Alfresco Peeing

[Alfresco 10,989]

This morning I had cause to go into town on my own.   I parked out of town and walked in, by which time I needed to pee.  I went into the stairwell of a multi-storey car park and walked up a few flights of stairs where I checked nobody was around and started peeing against the wall.   As the pee ran down the wall and started running across the floor, I heard steps and voices from below.  I hoped that I was high enough up that they weren't coming up as far as me and I carried on peeing but listened out in case they got too close.  Thankfully they didn't.   My pee ran across the landing that I was on and started running down the stairs.

 

[peemike63 176]

31 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

This morning I had cause to go into town on my own.   I parked out of town and walked in, by which time I needed to pee.  I went into the stairwell of a multi-storey car park and walked up a few flights of stairs where I checked nobody was around and started peeing against the wall.   As the pee ran down the wall and started running across the floor, I heard steps and voices from below.  I hoped that I was high enough up that they weren't coming up as far as me and I carried on peeing but listened out in case they got too close.  Thankfully they didn't.   My pee ran across the landing that I was on and started running down the stairs.

 

Garages and especially the stairs are my favorite! Impressed that you didn’t panic when the people came in! Nice to see the piss running down the steps

[Alfresco 10,989]

16 minutes ago, peemike63 said:

Impressed that you didn’t panic

Thanks, I was peeing against the wall so it didn't make too much sound - If I had been peeing out over the steps or directly onto the floor with a lot of echoing noise then I reckon I would have had to stop, but as it was, I was on the fourth floor and I guessed the people were entering the stairwell below me and going downwards, so I thought I'd be OK.

I have been caught before with dick in hand by a lady who came out of the door on the landing above me.  It was totally obvious what I was doing and she wasn't impressed.  She went back into the door she had just come out of and went out a different way to avoid passing me.  I panicked for a second and cut the flow, but as she went away again, I carried on what I had started.

[peemike63 176]

Yes always the risk there of someone bursting in. But that’s half the fun!

[Alfresco 10,989]

Today I had to travel with my wife to attend a hospital appointment in London.  On approach to the hospital we were an hour early for the appointment and it had been an hour and a half since we had left home.  She commented that first stop was the toilet and I agreed.

However, we found that the hospital were not letting people in until 15mins before their appointment and I wasn’t going to be allowed in as patients had to go on there own unless they needed a carer.

Mrs A managed to get in by saying she needed to see a different clinic as well but I was not admitted.  Mrs A said that I needed the toilet and that didn’t help, so I said don’t worry, I will find somewhere, and left her to it.

I left the hospital and I could have walked up to the nearby McDonalds, but instead I went into a small park which had a path through the middle of it.  People were walking through the park regularly as a short cut and there wasn’t much in the way of hidden spaces, so I sat on a rock in an area that was slightly lower than the path and maybe 15m from the path.  I had my back to the path And started looking at my phone whilst I quickly unzipped and pulled out my dick.  I used one hand to cover the top and direct it downwards between may legs whilst the other hand was holding my phone.  I peed for about 30 seconds onto the dirt below and it formed a puddle before starting to run down the slight slope in the dirt. A few people passed behind me but nobody noticed as they were all on their own missions in life and to them I was just a nobody sat on a rock using his phone.

It was great to be able to pee out in the open in full view of people whilst nobody batted an eyelid.

I have just finished breakfast in a cafe accompanied by two mugs of tea so chances are I will need to pee again before I pick up my wife later.  

[Kupar 12,319]

16 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

Today I had to travel with my wife to attend a hospital appointment in London.  On approach to the hospital we were an hour early for the appointment and it had been an hour and a half since we had left home.  She commented that first stop was the toilet and I agreed.

However, we found that the hospital were not letting people in until 15mins before their appointment and I wasn’t going to be allowed in as patients had to go on there own unless they needed a carer.

Mrs A managed to get in by saying she needed to see a different clinic as well but I was not admitted.  Mrs A said that I needed the toilet and that didn’t help, so I said don’t worry, I will find somewhere, and left her to it.

