What to say when someone catches you peeing somewhere you’re not supposed to?

[pop-a-squat 12,274]

What would you say if you got caught peeing somewhere outside?

How about if you were peeing somewhere indoors like a hotel hallway, corner of a pub or movie theater floor? What would you say?

For me, if I got caught outside I would just say I don’t like using public restrooms because of the virus and am being cautious. I typically pee in parking lots outside of stores for this reason. One older woman made a comment to me about it and I explained myself and she said this made sense to her. 
 

If I was peeing in a hotel or pub or movie theater I would play it off that I was super intoxicated and say I couldn’t make it to the restroom and that I was terribly sorry. One time this happened in a pub, I was peeing under the table and a man walked by and mustve heard my stream because then he looked down and made a comment. I told him the lines to the bathroom were too long and that it was too cold to go outside. He said he understood and he didn’t seem to tell anyone what he saw.

[Bacardi 9,034]

If it were outside I'd probably just say "sorry, couldn't hold it." I feel like people would be more lenient about it. I've never peed anywhere inside but if I got caught I'd probably not say anything lol. Just get up and run away, and hope they don't start filming me or something. I'd be way, way too embarrassed! 

[Bigpee0589 40]

Outside I would say sorry couldn’t hold it. But to be fair I think guys get away with a bit more which in my eyes is terrible.

inside not sure really 

[MarleyMarley 143]

I’m so sorry I couldn’t hold it I really had to pee so bad

[Bigpee0589 40]

2 hours ago, MarleyMarley said:

I’m so sorry I couldn’t hold it I really had to pee so bad

Best way to answer.. and to be fair if you can’t hold it you have to go

[Tman27 536]

On 2/3/2021 at 8:04 AM, MarleyMarley said:

I’m so sorry I couldn’t hold it I really had to pee so bad

That’s such a turn on you would actually admin how bad you had to go and say sorry be a bulge in my pants as I watched you finish  at least 

[Alfresco 10,989]

Outdoors I would usually just apologise and if they pushed it, I'd say I was desperate and I couldn't find a toilet.   However, it would depend a bit on where it was.  In a park behind bushes or out in the country is a bit different to in a publicly visible area in town.   You'd have to a have a pretty good reason to pee in a publicly visible place in town - i.e. I've peed in places where I could definitely have found somewhere a bit more secluded if I had tried.

Peeing indoors is a sticky one - there are not a lot of sensible reasons for not using a toilet or going outside to avoid wetting a carpet or flooding a floor.  I think the most likely I would use is that I was absolutely desperate and I thought it was better than exposing myself in public as I expected the indoor area to be deserted.  I think that would probably work in a carpark stairwell or similar, but you'd be hard pushed to validate a reason for peeing on a carpet in a hotel hallway rather than going down to the lobby and using the toilets.  

[naughty_rosie 569]

I love to pee on plants or flowers so I would say "I'm just watering the plant." haha

[MasterDarcy 430]

Joke answers:

"The world Is my urinal"

"It's helps the Earth to spread nitrogen"

"The older kids made me do it"

"God came to me in a dream and told me to pee in this exact spot"

"Each time you pee in a public place an angel gets their wings"

"This isn't an open bathroom?"

"I'm blind. I took a left when I should've taken a right"

"I'm marking my territory"

"I hear that Bears are attracted to human pee. I've been employed by the local government to either prove or disprove the claim"

Real answer:

I wouldn't actually say anything. Im not going to apologise for my kink. 

Edited April 5, 2022 by MasterDarcy

[gldenwetgoose 20,212]

"And I Would Have Gotten Away With It Too, If It Weren't For You Meddling Kids..."

A quote of course, and if there were really kids then of course there wouldn't be anything to have caught - but you know what I mean.  After Mr Darcy's jokey answers, I couldn't resist. (The unpublished episode - Scooby Doo and the mystery of the nocturnal puddles).

In reality, I'm in the 'Sorry, I really couldn't wait' group - if an answer were needed at all.

 

[Peewee123 1,111]

I’d just say sorry I was desperate but reality is I don’t think I’d get caught. I wouldn’t pee in a hotel jr anywhere public inside and outside I’d be very secluded and I’d stop if I heard anyone even slightly near. Lol 

[MasterDarcy 430]

11 hours ago, gldenwetgoose said:

"And I Would Have Gotten Away With It Too, If It Weren't For You Meddling Kids..."

Damn.

