What are your pee fantasies?

[Mr Mercedes 47]

On 8/4/2020 at 10:21 AM, ukpeegirl86 said:

I'd love to spend a day in a guy's house who would let me (and watch me) piss wherever I pleased - on the carpet, bed, sofa, in the garden, sitting on his car seats like I'm on the toilet weeing into the fabric. I'd love to do that.

Your fantasy and mine are very similar!

[GenericUsername 1,108]

On 9/29/2020 at 12:14 AM, Dante_Heart said:

Having a day where I just go naked all day and not hold it at all that entire day, just pissing the second I need to, regardless of where I am or what I'm doing. Lying in bed, sitting on the couch, in the kitchen, wherever. 

We could be roommates, lol. I agree with all of that. Being naked all the time and having special piss days.

[jmatthews1995 3,648]

A girlfriend who just doesn't bother wiping after each pee while I know full well it'll be my job to clean her up at the end of the day! 🙊

[RocknCpl 49]

I'd like for my wife to have a girls night at the house while I'm tied, and blindfolded, to our bed. Whenever any of her girl friends have to piss, they piss on me in our bed. I have told Mrs R this and she has promised that if we ever meet enough women that are into watersports that she will fulfill this fantasy...fingers crossed!

[Adyguy6970 877]

My fantasy would be to see photos or video clips, taken if necessary over a month, of Jonah Falcon, supposed owner of the world's largest functioning penis, wetting different pairs of spandex pants.  I gather some years ago somebody paid him to go to her apartment and be photographed wearing a different pair of underpants each day.  I'd like to think that at the right price he'd be up for wetting some.  

[GenericUsername 1,108]

I guess the most important fantasy is to get a girlfriend/wife who is into pee like I am. We could have a day every month (or more often than that) where we only pee on the floor.

[peeslutxo 25]

Being with a girl and pissing into each other’s pussys, scissoring while peeing, having a peeing contest, peeing on them (pee desperation), getting eaten out and accidentally pee in their mouth, peeing on random objects together. Having a guy pee on me, peeing on a guy while grinding on his dick, having a guy eat me out and pee in his mouth accidentally, then gets punished with his piss. 

My BIGGEST fantasy, would be accidentally peeing and having the other person, reveal their love for pee by showering me in their piss and we just continue pissing on each other. Maybe sneaking a cheeky fart in there aswell

[Kupar 13,340]

7 minutes ago, peeslutxo said:

Being with a girl and pissing into each other’s pussys, scissoring while peeing, having a peeing contest, peeing on them (pee desperation), getting eaten out and accidentally pee in their mouth, peeing on random objects together. Having a guy pee on me, peeing on a guy while grinding on his dick, having a guy eat me out and pee in his mouth accidentally, then gets punished with his piss. 

My BIGGEST fantasy, would be accidentally peeing and having the other person, reveal their love for pee by showering me in their piss and we just continue pissing on each other. Maybe sneaking a cheeky fart in there aswell

Wow - that's a good list!

[likesToLick 10,216]

I feel very fortunate in that many of my fantasies have already happened.

Some of my wishes that have already come true:

1. To eat a girl's pussy after she has recently been peeing   (This was a delight,  happened to me when I was just 17, with my 19 year old girlfriend. It was about fifteen minutes after she had been to the toilet, and her scent was absolutely gorgeous. )
2. To have a woman pee on my body, and lick her pussy while she was still wet.  (Much later.  I loved the feeling of her urine on my skin,  like warm liquid silk.)
3. My girlfriend to piss her panties, and then sit on my face while wearing them.
4. To place my head between a woman's thighs and let her wet my hair with her pee. 
5. To give an orgasm to my lady by sucking her pussy while she is peeing.
6. To let her pee in my mouth while we are in bed together, and swallow it all without spilling a drop on the sheets.
7. To have two girls pee on me at the same time, then kiss both of their pussies.

One of my remaining unfulfilled fantasies would be to star in a porn movie playing pee games with a number of different women.  This is most unlikely,  because I am simply not attractive enough to be considered for such a role.

 

 

 

[Vassal 1,471]

With summer starting up in full effect I'm reminded of the beach. One of the pee scenarios I love is women having sneaky pees on the beach. Even people who don't have our fetish let loose with their inhibitions at the beach, hell it's even widely accepted. Which is funny considering, despite having this fetish and doing some pee play I didn't start pissing my swimsuit at the beach until my twenties. For some reason I always went to use the bathrooms. I love reading stories of the various ways people pee at the beach. Whether it be through their swimsuits in the water, taking advantage of the wetness and dripping water of coming out the water, peeing into the sand while sitting (whether into a conveniently dug hole or not) or right into their towels or chairs as they lay or sit into the sun. The variations of how to pee are almost endless. 