I left the hospital and I could have walked up to the nearby McDonalds, but instead I went into a small park which had a path through the middle of it.  People were walking through the park regularly as a short cut and there wasn’t much in the way of hidden spaces, so I sat on a rock in an area that was slightly lower than the path and maybe 15m from the path.  I had my back to the path And started looking at my phone whilst I quickly unzipped and pulled out my dick.  I used one hand to cover the top and direct it downwards between may legs whilst the other hand was holding my phone.  I peed for about 30 seconds onto the dirt below and it formed a puddle before starting to run down the slight slope in the dirt. A few people passed behind me but nobody noticed as they were all on their own missions in life and to them I was just a nobody sat on a rock using his phone.

It was great to be able to pee out in the open in full view of people whilst nobody batted an eyelid.

I have just finished breakfast in a cafe accompanied by two mugs of tea so chances are I will need to pee again before I pick up my wife later.  

Excellent opportunism there @Alfresco - hope you get the chance for another alfresco pee in a while! And I hope Mrs A is OK. 

Edited June 1, 2022 by Kupar

[Alfresco 10,989]

20 hours ago, Kupar said:

Excellent opportunism there @Alfresco - hope you get the chance for another alfresco pee in a while! And I hope Mrs A is OK. 

Yes Mrs A is fine thank you.

She was in the hospital for 4 hours, and I had two more public pees in that time to let out the mugs of tea and some water that I also drank.  I will describe them when I get chance.

After the cafe breakfast, I spent the morning exploring the area around the hospital, and a bit of people watching.  I  found an urban canal and walking alongside that, I enjoyed seeing the boats and watching some movement of boats and an assortment of young ladies - no pee spotted unsurprisingly for the time of day, but some sexy sights.

One of note was a man and woman who were pushing their boat out from the side to allow another boat to manoeuvre between their boat and the towpath to moor two abreast.  The girl was clearly in charge and the knowledgable one of the pair.  This was of additional interest because the girl had come outside in her pyjamas - presumably the other boat arrived and they needed to move quickly.  Her pink PJs were hugging her bum and when she bent over to pick up ropes (she was on the tow path, pushing the boat out and restraining it wit ropes) her PJs went right up her arse showing off her shape perfectly.  I stayed on the bench and enjoyed the view.  She obviously had nothing under her PJs as I could see her shapely breasts well defined and swinging freely with nipples poking the fabric.

Another of interest was a man in his thirties with a lady in of the same age.  She was wearing a short tight skirt and a blouse.   He was getting her to pose so he could take photos with a DLSR camera.   He had her doing some provocative poses including crouching right down with her legs open.   Unfortunately I couldn’t see what he was seeing, but he was obviously taking pictures showing up her skirt.   I suspect she had no knickers on or was wearing sexy lingerie as he was definitely taking racy shots - although the lack of underwear may just be my imagination.

There were also plenty of cyclists and joggers with tight clothing which I always enjoy seeing.

[Kupar 12,319]

52 minutes ago, Alfresco said:

Yes Mrs A is fine thank you.

She was in the hospital for 4 hours, and I had two more public pees in that time to let out the mugs of tea and some water that I also drank.  I will describe them when I get chance.

After the cafe breakfast, I spent the morning exploring the area around the hospital, and a bit of people watching.  I  found an urban canal and walking alongside that, I enjoyed seeing the boats and watching some movement of boats and an assortment of young ladies - no pee spotted unsurprisingly for the time of day, but some sexy sights.

One of note was a man and woman who were pushing their boat out from the side to allow another boat to manoeuvre between their boat and the towpath to moor two abreast.  The girl was clearly in charge and the knowledgable one of the pair.  This was of additional interest because the girl had come outside in her pyjamas - presumably the other boat arrived and they needed to move quickly.  Her pink PJs were hugging her bum and when she bent over to pick up ropes (she was on the tow path, pushing the boat out and restraining it wit ropes) her PJs went right up her arse showing off her shape perfectly.  I stayed on the bench and enjoyed the view.  She obviously had nothing under her PJs as I could see her shapely breasts well defined and swinging freely with nipples poking the fabric.

Another of interest was a man in his thirties with a lady in of the same age.  She was wearing a short tight skirt and a blouse.   He was getting her to pose so he could take photos with a DLSR camera.   He had her doing some provocative poses including crouching right down with her legs open.   Unfortunately I couldn’t see what he was seeing, but he was obviously taking pictures showing up her skirt.   I suspect she had no knickers on or was wearing sexy lingerie as he was definitely taking racy shots - although the lack of underwear may just be my imagination.

