How can I get my aunt to let me pee on carpet

[sman 69]

 l live with my aunt and I haven't asked if I can pee on the carpet. Does anyone know a good way to ask this so that she will say yes

[pisslover94 227]

if she drinks, you could try getting her a little drunk and then ask her if you could piss on her carpet 

[sman 69]

3 minutes ago, pisslover94 said:

if she drinks, you could try getting her a little drunk and then ask her if you could piss on her carpet 

sadly she doesn't drink

[pop-a-squat 12,274]

I highly suggest being intoxicated and “accidentally” peeing somewhere on the carpet and seeing how she reacts. 

[pisslover94 227]

or you could do what @pop-a-squat said and just get drunk and go for it. she might be okay with it 😉

[sman 69]

1 minute ago, pop-a-squat said:

I highly suggest being intoxicated and “accidentally” peeing somewhere on the carpet and seeing how she reacts. 

i thinking of asking if i can pee on my bedroom carpet

[pisslover94 227]

yea, since its your room you should be able to do what you want in there right? 

[sman 69]

8 minutes ago, pisslover94 said:

yea, since its your room you should be able to do what you want in there right? 

getting permission would be a BIG turn one

[pisslover94 227]

yea it would be for me too if my aunt knew i was pissing in my bedroom at her house 🤤 who knows she might give you the okay to use the whole house or even the jackpot, her bedroom 😍

[oliver2 3,896]

2 hours ago, sman said:

 l live with my aunt and I haven't asked if I can pee on the carpet. Does anyone know a good way to ask this so that she will say yes

Maybe you should somehow see what her opinion is of peeing somewhere where cleanup is no issue, like outdoors or in the bath/shower (how to drop this into conversation?). Her reaction to peeing on carpet may be “wtf? absolutely not”, however she is asked, but I just don’t know - pee opinions vary a lot

[gldenwetgoose 20,212]

I really don't want to come across as negative here...  and will try my best not to.

Here in our community we all love pee - in one way or another - and we wouldn't be here if not.  Some like watching desperation, others being desperate or peeing in naughty / public places.  Some like peeing on themselves, others like peeing on others or on objects - like your Aunt's carpet in this case.  We're all generally very accepting of each other's choices even if they're not our first choice, because that's who we are.

Outside of our world I guess it's easy to forget that the vast majority of people may not accept our kink, especially if it impacts upon them.  As an example - think about something you wouldn't consider acceptable behaviour....   There must be something you'd never consider acceptable, especially if you feared it would cause damage or long term impact. And we're probably not just talking about a one-off. If someone wanted to do it, they'd probably be talking about continuing to do it.

Now back to your Aunt...  There's only you knows her.  Setting aside the actual question of unleashing your bodily waste on her carpet, what is her attitude to pee in general?  Is it a totally taboo subject she considers dirty like so many?  If you were out walking in the country and had to pee, would she suggest going behind a tree, would she do so herself?  What would her opinion be of peeing other than in a bathroom?  Does she have a broad mind as far as sexual persuasions go - is vanilla sex something she'd openly talk about, how about kinks and fetishes?

That's all a starting point - if she's cool with pee and doesn't consider it dirty and germ ridden that's a start, then your next hurdle is her considering that by doing so you may cause damage to her property (I'm not judging, just putting a different perspective on it).

I'm sort of with the other people in terms of 'testing the waters' but I don't think having a drunken accident is going to give a valid answer. Reason being that being blind drunk the choice to pee is out of your hands - either she'd accept the drunkenness causing the wet carpet or she'd be mad at you for being so drunk you wet the carpet. Either way it doesn't answer the question about YOU choosing to pee on the carpet.

Instead, depending on her views I wonder about discussing a hypothetical situation with her - not actually carrying anything out, but discussing the 'what if'.   Perhaps discussing that you were absolutely bursting when you got home and very nearly left a puddle on her carpet just outside the bathroom, and how you imagine she'd be furious if you had...   Is there more than one bathroom in the house?  If not, perhaps telling her you were bursting when she was in the bathroom and nearly resorted to choosing between carpet / kitchen sink.   Or if she's quite accepting of adult matters, perhaps letting her catch you watching some pee porn and gauging her opinion of it?

Maybe not the answers you were hoping for...  

[Starks2010 2,115]

You need permission? Drink lots of water and go for it. It’ll dry up. 

[Paulypeeps 4,973]

This is going to be a hard one, but I think that the best way to get permission to pee on the carpet is to make peeing on the carpet the least-worst option.

My suggestion would be to start wetting your bed. When it is discovered explain to your aunt that you tried to get up but did not think you would make it to the toilet without peeing on the carpet. The most likely response will be "Don't worry about the carpet, it is easier to clean than the bed."