I'd love to have a beach day with a similarly minded woman with loads of drinks and just have fun together peeing in various naughty discrete and some non-discrete pees. Just pissing the day away together and seeing how far we could take it.

One of the last times I was at a beach with a woman friend we were drinking beers in chairs right at the water line and neither of us left to pee, or at the very least I sure didn't. Wasn't in the right mode of thinking at the time to bring it up, a missed opportunity. The house we stayed at was also had a lot of unique pee friendly toilet alternatives too. The rooms upstairs all had sinks in them, there was a wet room bathroom with a shower and drain and a nice fenced in backyard with an outdoor shower. And of course if anyone can tell from my stories I'd love to have this like-minded woman in a house and just have loads of naughty pees, even if it's just openly into containers and pee safe areas. 

Alternatively I'd also love to explore some abandoned buildings and places and see what mischief we could get up to. 

[Ms. Tito 2,396]

11 hours ago, Vassal said:

With summer starting up in full effect I'm reminded of the beach. One of the pee scenarios I love is women having sneaky pees on the beach. Even people who don't have our fetish let loose with their inhibitions at the beach, hell it's even widely accepted. Which is funny considering, despite having this fetish and doing some pee play I didn't start pissing my swimsuit at the beach until my twenties. For some reason I always went to use the bathrooms. I love reading stories of the various ways people pee at the beach. Whether it be through their swimsuits in the water, taking advantage of the wetness and dripping water of coming out the water, peeing into the sand while sitting (whether into a conveniently dug hole or not) or right into their towels or chairs as they lay or sit into the sun. The variations of how to pee are almost endless. 

I'd love to have a beach day with a similarly minded woman with loads of drinks and just have fun together peeing in various naughty discrete and some non-discrete pees. Just pissing the day away together and seeing how far we could take it.

One of the last times I was at a beach with a woman friend we were drinking beers in chairs right at the water line and neither of us left to pee, or at the very least I sure didn't. Wasn't in the right mode of thinking at the time to bring it up, a missed opportunity. The house we stayed at was also had a lot of unique pee friendly toilet alternatives too. The rooms upstairs all had sinks in them, there was a wet room bathroom with a shower and drain and a nice fenced in backyard with an outdoor shower. And of course if anyone can tell from my stories I'd love to have this like-minded woman in a house and just have loads of naughty pees, even if it's just openly into containers and pee safe areas. 

Alternatively I'd also love to explore some abandoned buildings and places and see what mischief we could get up to. 

I sooo love peeing through my swimsuit while swimming. It's a lot easier to do it in a lake than in the ocean for some reason. Maybe it's the waves just pushing me around constantly making it harder for me to relax.

Edited June 8, 2021 by Ms. Tito

[IEnjoyPiss 189]

I think for me its mainly finding the right girl who also enjoys a piss fetish like myself
However in terms of specifics it would probably be:
1: both piss on a female and be pissed on a female whilst on the bed, not caring if the sheets get wet and sleeping afterwards
2: pissing around my own house and not caring about where it goes just enjoying the stream flowing from my penis
3: having a female give me a handjob and/or blowjob whilst I pee (I have masturbated after I peed before) 
4: Drinking pee (both my own and the females) from the source and in a cup (doesn't bother me)
5: Doing some minor public peeing (mainly in wooded areas)

[pussylover 70]

13 hours ago, Vassal said:

With summer starting up in full effect I'm reminded of the beach. One of the pee scenarios I love is women having sneaky pees on the beach. Even people who don't have our fetish let loose with their inhibitions at the beach, hell it's even widely accepted. Which is funny considering, despite having this fetish and doing some pee play I didn't start pissing my swimsuit at the beach until my twenties. For some reason I always went to use the bathrooms. I love reading stories of the various ways people pee at the beach. Whether it be through their swimsuits in the water, taking advantage of the wetness and dripping water of coming out the water, peeing into the sand while sitting (whether into a conveniently dug hole or not) or right into their towels or chairs as they lay or sit into the sun. The variations of how to pee are almost endless. 

I'd love to have a beach day with a similarly minded woman with loads of drinks and just have fun together peeing in various naughty discrete and some non-discrete pees. Just pissing the day away together and seeing how far we could take it.