There were also plenty of cyclists and joggers with tight clothing which I always enjoy seeing.

Sounds like a happy day all told, @Alfresco ... and I'm glad Mrs A is OK.

[Alfresco 10,989]

Continuing from above, after I left the cafe I went for a walk alongside the canal and as expected after about two hours, I needed to pee again.  I though about going somewhere along the canal towpath, but being an urban area there was little cover and it was pretty busy with walkers, runners and cyclists.  So, I went up some steps out onto a road and across into the area behind some flats.  I picked a secluded corner and peed against a wall in a recessed area off the car park for the flats.  Anyone in the flats looking out of the window in my direction would see that I was stood in the corner facing the wall and would have a pretty good idea what I was doing, but if they did see me, I hope they enjoyed the view.

After I left that area I came to a park where there was a toilet block that was locked up and looked like it was long since disused. It would make a perfect pee place as there were bushes around two sides of it with a path between, but unfortunately I didn’t need to pee at that point. 

Edited June 4, 2022 by Alfresco

[Alfresco 10,989]

Further to my post in the "Trough Urinals" topic here, as promised, I have posted a couple of photos of me peeing on the balcony on a recent cruise holiday.

      

It was a very handy facility that the cruise line had thoughtfully installed on the balcony.

[Alfresco 10,989]

This morning I was out on my bike and I paused at a place where I know that sometimes a few people gather for drinks etc near the side of a small lake (or large pond depending on how you look at it).   If I am round that way, I sometime look for evidence of ladies peeing and have found in the past tissues, tampons, tampon applicators, etc.

This morning I found two tissues on the ground set back from the waters edge in a gap between some trees and a pair of Victoria's Secret knickers laid over a branch.   I don't know whether a girl went there to pee and had some pee in her knickers so hung them up to dry intending to recover them but forgot to go back or whether she abandoned them due to leaking in them(but if that were the case, why hang them up rather than throw them in the bushes?).   They did have a slight blood stain in the crotch as well.   They were obviously recent as they still had a nice aroma and the tissues looked very fresh.

Anyway, I decided I would pee over them, so after checking them out, I laid them back on the branch and peed upwards onto them, giving them and the branch a decent soaking.   I had peed when I woke up at 5am, but only drank water immediately before I left home, so that hadn't had time to work through and the pee was still pretty yellow and strong.

When I finished, I left them in place on the branch for someone else to find.   I may go back later in the week to see if they are still there.

Here is what I saw when I first arrived (sorry, the colour is off, don't know what happened there, but the tissues on the floor were white, as was the lining of the knickers).

And here is me applying my pee to them:

Closer view.  You can see that the lower section is saturated with pee running off.

[Alfresco 10,989]

I've posted several times in different parts of the forums about how men can pee discretely if they don't stand and face a wall or a tree where it is blindingly obvious what they are doing.   Today I was out on my bike running an errand and I decided to take a few pics to show what I mean.   I wasn't really ready for a pee, so the volume in the puddle at the end is pretty dismal, but that isn't the point of the post.  

I went for the "Sit on a bench and don't look suspicious" option.   Along an open pathway, there was a bench just off to the side.  I sat on it, sitting slightly forward and arranged my dick so that it was only just peeking out of the leg of my shorts.   I reckon people could walk right past and not even notice.   This particular bench was out in the open so people would be able to see me from about 100m away in one direction and 50m away in the other, at which point they would certainly have no clue and if I saw someone coming then I could cut the flow and when they walked past they would not notice anything untoward.   Even if there was a puddle at my feet they would probably assume it was rain water especially as there were other puddles around.   Even if there wasn't a clear view for 100m, I would be happy peeing in this position as long as I had a chance to cut the flow before anyone got right next to me.  Position of the bench as below:

So, here is what it looks like from just above seat height - probably the most anyone would see and they would have to get close to even see that.  Would you suspect anything?

This one is taken from lower down so that you can see how I positioned myself.   Only the very tip of my dick is visible.   Yes you could hang your dick out fully, but that is hardly discrete.   Obviously nobody would see this close up or from this level simply by walking past.

And then, Start to pee.   Just allowing it to fall, no hands between my legs.   From the side, people would still have no idea unless up close because most of the flow would be hidden by my legs.

