pop-a-squat 12,274 Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 I know you guys all have your favorite spots for me to pee and I’d like to take some suggestions. Do you like the backyard, my bedroom, my closet, the basement, the car, the living room, etc. Or the cardboard box. If you have other suggestions I’m open to them. 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,857 Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 On a towel in the bathroom. On some clothes in a laundry basket. Cardboard box is good too. Do you have a welcome mat or outdoor rug in your yard? 1 Quote Link to post
pop-a-squat 12,274 Posted January 14, 2021 Author Share Posted January 14, 2021 31 minutes ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: On a towel in the bathroom. On some clothes in a laundry basket. Cardboard box is good too. Do you have a welcome mat or outdoor rug in your yard? I do have a welcome mat, that would be a good idea. 1 2 Quote Link to post
pop-a-squat 12,274 Posted January 14, 2021 Author Share Posted January 14, 2021 9 minutes ago, p1ssputz said: What do you usually do with your time in the house? Since house pissing seems to be a regular thing for you, perhaps integrating it more with your regular lifestyle could work well. Are you a TV watcher? If you like to sit on the couch and watch hours of Netflix or whatever service, then maybe the gap between your couch cushions can be your new convenient toilet. Or perhaps you like cooking, and you're in the kitchen a lot? Your kitchen mat could make a nice "puppy pad" while you're making dinner. Perhaps you're an avid reader and you like to curl up in a nook - sitting on a beanbag or a papasan. Or - do you have a breakfast bar? You could always wake up in the morning, sit at the bar to take a coffee and a bite, and piss under the bar from the stool. Maybe those can serve as inspiration. (As you know, I'm personally a fan of the relaxed, comfortable pee in a dark, enclosed place on something soft and/or plush, so I support the closet or the car in the dark...but I think it's better to encourage people to find what works well for them instead of only thinking of what works well for...well, me.) Alternatively, you could go the opposite route and always make it an event. You could build a cardboard box fort in the house somewhere and piss on it (using any position) until it falls apart - you could also do the same with the couch cushions. You pissed on your DVDs that one time and you like using the cardboard box - maybe a drawer in a chest of drawers could interest you. Or yes, you could have a go at making a fountain in your back yard, or start flooding the basement. I like a lot of these ideas. I dunno about peeing on the couch though. I have always wanted to pee in a drawer but I’m nervous about it. The breakfast bar is definitely an option as well. 3 Quote Link to post
pop-a-squat 12,274 Posted January 14, 2021 Author Share Posted January 14, 2021 7 minutes ago, p1ssputz said: To be fair, you'd be peeing "into" the couch rather than "on" the couch - if you went between the cushions, you'd soak the bottom part but you could still sit on the cushions. Do you own your house? (I assumed that you did, since you're pissing all over it, hah!) Are you nervous or hesitant about certain areas because you have to hide it from someone? I don't know your situation. I live with one roommate and we share the bills of the house. She knows about my fetish but has asked me not to pee anywhere she would sit in it, LOL. And yes I am definitely nervous about peeing certain places. I’m more nervous about guests coming over and finding mysterious wet spots. Unless they’re close friends who already know. 1 1 Quote Link to post
Kupar 12,315 Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 I think furniture generally would be fun - tables and chairs. Fully understand if soft furnishings are more problematic, but tables and chairs without cushions maybe. And the breakfast bar sounds great! 1 Quote Link to post
pop-a-squat 12,274 Posted January 14, 2021 Author Share Posted January 14, 2021 4 minutes ago, p1ssputz said: Wow, that's an excellent roommate. I'm floored, actually. She doesn't mind the smell either? For someone who doesn't have the fetish, that's pretty tolerant. Definitely hold on to that friend. At any rate - move the couch, piss under it, move it back. Rinse (or don't) and repeat. I am pretty confident she has the same fetish. She has peed on carpet with me more than once. We were usually intoxicated but still. She has pissed outside with me as well on many occasions. We usually clean up after peeing places. I use this spray meant for animal urine. We also have a carpet cleaning machine. But sometimes I leave it. The basement definitely has an odor and she doesn’t say anything. Moving the couch is definitely an option though. 1 Quote Link to post
pop-a-squat 12,274 Posted January 14, 2021 Author Share Posted January 14, 2021 9 minutes ago, Kupar said: I think furniture generally would be fun - tables and chairs. Fully understand if soft furnishings are more problematic, but tables and chairs without cushions maybe. And the breakfast bar sounds great! Definitely would be off the dining room chairs and the breakfast bar chairs onto the floor. Could also pee off the side of the futon. 3 Quote Link to post
Head_Pat 34 Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 I think pissing in your laundry bin, or in a corner where the carpet and wall meet could be interesting! You could pile up all your dirty laundry and soak them before you throw them in the washer. 👀 Or, you could squat in the corner of your room, and try to aim for both the wall and the floor. 1 Quote Link to post
Gnome 42 Posted January 14, 2021 Share Posted January 14, 2021 How about while you are cleaning the house, you could just stop cleaning and squat and pee the when finished you go back to cleaning. 1 1 Quote Link to post
d19841 361 Posted January 15, 2021 Share Posted January 15, 2021 Carpet, carpet, carpet, carpet, carpet! 1 1 Quote Link to post
WetMart 984 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Why not piss on your kitchen floor 1 Quote Link to post
TheGrandChamp 87 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Sink maybe not the most exciting but it is a classic qnd requires no or little clean up 1 Quote Link to post
MidoriLemonade85 1,857 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 9 hours ago, WetMart said: Why not piss on your kitchen floor So simple, so hot, easy clean up, looks great, sounds great! 2 Quote Link to post
Paulypeeps 4,973 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 I would go with peeing between the cushions on the sofa. I did that on my friend's sofa once and she did not notice. It is rather nice to just pee while sitting on the sofa. 2 Quote Link to post
pizzapeople 101 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Honest side question- is this damaging your house at all? Curious how long-term cost works for folks who love naughty peeing on things like carpet and floors. Quote Link to post
johnare 75 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 how many places on the carpet have you gone? All over or do you have a certain spot you use? I love carpet peeing Quote Link to post
WetMart 984 Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 15 hours ago, MidoriLemonade85 said: So simple, so hot, easy clean up, looks great, sounds great! Yes it’s good I’ve done it myself and also on the bathroom floor Quote Link to post
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