

:et me try tidying it up

"Clara, I need to go take a piss, where is the bathroom?"
"Yeah, I forgot to tell you, we don't have a toilet at home, so we just piss on the floor."
"Uh, I'm not sure I can do it ..."
"Yes Alex, you can, there is nothing more normal, look"
Clara undoes her jeans and brings them down to her knees, Alex notices Clara is not wearing panties under her jeans. Clara starts to pee in the most normal way, right next to her bed, on the carpet
"Okay, my turn" said Alex
He in turn undoes his jeans and takes out his penis, he then begins to urinate right there, on the carpet in Clara's bedroom.

 

Generally he or she refer to actual people, maybe animals. Objects are always it (except occasionally boats which can be she).

[Pee_Jeans 21]

On 4/19/2021 at 6:48 PM, CON2H4 said:

:et me try tidying it up

"Clara, I need to go take a piss, where is the bathroom?"
"Yeah, I forgot to tell you, we don't have a toilet at home, so we just piss on the floor."
"Uh, I'm not sure I can do it ..."
"Yes Alex, you can, there is nothing more normal, look"
Clara undoes her jeans and brings them down to her knees, Alex notices Clara is not wearing panties under her jeans. Clara starts to pee in the most normal way, right next to her bed, on the carpet
"Okay, my turn" said Alex
He in turn undoes his jeans and takes out his penis, he then begins to urinate right there, on the carpet in Clara's bedroom.

 

Generally he or she refer to actual people, maybe animals. Objects are always it (except occasionally boats which can be she).

Thanks for the help 🙂

[CON2H4 650]

Si j'écris en français je ne pourrais pas si bien écrire.

[Pee_Jeans 21]

En tout cas cette phrase est bien écrite !

[gldenwetgoose 21,495]

Friendly reminder....  in English only please!

[CON2H4 650]

Sorry I was just saying I couldn't write as well in French

[hentaixt 1,581]

Oh thank GOODNESS!

I am glad I finally found a floor drain, I am absolutely bursting.

I just need to get my panties down and......... ahhh.

There seems to be a crowd forming, can't a girl get some privacy?

What is that person shouting?? Who cares if this is the produce section???

[hentaixt 1,581]

"Hey, Where'd Sharon go?"
"She said she was going next door to pee."
"Huh, that's weird... There's no bathrooms in that building either."
"Maybe she just wanted some privacy?"
"We better go check on her, just in case."
.............
"Well looks like she figured out there were no toilets."
"Wow, she really needed to go."
"You know what, since we're already taking a break, I'm going to use the facilities."

"Uh, you do know that is someone's mailbox right?"
"Does it look like it matters to me? If my slit fits, I piss!"

[hentaixt 1,581]

"Excuse me teacher?"

"Yes, you in the second row?"

"I need to go, ma'am."

"Oh good! We can final get the demonstration started. Come up here to the front ladies. I will teach the proper way to drink pee like a lesbian. Before the end of the week you will be doing it just as well!"

Edited May 2, 2021 by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,581]

I was lying out poolside when I had the sudden urge to pee so badly.

I tried to ignore it for as long as I could...

Finally I couldn't take it anymore.
So I grabbed a towel, took off my bikini bottoms, walked into the lobby of the hotel, sat down in a chair, and took my relief.

I got so relaxed I actually slid my butt forward in the chair and ended with a long arc onto the carpet.

I guess it was great I was out there at 10:30PM!

Edited May 12, 2021 by hentaixt

[hentaixt 1,581]

I went and got my bottoms and tucked them in the towel.

On the way back through I say the bar was still open, so I sat down and charged a few drinks to my room.

It was just enough to fill me up and loosen me up too.

I walked to the elevator and rode it up to the floor above mine.

Down the hall I trotted, then round a corner.

Leaned into the door of room 969, dropped my towel and shot a standing stream onto the wall opposite of me!

I took off my bikini top and wrapped the towel around my chest this time... the key being it was too short to cover all of me.

I got back on the elevator going down, and it picked up some proper dressed business women, she was almost naked too before we got in my room.

[hentaixt 1,581]

She got in the shower and I got under her golden shower.

After that we scissored for hours.

I carefully pried the lid off the gin in the mini-fridge, we shared that and then she refilled it with what she recycled.

I on the other-hand, sat at the end of the bed and shot into the mini-freezer.

We crawled into bed and I fell fast asleep between her massive tits.

In the morning we shared a final pee in a drawer, I licked her clean, and went our separate ways.

[PaperGold 68]

- So, I found pee stains on my door. Care to explain yourself?
- Y-yeah... sorry, you were sleeping, I didn't want to wake you up...
- How many times do I have to tell you?! If you need to use the toilet, come in and use the toilet! I'm most comfortable when sleeping under a warm, wet blanket anyway.
... Plus, even if it does wake me up, I'll just clean you up and go back to sleep, so really you shouldn't hold back!

[PaperGold 68]

- So, when is the last time you wet yourself?
- About... three weeks ago I think.
- Alright. And you've been having these "adult potty training" problems since...?
- Five to six months ago, around the time I landed my first job. I think it's the stress.
- Thank you. Well, I'd advise you to ask your friends and relatives to use your pants whenever they need to relieve themselves, and maybe that should rid you of this bothersome self-restraint. If it doesn't, I'll prescribe you some diuretic so you can happily wet yourself again.
- Thank you, doctor!

[hentaixt 1,581]

Why do I keep going on these dungeon hunts?
I never find any good loot.

My level's not high enough to kill anything...

See look, ANOTHER empty chest.

Fine if there is no gold coins for me, someone is going to find Liquid Gold next time!