I knew that I missed one! The classic "Scooby Doo Defense" 😉

 

[puddyls 23,244]

lol. "take a picture it'll last longer" if they're staring. j/k. 😂

usually my go to in every situation that i've been caught is something along the lines of of, "oh, i'm sorry". 🤭 often accompanied by hiding my face and sometimes hurriedly trying to finish and cover myself, or run off. i don't always offer an excuse, but when i do, it's almost always, "i couldn't wait." most people seem empathetic to that and let me be. but,  i've also used, "do you mind?" 😠 because, sometimes people don't take a hint. like i know sneaking naughty pees comes with the risk, but i still don't always expect nor enjoy someone gawking at me. 

 

 

 

[MasterDarcy 430]

10 minutes ago, puddyls said:

lol. "take a picture it'll last longer" if they're staring. j/k. 😂

usually my go to in every situation that i've been caught is something along the lines of of, "oh, i'm sorry". 🤭 often accompanied by hiding my face and sometimes hurriedly trying to finish and cover myself, or run off. i don't always offer an excuse, but when i do, it's almost always, "i couldn't wait." most people seem empathetic to that and let me be. but,  i've also used, "do you mind?" 😠 because, sometimes people don't take a hint. like i know sneaking naughty pees comes with the risk, but i still don't always expect nor enjoy someone gawking at me. 

 

 

 

Picture? The 90s called, they want their tech back. 😉 Upgrade the "picture" to a video. 🙂

lol. That's cute. A bashful public urinator. Who knew. 🙂

 

[Ms. Tito 2,028]

"I'm sorry, I just got caught short"

[likesToLick 9,732]

More than 20 years ago,  I was cycling to work at about 7:45 am.    I was on a bike path in a park that passed near the residential colleges of the University.    I rode around a bend in the path only to encounter a beautiful young woman with long blonde hair.  Her track pants were around her ankles and she was squatting and peeing on the grass next to the path.

IIRC, I didn't say anything, only smiled at her as I rode past without stopping,  but she said something like "Sorry, I just couldn't wait."  I deliberately didn't stop,  because I know women don't feel safe when approached by a male stranger in public,  but she definitely brightened my day.

[oliver2 3,896]

8 hours ago, Ms. Tito said:

"I'm sorry, I just got caught short"

(Theatrically looking away) quite long, if you ask me

[pguy2981 930]

Oh God I don't think I have an answer for this one. I think it's one thing for a regular guy from the USA to piss wherever; however, for a person of color to do this, I don't feel is seen the same way. That being said, I am super cautious when I do these things in public. Making sure no one's around, checking for security cameras, checking if nearby doors are locked and identifying exits.

Outdoors: Fuck! I'm so sorry but I couldn't hold this any longer. Please don't tell anyone, I just couldn't find the bathroom 

Indoors: *Run like hell while wearing a mask*. Not directly to my car but in an adjacent direction, circling back.

[Phyche 358]

I normally just say, "What? I needed to piss", whether I'm indoors or outdoors. If I'm in a tight space with people around, like an elevator for instance, I'll stand roughly 2-3 feet from a wall, pull my dick out giving a friendly warning saying something like "Taking a leak" or "Taking a piss" or just "pissing". If I'm in a wide open area I won't give any warning, I'll just pull my dick out and start nonchalantly pissing on the floor. 

[GenericUsername 1,032]

45 minutes ago, Phyche said:

If I'm in a wide open area I won't give any warning, I'll just pull my dick out and start nonchalantly pissing on the floor. 

I’d love to do this indoors while hanging out with someone from PeeFans. No warning, just peeing wherever whenever.

[Horse_water 526]

I really don't know what I'd say. I've told people I was going to piss and then peed in front of them but that's not the same as getting caught. I guess I should think up some responses but am I supposed to have a conversation mid stream?  "watch your step" would be pretty funny.

[TylerHasFun 747]

On 10/15/2023 at 10:21 AM, Horse_water said:

I really don't know what I'd say. I've told people I was going to piss and then peed in front of them but that's not the same as getting caught. I guess I should think up some responses but am I supposed to have a conversation mid stream?  "watch your step" would be pretty funny.

I actually say that to my friends if I'm peeing outside while we're out smoking, if I see the stream getting too close to em.  It's a pretty good one

[speedy3471 10,627]

I've been caught pissing outside by other people more than once. Usually they didn't say anything and move on. Once when I was pissing in a parking lot I got a "wow you really had to piss" lol