Dream house for peeing?!

[mickymoist 3,312]

I think the main thing I will go for if I get a new kitchen and bathroom is the tiles that curve up at the edges by the walls cove/skirting tiles?  At the moment I have carpet/old floorboards in the bathroom and tiles in the kitchen where any puddles can flow off under the units.

Edited August 25, 2021 by mickymoist

[hibillymayshear 429]

12 hours ago, Sweets said:

@HammerheadPilot you had some very interesting ideas for a pee where ever you want house.  Care to share again.  
 

my house right now has some pretty good places to pee as you have seen in my videos.   The house is mostly tile and 2 rooms have hard wood laminate.  Two bed rooms have carpet.  Which I have not peed on.  I would like to get rid of the carpet in our bedroom.  And trust me when that time comes. I would be doing some naughty pissing on that carpet before it ripped out.  

Dont forget to take some photos 🙂 I would love to see you piss on that carpet. Are you going to stand, squat or semi squat?

[Peevert 890]

Tile floors!! And couches with washable cushions. 

[Baconman647 17]

On 1/31/2021 at 4:47 AM, Kupar said:

Tiled and hard floors and walls are a good idea for me. In fact, something pretty much like a Mediterranean villa. While I know some people like the carpet peeing thing very much, for practical reasons a tiled room would make me feel more comfortable and encourage free peeing - knowing it would be quicker and easier to clean up. I also agree about the ventilation.

You could also install water fountains in everyroom to always keep you bladder full

[Sexismygod 1,762]

On 1/31/2021 at 6:19 AM, MidoriLemonade85 said:

A narrow winding staircase you could pee through or that maybe had channels on the handrails you could pee in so it would go downstairs in a stream. 

Great idea.  I'd expand on that and have a "piss art" installation that lets you piss into it from multiple points and has various pipes and pumps and channels so your pee can circulate randomly within the structure.  All made of clear plastic, of course, so you can watch the display.

I'd obviously include carpets, and carpeted stairs, since I enjoy peeing on carpet.  But a robotic carpet cleaner is a must have ... I pee, the robot does the clean-up while I sleep.

Last item ... channels around the rooms that connect to the guttering so you can pee on the walls and your pee drains naturally into the gutters.

 

[Kupar 12,312]

1 hour ago, Sexismygod said:

a "piss art" installation that lets you piss into it from multiple points and has various pipes and pumps and channels so your pee can circulate randomly within the structure.  All made of clear plastic, of course, so you can watch the display.

Brilliant idea! I'd love one of those 🙂 

[MaxWasTaken 514]

I always wanted a bathroom with a drain in the floor. So that you can splash liquids all around the room without having a hard time to clean up. Give me the same in the kitchen and im happy. 

[MidoriLemonade85 1,855]

On 11/17/2021 at 5:16 PM, Sexismygod said:

Great idea.  I'd expand on that and have a "piss art" installation that lets you piss into it from multiple points and has various pipes and pumps and channels so your pee can circulate randomly within the structure.  All made of clear plastic, of course, so you can watch the display.

I'd obviously include carpets, and carpeted stairs, since I enjoy peeing on carpet.  But a robotic carpet cleaner is a must have ... I pee, the robot does the clean-up while I sleep.

Last item ... channels around the rooms that connect to the guttering so you can pee on the walls and your pee drains naturally into the gutters.

 

You have obviously given a lot of thought to the engineering side of this! Maybe you could make a prototype to try out the theories! 

[Oldboxy 5]

On 1/30/2021 at 6:22 PM, pop-a-squat said:

If you could design a house just to pee in it, how would you design it? I would make sure I have a lot of carpet, because I love peeing on carpet. I’d also have drains in some of the floors for easy peeing. Stuff like that. 

 

On 1/30/2021 at 6:22 PM, pop-a-squat said:

If you could design a house just to pee in it, how would you design it? I would make sure I have a lot of carpet, because I love peeing on carpet. I’d also have drains in some of the floors for easy peeing. Stuff like that. 

If you could design a house just to pee in it,

What a wonderful and brilliant thread you have started Pop-a-Squat. I've read every entry and hope to contribute my own ideas very soon.

[Phyche 343]

I've actually put a lot of thought into how I would construct this house and have meticulously planned out every aspect of the design.

 

My dream house would be a simple design modified for my pissing habits.

Standard 2 story house with a finishedbasementand survival bunker underneath, 4 bedrooms each with an attached bathroom equipped with a shower, bathtub, sink, bidet, and of course a toilet. 

Each sink, including the kitchen sink, will have a kick activated step-stool, for anyone who chooses to piss in the sink but can not comfortably reach.

Each bedroom will be standard bedroom but will also include a designated wall I will deem the "piss wall", equipped with a wall to wall trough style urinal built into the floor sloping to one side where the drain will be. Along with a thin sheet of stainless steel to protect the wall from possible damages. Each bedroom will be carpeted for if someone would choose to stay in bed but pee off the edge.

The living room would have a carpeted floor. I would not add any piss walls because I would simply want to piss on the floor from my couch.

The basement would be a full man-cave, fully stocked bar, and a trough system built around the perimeter of the room. Along with an indoor pool for cold or bad weather days.

My front porch would be small and not serve much purpose, where as my back porch would a wooden deck surrounding a full sized in ground pool.