Disrespecting the Dead - FICTION

[miniskirtpisser 335]

Hey all, I came across a joke in other pee forum. I can’t remember the joke exactly but it’s about two woman going home and peeing in a cemetery. The first one chose to throw away her panties because they were wet. The second one did the same and also wiped with the ribbon of a flower arrangement. The punchline was when their husbands discussed their wives’ action during the night out. The husband of the first woman thinks that she is unfaithful because she came home without her panties. The husband of the second woman thinks that his wife is even worse because a ribbon saying “with thanks from the fire department” was stuck on her ass. The story below is my take on the joke. I tried to increase the naughtiness aspect of it. I hope you enjoy it. 

 

The work below is a work of fiction. I do fantasize peeing like Angie but I will never do it in real life. On with the story.

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“Oh darn it. That bottomless drink was a terrible idea,” Angie muttered while clutching her crotch tightly. “Oh no… What to do, what to do….,” she said as she jumped lightly on her feet. She continued walking in pain until she reached a small cemetery plot. “Ah, fuck it. I’ll go there,” she said as she stepped over the short fences. She walked slightly inside of the cemetery complex until she chanced upon a marble headstone. She looked around and she thanked all of her lucky stars. The cemetery was deserted. She approached the marble headstone whilst undoing the buttons of her jeans shorts. She then pulled down the zipper and peeled the tight shorts. She let them drop to her knees. She hooked her thumbs on the sides of her pink satin panties and brought them down as well. Her pussy is free at last. 

 

Unceremoniously, she sat on the headstone as if she is sitting on a toilet. She pushed herself backward and let her buttocks hang down. “Here we go,” she said as her floodgate opened. Her pee jetted out of her hairless slit and noisily struck the marble surface. The strong stream emanated from her opening bounces off the headstone creating splatters all over the place. Most of her amber liquid travels down the headstone and created a foamy pool on the pedestal at the bottom of said headstone. Some of the liquid honey ended up wetting her lower half but she did not care. The relief was orgasmic. 

 

As her effluent receded, she started surveying her surrounding looking for some sort of cloth to wipe herself. As she is finished with her naughty deed, she shook her thighs several times to remove drops of pee that stubbornly cling to her nether region. Usually she always has a pack of tissue with her for such occasion. Unfortunately, she forgot to bring some tonight. She saw a bouquet of flowers on the neighboring tombstone. She untied it and took its wrapping paper and satin ribbon. She pat them on her pussy and inner thighs trying to remove as much liquid as possible. Feeling dryer, she dropped the used paper on her cooling pee and redressed. She then nonchalantly leave the cemetery. Not caring even one bit about her profane act. 

 

A cooling puddle of piss and crumpled paper and ribbon were left behind as testament of her naughty deed. The smell of her piss was so acrid because she drank plenty of beer and she had asparagus for her lunch and dinner. The deep amber color of her pee clearly contrasted with the whiteness of the marble headstone that appeared to be newly erected. If a grieving family member somehow visited the grave, it will be clear to them that a woman has callously treated it as her impromptu toilet. 

 

Edited October 19, 2019 by miniskirtpisser

[ButterflyGod 60]

Just want to say, this taboo form of naughty pissing is my absolute favourite!! I've actually found this story too, and multiple other ones, along with a bunch of videos on Motherless of girls pissing on graves. I know some people are very against it, but thanks for writing this story, I hope you make more and possibly longer ones! (I read your other stories too, they were awesome)

[miniskirtpisser 335]

3 hours ago, ButterflyGod said:

Just want to say, this taboo form of naughty pissing is my absolute favourite!! I've actually found this story too, and multiple other ones, along with a bunch of videos on Motherless of girls pissing on graves. I know some people are very against it, but thanks for writing this story, I hope you make more and possibly longer ones! (I read your other stories too, they were awesome)

Thank you very much. I am glad you enjoyed the story. If you have any story/scenario idea, please let me know. Women solo naughty peeing is my ultimate turn on but I often do not have story ideas. 

I have also checked motherless. Those girls are fearless. 

 

 

[guy00 61]

This story is awesome! Girls pissing on graves are a major turn-on for me!

[Chicklover99 562]

Great story thanks for sharing 

[daemoniak 586]

Loved the story!

I just wonder if I am the odd one, as for some reason I find it naughtier NOT to emphasize the naughtiness.

Specifically, I find the story better without those two sentences:

On ‎10‎/‎19‎/‎2019 at 8:57 AM, miniskirtpisser said:

Not caring even one bit about her profane act. 

 

On ‎10‎/‎19‎/‎2019 at 8:57 AM, miniskirtpisser said:

If a grieving family member somehow visited the grave, it will be clear to them that a woman has callously treated it as her impromptu toilet. 