The resulting puddle - as I said, I didn't really need to pee, so it is only a small one this time, but very often it is significantly larger and would run onto the path or into the grass.   The puddle is the only real possibility of being caught, so it is better if you can choose a bench/log/wall/other suitable seating point where you have grass to hide your puddle, but as I said, even on concrete most people would not make the connection of the puddle being pee.

And just to prove that this is not some place miles from anywhere that nobody goes, just after I had finished a lady appeared on the path walking towards me.   I got up, got on my bike and cycled past her, then I stopped and turned to watch her walk past the bench.  She didn't take any notice at all of the puddle and just walked past.

[Alfresco 10,989]

My last post above was about discreet peeing with shorts in a public place.   Weather has turned colder now, so I'm not wearing shorts much.  I have adapted a pair of trousers as an experiment to see what I can get away with in public whilst wearing trousers.   Basically I unpicked the seam of the trousers from where the leg inseams join the backside seam.   I created a gap which was about 2 inches (50mm) long going backwards from that point.   When sitting down, the split is below me.   I did some tests using a video camera and also a mirror and it seems that under normal walking, standing and sitting positions, the split is not obvious to a casual observer.   Next step was to test the functionality in the garden, sitting on a step.  The results were very successful, to then I moved on to try it in public.   I went for a walk and as far as I know, I didn't attract any attention from anyone else.   I then sat on a bench which was next to a reasonably busy road and reached underneath me, separated the material and allowed my dick to escape the hole so that it was between the slats of the bench.   Cars went by, people walked by, no untoward attention was paid to me.   I relaxed and peed through the gap.   There was a lady walking her dog but she was to my side and I think my legs hid most of what I was doing.   Cars continued to pass by about 5m away.  When I finished, I simply stood up and walked away. The position of the split meant that once I stood, it automatically retracted my dick into my trousers.   I continued my walk and still nobody noticed anything.   If there was a suitable wall to sit on, then I could have peed down the back of it and nobody would have any idea.  Also, could potentially use the same technique in places like a pub, hotel or a furniture shop where you could pee between cushions on a sofa for example.

Pictures below:

View looking directly at the split seam.  Even at this range and angle (which nobody would see in normal life) and with legs apart, you can't see much that you shouldn't and although there is a small amount of skin that could be detected, the colour of the trousers helps avoid any major contrast with skin colour.  So walking around in public shouldn't be an issue:

What people might actually see in public.   You can see the split if you look closely, but I don't reckon many would notice.

Sat on bench with legs apart to show the technique:

Obviously, if I kept my legs together then there would be even less for public to see.  That particular bench is on grass, so not even any puddle to see.   So you can easily get away with it and if anyone gets too close, just cut the stream and wait for them to walk by.

 

 

 

[Foobar 686]

Your 2 posts about discrete peeing are so helpful. I thought it was something only women were equipped to do. I'll have to try these someday.

[Alfresco 10,989]

I haven't posted in this thread about my own peeing exploits for some time.  This is not because I have stopped peeing outside and away from toilets but is mainly because I mostly would be repeating the same kind of stuff but in slightly different situations.  I still pee outside most days and also use sinks and other indoor locations as well.   However, I had a day trip out for work on Wednesday which I thought would be a good one to break the silence.   There were a few things involved so I may break it into multiple posts.

I had to leave home at 6:30am and had a 2.5 hour drive ahead of me, then several hours on site and another 2.5 hours drive home.  I went equipped with tea, water and soft drinks in various flask cups and bottles.   I was about 1 hour into the drive when the need to pee was building.  The weather wasn't great as it was raining on and off.  I was driving on an "A" road cross country, so avoiding the motorway but still a busy road which passed through various towns and a lot of countryside.  The country was mostly open farm land and military training areas with not a lot of cover near to the road and no typical laybys.   Most places to stop were farm gates and things like that, but with the recent rain, everything was muddy and I was wearing a suit and shoes, not wellies or walking boots, so not ideal to go tramping through the mud. After about another half an hour, I spotted a car park for a walking area, so I pulled into that and parked parallel to the road with the driver's door facing the road.  I got out and walked around the car to the side away from the road.  I decided it wasn't worth going any further due to the state of the ground and not wanting to tramp mud into my client's premises.   So I stood by the back door of the car and after a furtive look around I decided the coast was clear and I unzipped.  I pulled out my dick and started to pee directly onto the ground in front of me, turned on a slight angle towards the car.   The pee puddled on the already wet surface and started to spread out.   I peed for maybe 30 seconds, enjoying the fresh air and potential risk that cars would drive past or that someone might appear on one of the paths.   Nobody did though, so I finished peeing, gave a shake and tucked myself away before zipping up and walking back round the car and getting into the driver's seat.   Whilst I was sat there and getting sorted to go, a lady appeared from one of the paths about 50 metres from the car and on the side where I had just been peeing.  She was wearing wellies and a big coat and was accompanied by a German Shepherd dog.  She immediately turned from the path and walked directly towards the car park and my car.  If she had been just a little earlier or I was a little later, then she would have caught me in the act and there would have been no disguising what I was doing.

