Alfresco Peeing

[Maggie_555 1,280]

3 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Well maybe over the summer I will have to find a furniture store without too many cameras.  Last time I was going to try it, an overhelpful sales assistant followed me round and kept asking if I needed any help.  I didn’t feel it appropriate to ask which was the most absorbent sofa.  

Oh yes there are so many cameras in shops and stores nowadays so you'll need to be careful. A lovely naughty idea though.  Must admit I am laughing at the thought of you asking the overhelpful sales assistant which was the most absorbent sofa! 🙂 🙂  

[oliver2 3,419]

4 minutes ago, Maggie_555 said:

Oh yes there are so many cameras in shops and stores nowadays so you'll need to be careful. A lovely naughty idea though.  Must admit I am laughing at the thought of you asking the overhelpful sales assistant which was the most absorbent sofa! 🙂 🙂  

“My, uh, wife, drinks a lot of water and is clumsy…”

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There is a small park near me which the council have recently decided no longer warrants having toilets.  This is despite the toilets being fairly well utilised from what I've noticed.   Over the last couple of weeks I have been there several times and have been there several times and I've noted various puddles and pee stains in the entrance to both the ladies and men's toilets and I have added my own pee several times.

Here is a video showing one of those times:

https://www.erome.com/a/9DBZgctK.

 

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I went out this morning to the park where the toilets have been locked as above and I was going to pee in the toilet entrance again, but there were two council workers around clearing up litter.   I was tempted to pee there anyway and if they challenged me then I would have asked what I was supposed to do seeing as they had closed the toilets.  As it was, I thought that might be a little risky so instead I did something else that was also a bit risky.   

I walked off away from the toilets and round the edge of the park.  It is a small park with tennis courts on one edge, some seats with their backs to the courts and facing the open field where people play football and have picnics etc.   At the other side is a small kiddies play park and then the building with the toilets and a community centre and beyond that is a car park. 

I sat on one of the benches and faced out towards the field.   The side of me was somewhat shielded by bushes.   I am often jealous of how ladies wearing skirts can just sit on a bench and pee through the slats, so I decided I was going to try it but without the skirt.   I checked nobody was too nearby and pulled my trousers and boxer shorts down just a small way.  This meant my bare backside was now on the bench.   The back was reasonably hidden from anyone that happened to pass the other side of the tennis courts because the slats on the bench were quite close together.  The sides of my bum were exposed, but as I said, the bench was set back from the path and the bushes either side gave cover unless someone came close.  From the front, nothing would be untoward as my trousers were still in place on my legs.  I sat there and after about 10-15 seconds I started to pee slowly.   The pee formed into a small puddle between my legs and fell through the gap in the slats forming a puddle underneath.   

I don't believe anyone noticed anything - even the council worker who was clearly visible from my position.   When I was done, I raised my bum and quickly pulled up my trousers and sat down again slightly to the side so I didn't get wet.  The bench had a wet patch on two slats, maybe 6 inches wide and a puddle underneath on the tarmac. 

So, if I can do that as a male, which required pulling down my trousers, it would be so very simple as a technique for ladies wearing the right type of skirt.

[Maggie_555 1,280]

5 hours ago, Alfresco said:

There is a small park near me which the council have recently decided no longer warrants having toilets.  This is despite the toilets being fairly well utilised from what I've noticed.   Over the last couple of weeks I have been there several times and have been there several times and I've noted various puddles and pee stains in the entrance to both the ladies and men's toilets and I have added my own pee several times.

Here is a video showing one of those times:

https://www.erome.com/a/9DBZgctK.

 

A nice long piss, and in a place undercover so it won't be washed away by rainfall. I love the way you pissed all over the door in the area which someone would touch if attempting to open it!

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14 hours ago, Maggie_555 said:

A nice long piss, and in a place undercover so it won't be washed away by rainfall. I love the way you pissed all over the door in the area which someone would touch if attempting to open it!

Yes, it was (is) undercover and so evaporates rather than being washed away.  I have noticed that the area is starting to have a certain aroma as more people have peed there and there hasn't been any rainfall so even the pee which is in the outer area isn't being washed away at the moment.

As for the door - well, part of that was because I went there one time and notice that in the five minutes I was there, two other guys turned up, found the toilets locked and then drove away, then two council workers arrived, unlocked the toilets, used them, then locked them up again.  So peeing right on the door was kind of a protest against their ability to use the toilets whilst everyone else was locked out.   It is a bit of an irony really though as I actually prefer the toilets being locked because it gives me an excuse to pee outside and there is a chance I may see others at some point (although I don't get time to hang around on the offchance).

So far, I have seen one other guy peeing in the entrance and another guy peeing by a hedge opposite (to the right of the starting point of the camera in the video).  I have see several people find the toilets locked and walk away.  As I drove past one day I noticed a lady trying the door of the ladies and it looked like she was debating what to do, but I didn't see the outcome as I was driving past and had my wife with me so couldn't stop.

