Best rules for backyard pools

[ChrisS 433]

Imagine your friend has a pool, as well as an outdoor shower (wood slats offer some privacy, but there is a gap below them, between the ground and the start of the fence), in their backyard. Your friend, as the host, posts a rule about where to pee. This poll is to see what rule would be the most widely accepted and how you would react.

[ChrisS 433]

Credit goes to @sara babe for the topic inspiration, due to her post:

  

On 10/15/2016 at 8:54 PM, sara babe said:

I have a friend who usually throws a girls weekend every year. She has a beautiful back yard with a pool and a nice patio.  Giirls weekend falls on the same weekend as the guys fishing weekend so all the guys head up to a cabin and us girls drink, tan and hang by the pool.  She has no problem with us pissing in the pool as the only bathrooms are inside and she has very nice wood floors with she doesn't want stained or damaged by pool water and wet people.  Therefore, during the day when we are out in the pool, it serves not only as a great place to hang out But it also serves as our main bathroom. I think she's good with it for several reasons. First off is she knows people are going to piss in thee pool regardless. Secondly, she admits to pissing in pools her self so she wouldn't want to be a hypocrite. Third, she knows it's better that having 20 drunk wet girls going in and out of the house. Forth, she knows that it's harmless and doesn't cause any problem to the pool or anyone's health. 

I think she has a really great attitude about the whole thing and all the girls really feel comfortable about it. No one has to feel like they have to lie about peeing in the water. Everyone knows that everyone is doing it and know one has to feel embarrassed about it.  She does ask that if we can, we go over to the spot where the intake is for thee filter so the water we are peeing in gets chlorinated right away. There is an exception to that rule, and that if that if someone is playing a game like flip cup or beer pong than they can piss where they are.  

I know a lot of the girls follow her rules and piss by the filter but I doubt they do all the time. I know I don't. I usually just go where I am. I will however head for the filter spot if I see another one of the girls heading there to pee. I love being in someone else's pee so I will go there and release my warmth as they release theirs. It is such a sexy time. 

 

[oliver2 3,889]

I think there’s no point in peeing by the filter intake - the filter won’t do anything to pee, the pee will just get recirculated. Much of urine is water anyway. Other chemicals in it will be broken down eventually by the chlorine.

I’d expect mixed opinions about the desirability of peeing in the water (easy, discreet), vs peeing somewhere else outdoors (may expose you, but keeps the water cleaner) 

[ChrisS 433]

15 hours ago, oliver2 said:

I think there’s no point in peeing by the filter intake - the filter won’t do anything to pee, the pee will just get recirculated. Much of urine is water anyway. Other chemicals in it will be broken down eventually by the chlorine.

Yeah, this mostly just applies to salt pools, where the chloramides created from peeing would then be immediately sucked into the salt cell and shocked back to free chlorine. At least that's my understanding of how salt cell pools work. Please let me know if I'm not understanding the chemistry correctly.

15 hours ago, oliver2 said:

I’d expect mixed opinions about the desirability of peeing in the water (easy, discreet), vs peeing somewhere else outdoors (may expose you, but keeps the water cleaner) 

For sure, hence the poll. I'm curious if we can figure out which side would win out, or if its really 50/50 how many folks prefer one or the other. Or even better, would be if someone actually has access to a pool and could run a social experiment for us!

[thisguy20 868]

Based on my own observations it seems that the vast majority of people (including those with no interest in pee) simple pee in whatever part of the pool they happen to be in.  That said, I have heard of people having stated "don't pee in the pool" rules...which no one really seems to follow...

[oliver2 3,889]

13 hours ago, ChrisS said:

For sure, hence the poll. I'm curious if we can figure out which side would win out, or if its really 50/50 how many folks prefer one or the other. Or even better, would be if someone actually has access to a pool and could run a social experiment for us!

They’ll need some underwater cameras...

[d19841 361]

A female friend of mine was house sitting for her boss this summer while her boss was away on vacation.  Her boss has a gorgeous house with a big pool and a cabana in the back yard.  The cabana has a bathroom built in so there's no need to go into the house which I thought was very smart. 

My friend invited me over for a swim one day when she was looking after this place. She has young 2 daughter's who had a couple friends over swimming too.  We basicly just laid by the pool and drank while the kids swam.  

At one point she mentioned that she needed to pee so I told her I could watch the kids while she used the washroom.  She said very casually said "nah, it's ok, I'll just jump in and check on the girls" . 

I watched from the side of the pool as she went down the stairs and into the shallow end which was just above her belly button.   She is a very good mother and always takes very good care of the kids. Once she was out in the middle of the shallow end she placed her hands on her hips and then she called her daughters.

"Girls?  Are you getting tired? Please make sure your taking breaks, ok and make sure your putting on sun screen when out of the pool.  Are you guys going to want some lunch soon?". 

