Adyguy6970 811 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 Yesterday I got a bit lost on the outskirts of a city in the North of England, looking for a shop which seemed to no longer exist. Prior to my expedition I'd drunk rather a lot of water and a pot of tea and, no, I hadn't gone to the toilet. Being a chill January afternoon, it wasn't long before I could feel my bladder filling up and it wasn't too long before I became incredibly desperate. Fortunately I was wearing some heavy duty Tena pants at the time so, after hanging on for as long as I could, I eventually did a bit of a wee to release some of the pressure on my rather distended bladder. Finding my way back to the city centre, I stumbled across a public house and made a dash for the gents. Rarely has relief felt so good! 2 Quote Link to post
gldenwetgoose 20,206 Posted January 31, 2020 Share Posted January 31, 2020 That sounds like a level of decency quite out of the ordinary for northern England. 😉 (I can say that as a northerner...) 1 Quote Link to post
Alfresco 10,989 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 I think I would have just found a quiet side road and solved the problem 2 Quote Link to post
Sandyroberts 24 Posted February 3, 2020 Share Posted February 3, 2020 It's nice to hear that you let some pee warm your Tena pants before you hurried off to the public toilets for your release. You never want to waste it all. Quote Link to post
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