One of the last times I was at a beach with a woman friend we were drinking beers in chairs right at the water line and neither of us left to pee, or at the very least I sure didn't. Wasn't in the right mode of thinking at the time to bring it up, a missed opportunity. The house we stayed at was also had a lot of unique pee friendly toilet alternatives too. The rooms upstairs all had sinks in them, there was a wet room bathroom with a shower and drain and a nice fenced in backyard with an outdoor shower. And of course if anyone can tell from my stories I'd love to have this like-minded woman in a house and just have loads of naughty pees, even if it's just openly into containers and pee safe areas. 

Alternatively I'd also love to explore some abandoned buildings and places and see what mischief we could get up to. 

I love that - a woman trying to pee discretely, like a man on a wall.  Ordinarily, pulling your pants down and squatting is pretty conspicuous but at the beach you just need to pull your suit to the side.  

[wannawatchuwiggle 131]

On 1/12/2021 at 6:34 PM, JMY said:

Very simple.To be invisible and follow any girl i liked into the ladies unseen,and observe them do their thing.

Great fantasy !!

if you'd like to read about that: try "the fermata " by author nicholson baker. 

[DBBoy 12]

On 8/8/2020 at 3:46 PM, Pissygal00 said:

I think that being the girl being peed on below would be pretty fun. hope the aim is good 😂

I'm sure he would "aim" to please!

[Sweets 4,517]

On 6/7/2021 at 11:48 AM, Vassal said:

With summer starting up in full effect I'm reminded of the beach. One of the pee scenarios I love is women having sneaky pees on the beach. Even people who don't have our fetish let loose with their inhibitions at the beach, hell it's even widely accepted. Which is funny considering, despite having this fetish and doing some pee play I didn't start pissing my swimsuit at the beach until my twenties. For some reason I always went to use the bathrooms. I love reading stories of the various ways people pee at the beach. Whether it be through their swimsuits in the water, taking advantage of the wetness and dripping water of coming out the water, peeing into the sand while sitting (whether into a conveniently dug hole or not) or right into their towels or chairs as they lay or sit into the sun. The variations of how to pee are almost endless. 

I'd love to have a beach day with a similarly minded woman with loads of drinks and just have fun together peeing in various naughty discrete and some non-discrete pees. Just pissing the day away together and seeing how far we could take it.

One of the last times I was at a beach with a woman friend we were drinking beers in chairs right at the water line and neither of us left to pee, or at the very least I sure didn't. Wasn't in the right mode of thinking at the time to bring it up, a missed opportunity. The house we stayed at was also had a lot of unique pee friendly toilet alternatives too. The rooms upstairs all had sinks in them, there was a wet room bathroom with a shower and drain and a nice fenced in backyard with an outdoor shower. And of course if anyone can tell from my stories I'd love to have this like-minded woman in a house and just have loads of naughty pees, even if it's just openly into containers and pee safe areas. 

Alternatively I'd also love to explore some abandoned buildings and places and see what mischief we could get up to. 

This sounds like a fun day at the beach.  Pissing the day away sounds like fun 

[ppppppp 1,499]

On 6/7/2021 at 4:48 PM, Vassal said:

With summer starting up in full effect I'm reminded of the beach. One of the pee scenarios I love is women having sneaky pees on the beach. Even people who don't have our fetish let loose with their inhibitions at the beach, hell it's even widely accepted. Which is funny considering, despite having this fetish and doing some pee play I didn't start pissing my swimsuit at the beach until my twenties. For some reason I always went to use the bathrooms. I love reading stories of the various ways people pee at the beach. Whether it be through their swimsuits in the water, taking advantage of the wetness and dripping water of coming out the water, peeing into the sand while sitting (whether into a conveniently dug hole or not) or right into their towels or chairs as they lay or sit into the sun. The variations of how to pee are almost endless. 

I'd love to have a beach day with a similarly minded woman with loads of drinks and just have fun together peeing in various naughty discrete and some non-discrete pees. Just pissing the day away together and seeing how far we could take it.

One of the last times I was at a beach with a woman friend we were drinking beers in chairs right at the water line and neither of us left to pee, or at the very least I sure didn't. Wasn't in the right mode of thinking at the time to bring it up, a missed opportunity. The house we stayed at was also had a lot of unique pee friendly toilet alternatives too. The rooms upstairs all had sinks in them, there was a wet room bathroom with a shower and drain and a nice fenced in backyard with an outdoor shower. And of course if anyone can tell from my stories I'd love to have this like-minded woman in a house and just have loads of naughty pees, even if it's just openly into containers and pee safe areas. 

Alternatively I'd also love to explore some abandoned buildings and places and see what mischief we could get up to. 