All the while she was checking up on the girls and appearing to be such a perfect and caring mother, I knew what she was really doing, and it was so hot to watch. To anyone that didn't know, it would have looked like the sweetest and most caring mother looking after her daughters and their friends but I knew different.  I knew that as she stood there checking on them and caring for them that secretly her pussy was gushing her hot piss into the pool water that they were there to enjoy. We had sipped few drinks on top of a coffee when we first arrived so I knew this was no small piss either. I couldn't help but imagine her pussy lips behind the thin covering of her bikini bottoms splitting slightly as her piss pass through them on its way to mix with the pool water.  Perhaps there even was a faint yellow cloud between her legs. I'm sure the sensation of her bikini bottoms warming was feeling great for her.

After a minute or so she turned and returned to the chairs we were sitting in.  All she said to me when she got back was "sounds like the girls want lunch soon soon. Would you like to bbq and I'll make a salad?" 

It was one of the most casual, sneaky and sexy pool pee that I have ever wittnessed

 

 

 

[Eliminature 5,106]

My personal preference would be in he grass. I like to go on greenery. If people are intrigued or turned on by the idea of seeing a woman (vulva owner), pee like a man (penis toter), then I have no objection to them watching whilst I perform! 

I don't mind peeing in the pool, indeed I like it. I do prefer making a stream though. 

I think our resident expert on pool peeing is @Maggie_555. I'd be very interested in her opinion here. ☺

[yellowii 238]

6 hours ago, Eliminature said:

My personal preference would be in he grass. I like to go on greenery. If people are intrigued or turned on by the idea of seeing a woman (vulva owner), pee like a man (penis toter), then I have no objection to them watching whilst I perform! 

I don't mind peeing in the pool, indeed I like it. I do prefer making a stream though. 

I think our resident expert on pool peeing is @Maggie_555. I'd be very interested in her opinion here. ☺

I"ve always wondered, do women who like to pee standing like men (say into the urinals) prefer to be caught/seen by men?  It's showing off a skill society says you don't have. 

[oliver2 3,889]

9 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I think our resident expert on pool peeing is @Maggie_555. I'd be very interested in her opinion here. ☺

“When @Maggie_555 visits, shock the pool afterwards”

[oliver2 3,889]

On 1/20/2021 at 12:28 AM, ChrisS said:

Yeah, this mostly just applies to salt pools, where the chloramides created from peeing would then be immediately sucked into the salt cell and shocked back to free chlorine. At least that's my understanding of how salt cell pools work. Please let me know if I'm not understanding the chemistry correctly.

I think that’s about right. I guess if you ate a bunch of salt popcorn and drank a bunch of water, then pissed in a salt pool, it would actually help clean the pool? 🤔

But I think the process is more gradual - as the water circulates the salt cell turns salt to chlorine and cleans the water. It’s not like a filter where dirty water goes in and clean water comes out, so it makes basically no difference whether you pee in the filter intake directly or into the pool.

[d19841 361]

Personally, if it were my back yard, I would be fine with any of the options listed above except going in the house.  I don't think going into the house would be necessary when their are so many other options.  I believe however that peeing in the pool is one of the more enjoyable places and that's where I would probably choose.  I would let my guests know that peeing in the pool was considered acceptable and that they are free to enjoy they pleasure if the so choose too. I would probably encourage the women to see in the pool as many women do seem to prefer the pool over other options. Plus I'd love it if my female guests were leaving me their piss to enjoy during future swims. The men I would probably encourage to piss outside of the pool because I don't really enjoy the idea of male piss, however, if a male guest did piss in my pool it wouldn't really bother me

[Bacardi 9,010]

I think even with strict rules about when and where to pee everyone would still pee in the pool lol.

[oliver2 3,889]

59 minutes ago, Bacardi said:

I think even with strict rules about when and where to pee everyone would still pee in the pool lol.

“Don’t get in just so you can pee” and “pee before you get in” is one thing, “never pee in the pool at all” is another 

[muffinhuntr 1,188]

"We don't swim in your toilet, please don't pee in our pool!"

 

[NortheastPeeFan 341]

I feel like most people would either go into the house to use the toilet or pee in the pool.  Out of the options presented I would prefer to go on the grass because I'm into peeing outside and more specifically going on greenery.  I wouldn't mind peeing in the outdoor shower, but I would prefer the grass.  I used to pee in pools when I was kid out of convenience, but I don't like doing that anymore.

[ChrisS 433]

Yeah I think the fun part of a rule like "please pee in the outdoor shower area" is that you know when people are going pee, whereas if they pee in the pool, its so discreet you usually don't know when its happening. The trouble is whether you could find a way to encourage folks to do this without being weird about it, given the poll seems to indicate most folks think most guests would find a straight up rule to be odd. Maybe just offering it as a verbal suggestion if someone asks where the restroom is, like "It's inside, second door on the left. Make sure to dry off well so you don't slip on the wood floors. Or, if you'd prefer you can just pee in the outdoor shower drain over there"

[Ms. Tito 2,028]

On 1/20/2021 at 6:51 PM, Eliminature said:

My personal preference would be in he grass. I like to go on greenery. If people are intrigued or turned on by the idea of seeing a woman (vulva owner), pee like a man (penis toter), then I have no objection to them watching whilst I perform! 