For some reason, I find that emphasizing the naughtiness is a turn-off. I feel like the author is trying too hard to dictate my feelings/reactions. It feels like railroading... maybe because I am bit of a contrarian.

Or maybe it is because NOT emphasizing the naughtiness makes it look like this is a perfectly normal and routine happening. She needed to pee, there was a convenient tombstone to use as a toilet, no need to make a fuss about it!

[miniskirtpisser 335]

23 hours ago, guy00 said:

This story is awesome! Girls pissing on graves are a major turn-on for me!

Thank you very much!! I am glad you enjoyed it. 

[miniskirtpisser 335]

22 hours ago, Chicklover99 said:

Great story thanks for sharing 

Most welcome 😊

[miniskirtpisser 335]

12 hours ago, daemoniak said:

Loved the story!

I just wonder if I am the odd one, as for some reason I find it naughtier NOT to emphasize the naughtiness.

Specifically, I find the story better without those two sentences:

 

For some reason, I find that emphasizing the naughtiness is a turn-off. I feel like the author is trying too hard to dictate my feelings/reactions. It feels like railroading... maybe because I am bit of a contrarian.

Or maybe it is because NOT emphasizing the naughtiness makes it look like this is a perfectly normal and routine happening. She needed to pee, there was a convenient tombstone to use as a toilet, no need to make a fuss about it!

Hey Daemoniak, thank you for the constructive criticism. I agree with your comment regarding the first sentence (i.e. “Not caring one bit ...”). After re-reading the story, this sentence does seems superfluous.  It feels like I am telling the reader what she feels instead of allowing the audience to make their own conclusion. 

Having said the above, I feel that the second sentence (i.e. If grieving family member, ....) should stay. I was inspired by @Brutus story (

) in which I really enjoyed the description about how sad Mrs Russo was when the two girls pretty much destroy her favorite daffodils. I was trying to get that kind of effect in this particular story. If you have better idea on how to get that effect without being dictating the readers’ feeling/reactions, I would really appreciate your suggestions. 

[ButterflyGod 60]

On 10/20/2019 at 4:46 AM, miniskirtpisser said:

Thank you very much. I am glad you enjoyed the story. If you have any story/scenario idea, please let me know. Women solo naughty peeing is my ultimate turn on but I often do not have story ideas. 

I have also checked motherless. Those girls are fearless. 

 

 

I've got a few naughty pee ideas, relating to graves/desecration/etc, if that might help get the stories flowing?
No pun intended lol

[miniskirtpisser 335]

On 10/22/2019 at 2:17 AM, ButterflyGod said:

I've got a few naughty pee ideas, relating to graves/desecration/etc, if that might help get the stories flowing?
No pun intended lol

Thank you!! Please share your idea with me if you want.

[nopjans 1,142]

Absolutely fabulous story, @miniskirtpisser  

[miniskirtpisser 335]

16 hours ago, nopjans said:

Absolutely fabulous story, @miniskirtpisser  

Thank you very much 😊

[Brutus 2,110]

On 10/20/2019 at 5:26 AM, daemoniak said:

Loved the story!

I just wonder if I am the odd one, as for some reason I find it naughtier NOT to emphasize the naughtiness.

Specifically, I find the story better without those two sentences:

 

For some reason, I find that emphasizing the naughtiness is a turn-off. I feel like the author is trying too hard to dictate my feelings/reactions. It feels like railroading... maybe because I am bit of a contrarian.

Or maybe it is because NOT emphasizing the naughtiness makes it look like this is a perfectly normal and routine happening. She needed to pee, there was a convenient tombstone to use as a toilet, no need to make a fuss about it!

It's subtle but does drill it in more than needed but that being said it's such a minor thing and probably doesn't get under most readers' skin. Non emphasis can indeed be powerful as you said but it's a very fine art.

Overall great story that gets right to the good stuff and wastes no words.

[Brutus 2,110]

@miniskirtpisser I appreciate your mentioning of my story as inspiration, that was unexpected and very humbling. Thank you. 

I think it's worth mentioning also, how endearing you are. Not taking constructive criticism personal, and always conducting yourself with such a joyous attitude, it's very pleasant. It's something I noticed years ago actually.

[miniskirtpisser 335]

9 hours ago, Brutus said:

@miniskirtpisser I appreciate your mentioning of my story as inspiration, that was unexpected and very humbling. Thank you. 

I think it's worth mentioning also, how endearing you are. Not taking constructive criticism personal, and always conducting yourself with such a joyous attitude, it's very pleasant. It's something I noticed years ago actually.

Thank you very much for your kind words, Brutus. I love most of your stories and I do get inspired by them. I hope you’ll write more of them 😊