You might even enjoy wetting your bed too!

[Alfresco 10,989]

A very simple scenario, but so many different ways of looking at it and so many possible different approaches to asking the question with so many possible reactions.

Personally I think @gldenwetgoose has a very sensible set of considerations here.   I would agree that the first thing is to know about her attitude generally.   If you don't know about her attitude, then go for a walk with her - say it is freezing outside and the cold has made you realise you should have gone to pee first.  Ask if she would mind if you watered a tree and gauge her reaction to that.  If she is against that then there is not a chance that she will say yes to you peeing in the house on the carpet, but if she is matter of fact about it or laughs it off then you've got a chance.

Then say you heard someone at work, or wherever, got caught short when their girlfriend was hogging the bathroom and he ended up peeing on the carpet in the closet.   Say that at first you were surprised, but actually it sounds quite fun.   See what she says to that and if she is shocked and reacts negatively then you know not to pursue it further.   If she is OK about it then you could ask her whether she ever had to pee anywhere unusual out of desperation and that might give you a lot of a clue what she finds as an acceptable level.     If you are still feeling positive at this point, you could say that you are very tempted to try and ask whether there was anywhere in the house that she would let you try it?

Now for the practical bit I know that @pop-a-squat is the master of peeing all round the house and maybe she could give some comment about what the longer term impact is - do the puddles dry fully, is there any residual smell.  Definitely drink loads of water before so that your pee is dilute.   A one off probably isn't going to cause any difficulty, but repeatedly peeing in the same place I can see could lead to smells and possibly even continued wetness leading to mould.   Also of consideration - what are the floors made of?  Do you have floorboards under your carpet in the bedroom and are they above the ceiling of a room below?   If you flood it too much you could end up with pee saturating the ceiling below and possibly dripping through.   

I would absolutely love to be able to pee freely around my house, but I have too many concerns and I know that my wife wouldn't like the idea, so I limit myself to peeing on hard floors such as the tiled kitchen.  I sometimes put towels down and pee on those because it is a similar thing to carpet, but boy would I love to just be able to pee at my desk onto the carpet or just turn to the side and pee on the carpet in the hallway.   I compromise and sometimes pee in my bin in the office or on piles of clothes, but I've only ever let a small amount out directly onto the carpet.

I have peed on hotel carpets - but they have concrete floors so no fear of damaging the ceiling below.   Also it is a one off, so not repeating in the same area..

[Gotah 2,208]

I see lot's of sophisticated answers on this thread that certainly need to be taken in consideration.

What I could recommend you to do, if you really want to pee on your aunts carpet, is to do it secretly, when she's not around. I used to do the same occasionally back in the day when I was home alone. Works like a charm and it's fun ... and the carpet soaks everything up nicely.

Unless you want to pee with your aunt knowing about it, in that case all I can say is to ask nice and politetly and then hope for the best.

[pop-a-squat 12,274]

Highly recommend buying pet pee stain remover. It works like a charm for the odor and mess. You just spray it, let it dry and vacuum it.

[MyPee 533]

Why not get a big rug for your room, some thick plastic or something to put under it, and then use that. There’d be no damage to her property so you can use it as much as you like and wouldn’t really need her permission because it’s your property.

 

[sman 69]

thanks for all advice i drank a a lot of water and peed on the carpet for the first time I'm so happy

[pisslover94 227]

8 hours ago, sman said:

thanks for all advice i drank a a lot of water and peed on the carpet for the first time I'm so happy

nice! where did you end up going at?

[pisslover94 227]

Just now, pisslover94 said:

nice! where did you end up going at?

did you ever ask your aunt about it or did you just say forget it and pissed on her carpet anyway!?

[sman 69]

29 minutes ago, pisslover94 said:

did you ever ask your aunt about it or did you just say forget it and pissed on her carpet anyway!?

i  didn't ask, i let a lot more out after 

[pguy2981 930]

16 minutes ago, sman said:

i  didn't ask, i let a lot more out after 

Lol it looks like either a hand or some kind of exotic flower.

[GenericUsername 1,032]

Good luck with future carpet peeing, hope you enjoy it and are careful.

[hibillymayshear 429]

11 hours ago, sman said:

thanks for all advice i drank a a lot of water and peed on the carpet for the first time I'm so happy

Nice! wish I was there to join you. I really want to piss on a carpet while being watched by guys and girls.

[pisslover94 227]

2 hours ago, sman said:

i  didn't ask, i let a lot more out after 

nice! do you plan on telling her or just gonna keep it a secret? 😉

 

23 minutes ago, hibillymayshear said:

Nice! wish I was there to join you. I really want to piss on a carpet while being watched by guys and girls.

that sounds like such a thrill!