Peeing on the job

[Alfresco 10,992]

This morning, I had to take my daughter to the doctors, but being as they are short of doctors, they had a Paramedic there for minor ailments, so we saw her.   The paramedic in question was about 30 years old, dark hair, about 5'7" tall and with a shapely figure.   Towards the end of the appointment, whilst we were waiting for some forms to print, I asked her a question which led to an interesting, if short, conversation:

Me: "If you are a paramedic, what's made you take a job in a surgery rather than out in the field?"

Paramedic: "I've been out in the field for five years"

Me: "So fancied a change then?"

Paramedic: "Yes, it is a bit more civilised and consistent - for a start, they've got a toilet here and they don't have them in the back of an ambulance."

Me: "I can imagine it is a bit awkward when you are out, but surely you get to use the toilets at the depots and hospitals"

Paramedic: "Well mostly, but some of the hospitals are fussy about letting us use their staff toilets and sometimes we are away from base for a long time."

Me: "But that's ridiculous, you are all part of the same team"

Paramedic: "You'd think that, but sometimes it's just easier to go in the back of the ambulance and I'd know, I've peed in a lot of ambulances".

Me: "So a bucket is now an important item of ambulance equipment?"

Paramedic: "Something like that, yes."

The paperwork had printed by then, so there was no real way to keep the conversation going, but it was an interesting insight into one job where people are forced to improvise sometimes.   I must admit, that I had sometimes wondered, but I always presumed that except in big situations where an ambulance may be at a scene for a long time, there would usually be sufficient opportunities to reach a toilet between calls.

Now I have this vision in my mind of this particular paramedic crouched in the back of an ambulance with her uniform trousers at her knees, her bum exposed and a stream thundering into a bucket or more likely one of those paper bowls they use to catch vomit, then she puts it on the bed, stands up and pulls up her trousers, opens the back door and takes a furtive look around before dumping the pee out into the gutter.

So - has anyone here had experience of a job where you have to improvise for a toilet or heard from others who have been in that situation?

[toiletfloorpee 428]

I used to work in a burger van in a lay by on a busyish main road when I was in between college and finding something better paying work wise. I would do weekends and Friday afternoons. The layby was pretty busy on the week days but a bit quiet on the weekends although as there were some public loos there too tourists would stop on their way between places. We used to use the loos when we needed obviously until one day when we opened and found that there had been vandalism the Friday night before and the loos had been locked out of use until they could be repaired.

It started off pretty straight forwardly as it was not a warm weekend and it wasn't really the season for holidays so no one stopped and we didn't serve anyone (myself and the guy who ran the burger van). One guy pulled in with his wife eventually, he walked off to the loo block and then came back, said something to his wife, obviously explaining they were closed, then peed in the bushes by his car (the lay by wasn't alongside the road, there was a long line of bushes and trees between. His wife stayed in the car. My workmate nipped off to buy more burger buns shortly after as he had realised we had very few and all was quiet for half an hour until I realised I needed a wee. No cars were in sight so I grabbed a bowl we used for wiping down the outside of the van and squatted over it and had a quick wee, pulling my knickers back up just as a car appeared in the lay by  :P Lucky timing. It took them 5 weeks to mend the loos!

[gldenwetgoose 20,221]

You’ve just reminded me of a story my other half told me a while ago, a curvy friend of hers owned a burger van, whilst she was closing down one night, realised she couldn’t wait any longer and also improvised with a bucket. 
In her case though she managed to form an airtight seal around the lip of the bucket. As she stood up, the bucket with quite a sizeable bladder load in it fell to the floor - spraying most of the catering van in her hot nectar. 
Apparently she spent the next hour cleaning the van!

[Alfresco 10,992]

17 hours ago, toiletfloorpee said:

I grabbed a bowl we used for wiping down the outside of the van and squatted over it and had a quick wee

Good to see you had a solution. 

17 hours ago, toiletfloorpee said:

It took them 5 weeks to mend the loos!