I got back on the road and headed to the client site, where we had meetings that lasted most of the day.   At one point I went to toilet and it was a single occupant unisex room with toilet, sink and bin.   I decided to avoid using the toilet and instead utilised the sink.   It was a little higher than normal, so I had to rise up on the balls of my feet in order to allow my penis to hang into the sink.  I then let the stream go and watched as it flooded down the side of the sink and into the drain.   After I had finished peeing, I stood back and a few last second drops fell to the floor (oops).  I gave a little shake which sent some tiny drops off to land wherever they felt like.   I put everything away and then washed my hands, relying on the hand washing to flush the sink.

A little later in the day I did have the pleasure of noting that the only lady in our group went into the same toilet and as well as hearing her peeing (which I enjoyed), I heard her wash her hands so she was using the same sink that I'd previously peed into.  

 

[Alfresco 10,989]

Later in the day, I was in a meeting room with 8 people.   I couldn't help thinking that it would be nice to release a bit of pee under the desk or onto the cushioned chair.  I thought in my mind that I could possibly come back there after the meeting to do it, working out that it would be very unlikely that anyone would realise who had peed there, if indeed anyone even detected it.  However events conspired against me as after the meeting we all went back to the desk area and then were dismissed by our hosts, so four of us left at the same time and I couldn't easily excuse myself to stay longer, especially as they wanted to talk about things on the way back to the car park.

So, I ended up leaving with an already full bladder.   I headed off and I turned into a side road which was an access road to a campsite, farm and a few other buildings.  I parked the car in a gateway and repeated the same style pee as I had done earlier in the day.  No photo for that one, but it was pretty much the same as the previous one.   There were some houses about 200m away and I guess if anyone happened to be looking out of their windows then they would know what I was doing, but they were far enough away not to worry me.   I got back in and drove off and almost immediately a sporty car passed me going towards where I'd just been.   It was a middle aged lady driving, so again, if timing was a little different she would have passed by my car whilst I was peeing behind it.

I had been drinking tea and a soft drink, so about an hour further into the journey I needed to pee again.   There were not many good places to stop, but I saw a sign to a car park for a historic castle.   I went down there and it turned out to be a very small car park with unmade surface and the castle turned out to be ruins.   I thought about going up to the ruins and peeing there, but again everything was a quagmire and I wasn't best equipped for it, so I decided against it.  I couldn't pee by the car as it was immediately opposite some houses and there were a few people walking along the road across the front of the car park.  So, I decided to pee in my (now empty) travel mug and dump it out of the door.   However, I also really wanted to follow the example of @pop-a-squat and pee on the seat and on the floor of the car, but I was worried about leaving it very wet and obvious when the hire car company came to collect it.   So, I compromised.   I peed a little onto the floor and then peed the rest into the mug.   However, due to angles and the mug getting pretty full, I ended up spurting some on the seat after I removed the mug.  Ah well.  I put the mug in the centre console, then zipped myself away, checked nobody was immediately in the vicinity and opened the door to pour out the contents of the mug.  The ground was already wet, but it did make quite a puddle.  By the time I'd got home, the seat was only slightly marked and hardly discernible as the wetness had soaked in.   By the morning when the rental company came to collect it, I doubt they would notice at all.   The floor was still a bit wet when I got home, but it had been raining, so that obviously would be their first thoughts as to the reason for any wetness.  

Peeing onto the car floor:

Peeing into the mug:

Pouring out the mug:

Resultant Puddle on the ground:

Wet car floor and splashes:

And the wetness on the seat:

 

 

[Alfresco 10,989]

Whilst I'm in the mood for posting, I'll give you an update on today, which is fairly typical of days that I have when I'm working at home on my own.

