Cool urinals

[Dutchpiddler 95]

Really into urinals 

Thought I'd start a topic with pics of cool ones

Enjoy

 

[Dutchpiddler 95]

[gldenwetgoose 21,495]

A local large garden centre close to me have (or had) the floral urinals, and they were very impressive.   I've seen middle aged and older guys checking they're empty and bringing their wives in to marvel at the sight.

[Dutchpiddler 95]

For the lady eliminature 

She mention a love of the rolling stones 

[Eliminature 5,209]

12 hours ago, Dutchpiddler said:

For the lady eliminature 

She mention a love of the rolling stones 

I'd definitely pee in those, if I came across some! Love it. 

I wonder what Mick Jagger's reaction would be to those things?

Fun fact: Jagger has peed into Marcel Duchamp's Fountain. He had permission to do so, I believe. Though it would have been better if he'd just whipped it out and gone for it! 

Back to the topic in hand...

[yellowii 238]

Anyone else seen the Sega urinal video game?

There's even a gundam-style garage kit for urinals!  https://clementtea.wordpress.com/2013/06/04/review-our-112-western-style-and-gents-restroom/ It would be quite the challenge to pee in one.  

Edited October 21, 2020 by yellowii

[yellowii 238]

44 minutes ago, Eliminature said:

Fun fact: Jagger has peed into Marcel Duchamp's Fountain. He had permission to do so, I believe. Though it would have been better if he'd just whipped it out and gone for it!

It would've been even more notable if a woman had peed in Duchamp's Fountain in the middle of a museum!

[Dutchpiddler 95]

2 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I'd definitely pee in those, if I came across some! Love it. 

I wonder what Mick Jagger's reaction would be to those things?

Fun fact: Jagger has peed into Marcel Duchamp's Fountain. He had permission to do so, I believe. Though it would have been better if he'd just whipped it out and gone for it! 

Back to the topic in hand...

I'd love to piss in fountain 

I wonder do they hook it up to plumbing for him or does his piss just run out everywhere?

[Eliminature 5,209]

But it's not a woman's mouth, is it? It's Jagger's. 

I think Mr Eliminature and I need to visit this museum. And I need to be smuggled into the Herentoiletten to use these particular urinals! 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2012/02/01/offensive-rolling-stones-urinals-cause-uproar-in-germany-310576/amp/

Edited October 21, 2020 by Eliminature
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[Eliminature 5,209]

16 minutes ago, Dutchpiddler said:

I'd love to piss in fountain 

I wonder do they hook it up to plumbing for him or does his piss just run out everywhere?

I don't know. I assume they put it over a bucket and emptied the bucket afterwards. Mind you, if they bottled his pee in little vials, I'm sure some crazy fans would pay silly money for them! Not necessarily just urophiles like us. 

[Eliminature 5,209]

So as not to derail the topic...

[Eliminature 5,209]

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/city-hall-urinal

[gldenwetgoose 21,495]

Would love to pay a visit to (in) some of these...   Anyone care to join me?

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/dhaseltine/unusual-urinals/

[speedy3471 10,655]

1 hour ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Would love to pay a visit to (in) some of these...   Anyone care to join me?

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/dhaseltine/unusual-urinals/

Wow some of those urinals are definitely unique lol

[gldenwetgoose 21,495]

9 minutes ago, speedy3471 said:

Wow some of those urinals are definitely unique lol

Best I've found yet is Shard Aqua in London.  Google it lol.

[speedy3471 10,655]

19 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Best I've found yet is Shard Aqua in London.  Google it lol.

Will do lol

[speedy3471 10,655]

27 minutes ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Best I've found yet is Shard Aqua in London.  Google it lol.

Well certainly quite a view while having a piss lol

[Dutchpiddler 95]

3 hours ago, Eliminature said:

https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/city-hall-urinal

Pretty sure I've pissed in that one 

[Dutchpiddler 95]

4 hours ago, Eliminature said:

But it's not a woman's mouth, is it? It's Jagger's. 

I think Mr Eliminature and I need to visit this museum. And I need to be smuggled into the Herentoiletten to use these particular urinals! 

https://www.google.com/amp/s/metro.co.uk/2012/02/01/offensive-rolling-stones-urinals-cause-uproar-in-germany-310576/amp/

The ones I posted are in Belgium 

[Dutchpiddler 95]

[yellowii 238]

It's so unfair that all these amazing urinals are denied to women.  Perhaps if we start putting urinals in women's bathrooms then eventually they'll start pissing in them. 

[Eliminature 5,209]

16 hours ago, Dutchpiddler said:

The ones I posted are in Belgium 

I believe that particular urinal (Kisses, I believe it is called) has been installed in several different establishments. They tend to get bad press from feminists who are offended by them. I can see where they are coming from but the fact is, they are not modelled on a lady's mouth. They were modelled on Mick Jagger's. 

[Dutchpiddler 95]

7 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I believe that particular urinal (Kisses, I believe it is called) has been installed in several different establishments. They tend to get bad press from feminists who are offended by them. I can see where they are coming from but the fact is, they are not modelled on a lady's mouth. They were modelled on Mick Jagger's. 

You seem quite knowledgeable about urinals eli

I enjoy it

[yellowii 238]

15 hours ago, Eliminature said:

I believe that particular urinal (Kisses, I believe it is called) has been installed in several different establishments. They tend to get bad press from feminists who are offended by them. I can see where they are coming from but the fact is, they are not modelled on a lady's mouth. They were modelled on Mick Jagger's. 

Some buffoons think it belongs on a woman though

https://www.instagram.com/p/CGnmOnMD6Aq/

[Alfresco 11,633]

The shard toilets certainly have a great view and not much chance of being seen from outside (unless the window cleaner happens to be dangling there in his/her basket).  Want a job anyone?

You would certainly get a shock if you were busily attending to business, enjoying the view and a window cleaner appeared and waved!