One of my favourites too.

It dates back to my teens when I first realised that girls of my own age would pee in the sea or on the sand when we were at a beach with no toilets.  That started only when I saw a girl squat in the shallows, just dipping her shorts in the water.  It was a sudden shock as I understood that I was watching her going in her clothes.

From that moment I was hooked.  I learned to read their body language, so I could sometimes spot when a girl needed to piss.  That was not difficult when she was blatantly holding herself, but could be more subtle.

I discovered that some girls would try hard not to be spotted while they emptied themselves.  Others didn't seem to care if people might watch them weeing (or perhaps they just didn't think that anyone would notice).  I liked to watch the trickle running from their swimsuits as they squatted over the wet sand, or crouched over the surface of the sea.

[Applepiss 22]

This might dive into other things as well. A favorite fantasy of mine is acting as sort of a pet where I live with someone and I'm allowed to piss wherever I want so say I'm sitting on the couch watching tv if I need to go I just go right there. After the person finds out what I did they bend me over their knee and spank me. They would also pee on me whenever they felt like it. This fantasy of mine would happen with a partner or with friends doesn't really matter to me.

[Transpeerant 346]

I know this is an older post but I can’t help but still share some of mine

1: Simply pissing all over a guy. Sitting on his dick and spraying piss over his chest and stomach, peeing on his dick. 
2: Riding a guys face and peeing into his mouth and over his face. 
3: Less realistic, but being in a mostly empty building all day with someone and pissing to our hearts content. I’d go all over the giant meeting table and perhaps fucking on the table as well, peeing on any carpet and chairs I find, try to spray the whiteboards, make a mess of the restrooms. 
4: One that’s realistic but not sure I could get myself to do due to not wanting to vandalize lol. But of course would love to piss all over a hotel room over a short weekend trip. 

[likesToLick 10,216]

12 hours ago, Applepiss said:

A favorite fantasy of mine is acting as sort of a pet where I live with someone and I'm allowed to piss wherever I want so say I'm sitting on the couch watching tv if I need to go I just go right there.

Oh yes,  that would be so sweet to have a pet girl who did that.   On the sofa,  on the dining table,   in the dishwasher,  on the carpet in the study, on the pool deck - just wherever she happened to be at the time.   What a delight she would be.

[Doc-S 73]

When they wear outfits like in those outdoor wedding voyeur videos that make it that extra struggle to squat and pee.

[ChrisS 513]

On 6/10/2021 at 5:45 AM, ppppppp said:

One of my favourites too.

It dates back to my teens when I first realised that girls of my own age would pee in the sea or on the sand when we were at a beach with no toilets.  That started only when I saw a girl squat in the shallows, just dipping her shorts in the water.  It was a sudden shock as I understood that I was watching her going in her clothes.

From that moment I was hooked.  I learned to read their body language, so I could sometimes spot when a girl needed to piss.  That was not difficult when she was blatantly holding herself, but could be more subtle.

I discovered that some girls would try hard not to be spotted while they emptied themselves.  Others didn't seem to care if people might watch them weeing (or perhaps they just didn't think that anyone would notice).  I liked to watch the trickle running from their swimsuits as they squatted over the wet sand, or crouched over the surface of the sea.

@Vassal and @ppppppp, in case you didn't already see it, this poll is almost certainly right up your alley based on what you're saying about beach peeing intrigue:

 

[gg111 97]

I’d love to witness a girl who has to pee so bad that her stream comes out before her butt can hit the toilet seat. Something about her just barely making it drives me up a wall.

I’d also love to fuck a girl who really has to pee doggy style. And for her to let it out while I’m deep inside her.

[deliquescent 2,696]

I once went out drinking with my (former) GF and her female friend 'J'. J got up to pee and I excused myself for the men's room. I pulled up to the urinal trough and out pops J from the stall. She whips by saying "sorry, ladies was full". GF later said, "'J' is the queen of 'pee anywhere'". Wish I kept better track of 'J'. 

In my much replayed fantasy, however, when I head into the men's room, the urinal is occupied, so I go into the stall only to encounter J midstream. "We can share" she says. So I whip out my dick and aim the stream between her legs into the bowl. As I harden, my stream threatens to soak her. "That will never do," she says and takes my pissing dick into her mouth to swallow the remaining portion, just as her stream finishes in the bowl.

[deliquescent 2,696]

Just now, deliquescent said:

 ...so I go into the stall only to encounter J midstream. 

The only stall in this little dive bar had non-locking swinging doors, as I recall, which helps lend plausibility to the fantasy.