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I enjoyed multiple pees outside as usual over the weekend, but one deserves a mention here:

My wife and I went to a beach on Saturday evening, purchased fish and chips and took our two seat folding chair (very comfy, two people can sit side by side) and set it up on the beach to each the chips and of course wash it down with a drink.

It was a warm evening and there were quite a lot of people around - some fishing, some with paddle boards, some swimming, some just sitting.   At a point after about 2 hours there, I said to my wife that I was going to have to go to check if the toilets were open as I really needed to pee.   She said "Really?  Do you have to leave me and go off?  Can't you just get it out of your leg and pee here?   I know it won't bother you."   Well, of course I didn't need any persuading against trekking off to the toilets as I'd definitely pee on the beach if I was on my own.

She was right, it wouldn't bother me at all.  There were people higher up the beach, lower down the beach and to the left and right of us, including a group of three ladies to the right, some fisher men below, a family group of mum dad and two small children to the left.   Whatever I did, it would be obvious that I was peeing as I was sat on the chair, so if I peed from the chair, the stream would be visible and would make a noise impacting the stones.   If I sat on the stones, there wouldn't be many reasons why I would get off a perfectly comfortable seat and sit on the stones and I didn't even have a bag or anything that I could pretend to be looking through.

So, I got up and sat on the stones to the left side of the bench, put my legs out in front of me and splayed them apart slightly.  I created a small hollow in the stones an held the left leg of my shorts to the side and eased my dick so it was just beyond the end of the shorts.   I then simply sat there and peed a full bladder into the stones.   When I was finished, I just got up and sat back in the seat.  I'm sure that people around knew what I was up to, but I didn't know them and I wasn't indecently exposing myself, I felt much better afterwards and I enjoyed the experience.

Unfortunately my wife didn't need to pee, so we didn't get to work out what she might have done.   She was wearing trousers, so it wouldn't have been an easy thing for her to go discretely, so she probably would have gone to the toilets if she did need to go.

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Today I was out in my kayak.   I was stopped, sat on the front of the kayak eating my lunch and I needed to pee.   However there was a young lady sat across from me, albeit about 50m away, and a tour boat moored up close to me with three people on it.   The obvious thing to do would be to get up from the kayak and walk across to the adjacent trees, but I thought I would demonstrate how easy it is to pee discretely with the right cover.   If I had gone to the trees, the people who could see me would know what I was doing, (not that it would bother me), but this way, I bet nobody would have a clue even if someone walked right past me.

So, I was wearing a spray deck (neoprene cover that fits round the waist and seals onto the cockpit of the kayak to keep water out), which hung down between my legs whilst I was sat on the kayak.   I reached up under one side and slipped my dick out of the leg of my shorts and then I peed so that the pee ran down the side of the kayak to the grass below.   It made next to no sound and would only be visible if you looked closely.

I took a video of it which I uploaded here that shows what could be seen from directly in front, low down and close up.  It also includes a bit where I briefly lift the spray deck to show what's happening and also I move the camera to show underneath the spray deck.  At the end it pans round to show the proximity of the moored boat and the lady sitting on the grass in the distance.

Some screen grabs below:

View from the front.   You can see the pee running down the kayak, but nobody would notice unless they were close and looking for it, in reality they wouldn't be expecting me to be peeing anyway so they wouldn't be looking.

Sneak view under the side of the spray deck.  You can see the pee running down the side of the kayak, but only because it is a close shot from low down.

Proximity of the tour boat- it was about 15m away.

Girl sat across from me.   She didn't take any notice at all.  I reckon even if I wasn't hidden behind the spray deck she probably wouldn't notice at that distance, but she would have noticed if I had got up and headed for the trees.  

 

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On 10/15/2021 at 7:34 AM, Alfresco said:

On the way here yesterday, I stopped at a motorway services and whilst everyone else were parking their cars and walking towards the building, I walked into the narrow strip of woodland that flanks the car park.  I decided that I would rather water a tree than go into some boring toilets in an aging service station.

I walked up the low grass bank and along a little path, I was only about 50 metres from the parked cars and I could see them through gaps in the trees as I selected my tree and let loose.  The area is marked up as a dog exercise area, and anyone who walked their dog along that path before my pee dried would see the very obvious wet tree trunk as they approached and would know exactly what had happened there.

It got me to thinking - when people do arrive there after travelling, possibly for several hours, do they leave the dog crossing its legs whilst they go in the building to pee first or do they take the dog to the woods first?   If the latter, I wonder who many people pee in those woods as well?

Sorry the pic is on its side? Seems to be the right way round on my phone but rotated when I uploaded it. 

I always take the dog for a pee first and have one myself while Im their kills two birds with one stone then 🙂 and avoids going into the service too