First thing this morning I went out into the garden in just a towel and squatted down so that I was leaning against the wall that separates the patio from the grass.   I just allowed the back of the towel to hang behind me against the wall and the front of the towel stayed resting on my legs.   I then peed between my feet onto the grass without holding, so it was a totally free release.   A little hit my left foot (I have a tendency that my dick hangs slightly left), giving a nice warm feeling in the cold air.

Later, I cleaned my teeth and peed into the sink whilst doing so.

For my next pee, I was sorting laundry on the kitchen floor, and I peed into one of the piles of washing before loading it into the machine.  Some pee escaped the pile and wet the tiled floor, so I used a T-shirt to mop it up and then put that in the machine too.

That's it so far for the day, but the urge is building so I may be looking for another target shortly.

[Alfresco 10,989]

I nearly got caught out on this one.   I was at the railway where I volunteer.   I was with a guy, J, who was helping me and I'd just had my second large mug of tea in a row to get me started for the day as it was cold and I couldn't get motivated.   We were going down to the shed to do some bits and I called into the toilet on the way.   About 45 minutes later we were working on the project and I really needed to pee again (2nd pint of tea making it's presence known).  Now, I could have just excused myself and peed by the shed which is generally accepted practice anyway, but I felt that I had only just been to the loo and it seemed like it would look daft to need to pee again already, so I continued to hold it.   Then J had to go and get something so I nipped into the mess room that we have there and I peed in the sink, feeling a huge relief and making a bit of a racket as my pee hit the stainless steel sink, but I thought that wouldn't matter as J would be gone at least 5 mins and nobody else was in that vicinity.   When I finished, was when it could have become an issue.  I turned on the tap to "flush" but no water appeared.   

I went outside to see if it had been isolated in case of frost.   Two other guys were approaching and one was carrying a box.   Turns out this box contained two taps and they were to replace the taps on the sink and that was why the water was off.   Thankfully he didn't go directly to fitting the tap or he would have found pee in the bottom of the sink.  I ended up going back in and drying the sink with a rag because it would have seemed odd to him if the sink were wet when the water had been turned off over a week ago.

Shortly afterwards, J came back, we finished what we were doing and we were going to go up the line to do something else.   He said that he needed to pee before we went and he just walked to the side of the shed and peed on the ground.  

Edited April 3, 2023 by Alfresco

[Alfresco 10,989]

Me using a historical urinal at the Severn Valley Railway yesterday.   Write up about the urinal including pictures of the structure and inside it can be found here:  

 

As I said in that write up, I couldn't ignore the opportunity to pee in such a vintage facility and of course thought some of you may like to see the evidence:

And just one picture of the outside in case you don't look at the link to the other pictures and description of this wonderful piece of history:

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4 hours ago, Alfresco said:

Me using a historical urinal at the Severn Valley Railway yesterday.   Write up about the urinal including pictures of the structure and inside it can be found here:  

 

As I said in that write up, I couldn't ignore the opportunity to pee in such a vintage facility and of course thought some of you may like to see the evidence:

 

 

 

Really fascinating... I congratulate you!

[iLoveGirlsPissingOutside 198]

On 3/31/2023 at 6:24 AM, Alfresco said:

I had to leave home at 6:30am and had a 2.5 hour drive ahead of me, then several hours on site and another 2.5 hours drive home.  I went equipped with tea, water and soft drinks in various flask cups and bottles.   I was about 1 hour into the drive when the need to pee was building.  The weather wasn't great as it was raining on and off.  I was driving on an "A" road cross country, so avoiding the motorway but still a busy road which passed through various towns and a lot of countryside.  The country was mostly open farm land and military training areas with not a lot of cover near to the road and no typical laybys.   Most places to stop were farm gates and things like that, but with the recent rain, everything was muddy and I was wearing a suit and shoes, not wellies or walking boots, so not ideal to go tramping through the mud. After about another half an hour, I spotted a car park for a walking area, so I pulled into that and parked parallel to the road with the driver's door facing the road.  I got out and walked around the car to the side away from the road.  I decided it wasn't worth going any further due to the state of the ground and not wanting to tramp mud into my client's premises.   So I stood by the back door of the car and after a furtive look around I decided the coast was clear and I unzipped.  I pulled out my dick and started to pee directly onto the ground in front of me, turned on a slight angle towards the car.   The pee puddled on the already wet surface and started to spread out.   I peed for maybe 30 seconds, enjoying the fresh air and potential risk that cars would drive past or that someone might appear on one of the paths.   Nobody did though, so I finished peeing, gave a shake and tucked myself away before zipping up and walking back round the car and getting into the driver's seat.   Whilst I was sat there and getting sorted to go, a lady appeared from one of the paths about 50 metres from the car and on the side where I had just been peeing.  She was wearing wellies and a big coat and was accompanied by a German Shepherd dog.  She immediately turned from the path and walked directly towards the car park and my car.  If she had been just a little earlier or I was a little later, then she would have caught me in the act and there would have been no disguising what I was doing.