So did that bowl get a lot of use over those five weeks or did you have any other solutions?

[toiletfloorpee 428]

I realised I had to keep washing the bowl so I found other solutions :P x

[Alfresco 10,992]

On 2/12/2020 at 8:15 PM, toiletfloorpee said:

I realised I had to keep washing the bowl so I found other solutions 😛 x

So, would you be willing to share?  Sounds interesting.

[JesseP 1,265]

Friend of my daughters were into horsey stuff. When on show jumping or whatever they did they would go into the horse van and pee into a straw bale. I never plucked up the courage to ask if they sat or squatted but being a perv I found it very horny that mother and daughter were both squatting and peeing into a straw bale.

[JesseP 1,265]

Ex lady friend I have mentioned before on here, she used to work in a chinese take away. Only one toilet so if it was occupied and she need to pee she would nip out into the back yard and squat, she enjoyed telling me about it 🙂

[Spot24 27]

Just last week I was stuck in traffic driving to work as they were doing some roadworks on one of the streets. I watched this attractive 20 something girl in hi-vis workwear (maybe a traffic controller) walk down the street from the work site looking into different shops.

There was a cafe right where I was, it was the only shop open. From the door she asked the guy something I could not hear. I presume it was if they had a toilet because he lead her to a service way a few doors down before he returned alone and the traffic started to move.

Got me thinking about how road workers pee, especially as they increasing seem to be girls around here.

[peegirl99 873]

Been holding all day and started getting desperate. Nearing the end of my work day and all alone in the office I decided to not let this hold go to waste and have some fun. No one will be back in until Monday so plenty of time for things to dry. I found a spot in the back and move some stuff out of the way so I could cover it back up when I’m done. 
 

I pulled my pants down and got into a low squat. Started letting it out slow and it felt so good to get some relief in such a naughty way. I started feeling good and got a little daring so I started letting it go faster until I realized the puddle was getting big. I stopped to assess the damage I’d done and decided that was enough. 
 

I am still pretty full and trying to decide what to do with the rest of this. Currently sitting at my desk rubbing myself. 
 

 

[Mrhapee 279]

Love naughty peeing.  So damn sexy 😈

[radu 125]

Wow! This is very sexy puddle. It's a pity, you have stopped. I wonder how big this puddle would be if you piss all. Do you have a very large bladder?

[bcreed1983 456]

Curious to hear/see how this ended

[pee01 1,469]

Nice picture from you and looks like you had to go bad. I would love to hear and see you squat outside. I love naughty pee from you. Thanks for the picture from you. 

[Cum_ez 393]

So I work for a landscaping company and we are given our own trucks and we work alone. We usually go to 40 different homes throughout the whole day. We are allowed to go to a Timmies or McDonalds to get lunch if you didn't bring one or use the bathroom. But that can take some time depending on the area your working in. 

So I 99% of the time pee in peoples backyards, sides, and once or twice in the front yard of their homes. Its really fun and exciting for me. I used to drink 3 liters of water a day, so I would piss so much. Sometimes I hold it so I can take a big strong piss. There has been a few times I've almost got caught. Some house are easier to pee on than others. 

I would like to hear about more occupations that give you fun peeing opportunities while working. Thanks

[pguy2981 930]

My friend was/is a paramedic. She's not too huge into pee so I feel uncomfortable popping this sort of question, but it's hot to think about her in such a desperate situation.

[DoctorDoctor 1,067]

On 7/9/2021 at 2:38 PM, peegirl99 said:

Been holding all day and started getting desperate. Nearing the end of my work day and all alone in the office I decided to not let this hold go to waste and have some fun. No one will be back in until Monday so plenty of time for things to dry. I found a spot in the back and move some stuff out of the way so I could cover it back up when I’m done. 
 

I pulled my pants down and got into a low squat. Started letting it out slow and it felt so good to get some relief in such a naughty way. I started feeling good and got a little daring so I started letting it go faster until I realized the puddle was getting big. I stopped to assess the damage I’d done and decided that was enough. 
 

