Coupleslave 129 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 As the title says, have you ever peed on something valuable or expensive? For example designer clothes, expensive furniture, luxury cars, or some art piece such as paintings etc. What is the most wicked piss? Have you ever peed on something out of the moment's excitement and then regret it? Quote Link to post
gldenwetgoose 20,205 Posted January 4, 2021 Share Posted January 4, 2021 My most expensive isn't very exciting I'm afraid... A few years ago I was photographing a weekend event in Cornwall UK which needed almost every bit of equipment I own. Studio lighting, green screen backdrop, on-site event photo printer - a van load in fact. Hence I found myself driving over the Tamar Bridge on the outskirts of Plymouth in a brand new hired van - with only the 200 miles on it since I'd picked it up from the hire company that morning. Also driving with a bursting bladder - partly intentionally holding, but also not so intentional that traffic had ground to a crawl and my thoughts of finding a nice place to park up for an outdoor pee weren't looking so favourable. Still, the fairly upright seating position and the fact I was higher than other cars around me gave the opportunity to open my belt, button and fly and position myself to pee into an empty drink cup - whilst crawling in the traffic on the bridge. It sort of worked, other than missing a little and leaving a wet circle - only the size of a golf ball on the seat. And yes, that circle was still visible as a watermark slightly different in shade from the rest of the grey seat fabric when I returned the otherwise pristine van a couple of days later. Quote Link to post
Pissmarker1 98 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 I've talked about this in other threads, and I regret not getting a video of this. I found a computer in a classroom, and pissed in to the vents in it until my bladder was empty and the colors on screen were all fucked up. 3 1 Quote Link to post
Popular Post ukpeegirl86 2,970 Posted January 6, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted January 6, 2021 I got a sizeable bonus at work a few years back and treated myself to a pair of Christian Louboutin heels on a shopping trip to London. A few weeks later I wore them on a night out and I needed the inevitable emergency wee at the end of the night. I found a reasonably hidden shop doorway and in my drunken state misjudged my squatting stance and ended up pissing down the hold-ups I was wearing and into and all over my very expensive shoes. 5 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,626 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 13 minutes ago, ukpeegirl86 said: I got a sizeable bonus at work a few years back and treated myself to a pair of Christian Louboutin heels on a shopping trip to London. A few weeks later I wore them on a night out and I needed the inevitable emergency wee at the end of the night. I found a reasonably hidden shop doorway and in my drunken state misjudged my squatting stance and ended up pissing down the hold-ups I was wearing and into and all over my very expensive shoes. Well iam truly sorry to hear you ruined your expensive shoes, but it was a hot story to read. Quote Link to post
ukpeegirl86 2,970 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 1 minute ago, speedy3471 said: Well iam truly sorry to hear you ruined your expensive shoes, but it was a hot story to read. Luckily I managed to save them and still have them to this day! 3 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,626 Posted January 6, 2021 Share Posted January 6, 2021 Just now, ukpeegirl86 said: Luckily I managed to save them and still have them to this day! Well thats a relief😀. 1 Quote Link to post
lilxd69 5 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Once i peed on my one of my pillows 1 Quote Link to post
Bigpiss89 229 Posted January 8, 2021 Share Posted January 8, 2021 Just now, lilxd69 said: Once i peed on my one of my pillows Do you chat with people in private if so drop me a message if not no worries 👌🏻 sounds like fun peeing on the pillow Quote Link to post
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