I love it when a man in a suit just whip his dick out and pisses outside 😍

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On 10/21/2020 at 5:58 AM, Alfresco said:

I went into the entrance to the ladies, as it is a bit more secluded and peed on the back left corner.  My puddle formed on the floor and flowed across to the right where it joined the existing wetness.

Sneaking into the ladies’ entrance and mingling with their puddles is so hot 

[Maggie_555 1,389]

On 10/20/2022 at 2:43 PM, Alfresco said:

My last post above was about discreet peeing with shorts in a public place.   Weather has turned colder now, so I'm not wearing shorts much.  I have adapted a pair of trousers as an experiment to see what I can get away with in public whilst wearing trousers.   Basically I unpicked the seam of the trousers from where the leg inseams join the backside seam.   I created a gap which was about 2 inches (50mm) long going backwards from that point.   When sitting down, the split is below me.   I did some tests using a video camera and also a mirror and it seems that under normal walking, standing and sitting positions, the split is not obvious to a casual observer.   Next step was to test the functionality in the garden, sitting on a step.  The results were very successful, to then I moved on to try it in public.   I went for a walk and as far as I know, I didn't attract any attention from anyone else.   I then sat on a bench which was next to a reasonably busy road and reached underneath me, separated the material and allowed my dick to escape the hole so that it was between the slats of the bench.   Cars went by, people walked by, no untoward attention was paid to me.   I relaxed and peed through the gap.   There was a lady walking her dog but she was to my side and I think my legs hid most of what I was doing.   Cars continued to pass by about 5m away.  When I finished, I simply stood up and walked away. The position of the split meant that once I stood, it automatically retracted my dick into my trousers.   I continued my walk and still nobody noticed anything.   If there was a suitable wall to sit on, then I could have peed down the back of it and nobody would have any idea.  Also, could potentially use the same technique in places like a pub, hotel or a furniture shop where you could pee between cushions on a sofa for example.

Pictures below:

View looking directly at the split seam.  Even at this range and angle (which nobody would see in normal life) and with legs apart, you can't see much that you shouldn't and although there is a small amount of skin that could be detected, the colour of the trousers helps avoid any major contrast with skin colour.  So walking around in public shouldn't be an issue:

What people might actually see in public.   You can see the split if you look closely, but I don't reckon many would notice.

Sat on bench with legs apart to show the technique:

Obviously, if I kept my legs together then there would be even less for public to see.  That particular bench is on grass, so not even any puddle to see.   So you can easily get away with it and if anyone gets too close, just cut the stream and wait for them to walk by.

 

 

 

A great idea @Alfresco, enabling you to pee discreetly almost anywhere, Hey I know it's naughty but I LOVE the thought of you using this technique in a furniture shop in the way you've described.  

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6 hours ago, Maggie_555 said:

A great idea @Alfresco, enabling you to pee discreetly almost anywhere, Hey I know it's naughty but I LOVE the thought of you using this technique in a furniture shop in the way you've described.  

Agreed. Love a good couch pee

[Alfresco 10,989]

9 hours ago, Maggie_555 said:

A great idea @Alfresco, enabling you to pee discreetly almost anywhere, Hey I know it's naughty but I LOVE the thought of you using this technique in a furniture shop in the way you've described.  

Well maybe over the summer I will have to find a furniture store without too many cameras.  Last time I was going to try it, an overhelpful sales assistant followed me round and kept asking if I needed any help.  I didn’t feel it appropriate to ask which was the most absorbent sofa.