I am still pretty full and trying to decide what to do with the rest of this. Currently sitting at my desk rubbing myself. 
 

 

That is a big puddle with a lot of splatters.  It must have been a serious need and you weren't even empty yet! Wow.

[Wolfpee 307]

I use to work on a family farm but only has one public toilet in the cafe. And I was in a petting area and the distance between is just horrible I would say it takes a few mins to walk to get to. So I just pop into one of the animal stable and pee in there. But I have seen loads of kids pee outside near petting area cos they can’t hold it to walk all the way back. And most of the staffs were females and they are always asking me to cover them while they ran off to use the loo telling me that they needed to go badly. 

[Cum_ez 393]

Today I caught pissing at work.

So today when I arrived at a house I said I'll pee here because I've peed in this backyard before. I always say it's not personal some house are just easier to pee on than others. So I spoke to the old lady just before then she left. So I go to the corner of the house pull my dick out and start pissing. The old lady comes around the corner and fully catches me dick in hand mid stream! I'm like Fuck Fuck Fuck and pull my dick in as fast as I can. She backs up around the corner and then waits for me. I go then speak to her about her lawn. Then she gives me a bottle of water and says thank you. Now it's time to fully apologize. So I say I'm sorry for what happened back there. She says its okay and don't worry about. I also asked if she saw my dick knowing that she very much got a good look. I feel so bad because she is such a nice lady. I was hard the whole time speaking to her. Because my dumbass thought this would be like a porno I would fucker her. I didn't really try to suggest have sex with her but I kept on looking at her chest and made sure you could see my boner through my pants.

Anyways that's my story thank you for reading I hope you all enjoy.

(P.S. If I go back to that house I'm getting "caught" again.)

>:)

[Alfresco 10,992]

Today I'm pretty sure I caught a painter working at our house peeing in the drain on the patio.

So, we have three painters here who have been here for a few days.  They are working downstairs whilst I am working on my day job upstairs in my office.  

Up until yesterday, two days ago, there was a toilet downstairs which they were using as and when needed.  I am a good host and keep them supplied with tea and I heard the flush of the downstairs loo several times a day.   Also, due to the work, there is no handle or lock on the door and my wife very nearly caught one of them peeing.  She came out of her office and could hear one of the guys peeing into the water with the door open about 6 inches.  Yesterday we had some other work done in the downstairs toilet, which required removal of the toilet.   I advised them that the toilet would be out of action, but they could use the one upstairs.  However, I only noted the toilet upstairs being used twice during the day yesterday.   This morning, I went down to make more tea and one of the painters was outside on the patio stood where the drain is and was facing the kitchen window.  As I approached the kitchen, he quickly turned away and started walking back to the back door.   I noted that he didn't appear to be filling any receptacle from the water tap or washing any tools etc, so I'm 99% sure he was peeing in the drain.   I went outside to "check the weather" and noted that there were splash marks on the drain cover and around the drain.   Yes, they could have been water from rinsing tools, etc, but I'm pretty sure that they are peeing in the drain rather than coming up and down the stairs every time they need to pee.

[TylerHasFun 749]

I worked in construction for a few years.  And dude, I was pissing onsite, constantly.  The company I worked for, a lot of the places I ended up going to, lots of the same guys were there too.  Most of the guys were in their 30s, they thought it was hilarious, and were used to my antics.  I'd walk over, 5 feet away from the other guys working and piss on the timber frame,  We'd be laying the foundation and I' walk to the edge and take a leak.  I pissed over the edge of the roof were building.  Sometimes the drywall, but It'd leave a noticeable stain, so not always.  The foreman would tell me to knock it off, but he thought it was funny too and eventually just ignored it.   The guys would say that the place wasn't done until Ty signed it.  

[speedy3471 10,627]

25 minutes ago, TylerHasFun said:

  The guys would say that the place wasn't done until Ty signed it.  