I don't mind peeing in the pool, indeed I like it. I do prefer making a stream though. 

I think our resident expert on pool peeing is @Maggie_555. I'd be very interested in her opinion here. ☺

owo

[ChrisS 433]

This is a very long thread, but reading through it, what stood out to me was how many pics there were of ladies peeing through their bikinis into the grass surrounding the pool, off the deck of the pool, or along the fence surrounding the pool. I wonder if perhaps being in the outdoors around the pool is more common than we might think? Certainly there is some selection bias in that pissing in the grass in the open is much more photogenic than a discrete in the pool pee, but what do y'all think?

https://www.omorashi.org/topic/7781-bikini-swimsuit-wetting/

 

[expererg 1,167]

Question 4 is broken : you must make at least one choice even if you would agree with none, otherwise you can't validate the poll.

That is an interesting poll, but remember the population here on this forum is hardly representative of the overall population on the specific pee matter, so you'll want to consider the results to be probably biased towards more openness or naughtiness on that subject, than the overall population.

[Alfresco 10,989]

I think in most circumstances, people wouldn't expect the subject to be raised, so they wouldn't expect a notice, but if there were a notice there then I think they would find it surprising if it said to pee in the pool or to pee somewhere in full view, but they would probably think it reasonable if the notice required them to pee in the toilet, shower area or other discrete location.

However, once the notice is in place, anyone who follows it and goes to the shower area to pee is immediately drawing attention to what they are doing and therefore would avoid the issue by just simply peeing in the pool where they are.   I don't think people would like the idea of going by the filter to pee as that would show what they were doing and would also possibly upset others who would know what they were doing.  Also, if the notice said to pee in the pool, it might stop people going swimming in the pool because they know the pool is going to have pee in it.

Whether people follow a notice to go an pee in the shower or on the grass would depend on the group of people's general attitudes to life.  If they are at all embarrassed then they would probably just pee in the pool to avoid drawing attention to what they are doing, knowing that if they went into the shower area (for example) that people would know what they were doing.   A group who are quite open about things would probably be the opposite and enjoy announcing that they were going to use the facilities and head for the shower or the grass in the full knowledge that people know what is happening.

On 1/20/2021 at 5:46 PM, d19841 said:

She said very casually said "nah, it's ok, I'll just jump in and check on the girls" . 

Love this girl! Did you need to pee yourself?  If so what did you do?

It brings back to mind this video, which I do quite love:

 

[ChrisS 433]

On 1/28/2021 at 5:44 AM, Alfresco said:

I think in most circumstances, people wouldn't expect the subject to be raised, so they wouldn't expect a notice, but if there were a notice there then I think they would find it surprising if it said to pee in the pool or to pee somewhere in full view, but they would probably think it reasonable if the notice required them to pee in the toilet, shower area or other discrete location.

However, once the notice is in place, anyone who follows it and goes to the shower area to pee is immediately drawing attention to what they are doing and therefore would avoid the issue by just simply peeing in the pool where they are.   I don't think people would like the idea of going by the filter to pee as that would show what they were doing and would also possibly upset others who would know what they were doing.  Also, if the notice said to pee in the pool, it might stop people going swimming in the pool because they know the pool is going to have pee in it.

Whether people follow a notice to go an pee in the shower or on the grass would depend on the group of people's general attitudes to life.  If they are at all embarrassed then they would probably just pee in the pool to avoid drawing attention to what they are doing, knowing that if they went into the shower area (for example) that people would know what they were doing.   A group who are quite open about things would probably be the opposite and enjoy announcing that they were going to use the facilities and head for the shower or the grass in the full knowledge that people know what is happening.

Love this girl! Did you need to pee yourself?  If so what did you do?

It brings back to mind this video, which I do quite love:

 

Awesome video @Alfresco

[naughty_rosie 568]

Once my friend invited me to a pool party. There were seven of us and everyone knew my peeing behavior lol

Then the host said "Don't pee in the pool" so I peed on the grass just outside the pool.

They laughed and laughed at me but during the party, all seven girls peed on the grass in the end.

It wasn't raining much that summer, the grass were lucky  to have a nice drink, were'nt they? lol

[PeeingPoshBoy 154]

Quite a few of my friends have pools, and they all prefer if guests pee in the grass/bushes in the garden so that the carpet inside doesn't get wet

[Horse_water 526]

On 9/4/2023 at 5:54 AM, PeeingPoshBoy said:

Quite a few of my friends have pools, and they all prefer if guests pee in the grass/bushes in the garden so that the carpet inside doesn't get wet

That's great, I still try to sneak a piss in the pool when I can.  Honestly I have even pretended to be drunk and took a fat piss into a hotel pool. Saw a mom in a lounge chair eyeing my cock but I had to skeedadle.