What a unique signature you have 😜

[TylerHasFun 749]

On 7/20/2022 at 10:32 PM, Cum_ez said:

Today I caught pissing at work.

So today when I arrived at a house I said I'll pee here because I've peed in this backyard before. I always say it's not personal some house are just easier to pee on than others. So I spoke to the old lady just before then she left. So I go to the corner of the house pull my dick out and start pissing. The old lady comes around the corner and fully catches me dick in hand mid stream! I'm like Fuck Fuck Fuck and pull my dick in as fast as I can. She backs up around the corner and then waits for me. I go then speak to her about her lawn. Then she gives me a bottle of water and says thank you. Now it's time to fully apologize. So I say I'm sorry for what happened back there. She says its okay and don't worry about. I also asked if she saw my dick knowing that she very much got a good look. I feel so bad because she is such a nice lady. I was hard the whole time speaking to her. Because my dumbass thought this would be like a porno I would fucker her. I didn't really try to suggest have sex with her but I kept on looking at her chest and made sure you could see my boner through my pants.

Anyways that's my story thank you for reading I hope you all enjoy.

(P.S. If I go back to that house I'm getting "caught" again.)

>:)

Dude, she liked it

[TylerHasFun 749]

On 4/16/2022 at 9:34 AM, Cum_ez said:

So I work for a landscaping company and we are given our own trucks and we work alone. We usually go to 40 different homes throughout the whole day. We are allowed to go to a Timmies or McDonalds to get lunch if you didn't bring one or use the bathroom. But that can take some time depending on the area your working in. 

So I 99% of the time pee in peoples backyards, sides, and once or twice in the front yard of their homes. Its really fun and exciting for me. I used to drink 3 liters of water a day, so I would piss so much. Sometimes I hold it so I can take a big strong piss. There has been a few times I've almost got caught. Some house are easier to pee on than others. 

I would like to hear about more occupations that give you fun peeing opportunities while working. Thanks

Did any of your co-workers notice?

[TylerHasFun 749]

I've got another one for ya.

Keeping the same energy as when I used to work construction, BUT now I'm like a shift leader/assistant manager of a pizza place (I am a musician, but this helps make ends meet). I take smoke breaks out in the back parking lot. There is this wooden-fence trash enclosure area where we throw our garbage.  This place is sort of in a corner, surrounded on two sides by woods so this back parking lot is mostly where the trash is and where the delivery drivers/employees park.  Customers park in the front (of course).  When its just the male drivers working, usually in the morning/early afternoon hours (the women come later around 5 PM for a few hours), I will take my smoke break and add a little piss break.  I feel like the women would be weird about it.  BUt with men, its all good with me.  Drivers will be pulling up coming back from deliveries and I'm taking a leak along the wooden fence enclosure.  There were two drivers who had a problem with it and would complain to the manager.  The manager says he hates it and complains but more often than not, he will come outside, see me pissing, say something like "what the fuck Tyler" but then will join me in a smoke break, and we'd talk about the store, while I'm pissing.  One of those drivers who had a problem with it, eventually quit anyways, and the other one doesn't say much about it.  The other drivers think its funny.  They say shit like, "sausage for your pizza" or "making that special ingredient".  One of them will honk his horn at me, and scare the shit outta me and I can hear him laughing in his car.  He's cool though.  If I'm closing the store, the regular late night driver, Andy, he would piss outside there too.  Its funny because I caught him pissing first before he realized that I do the same thing. I came out one night and saw him taking a leak and he says oh shit.  I tell him its cool, I do the same thing.  We're real chill about it.  Sometimes I will be out smoking (not pissing), he will pull in from his delivery, and walk over to the trash enclosure and start pissing, chatting with me.  He also sometimes just steps out of his car and pisses on the parking lot.  Dude must drink like a ton of something, because some nights, I mean he pisses like 10 times.  

Lol, we have fun here.