Objects for your peeing

[Sephora 2,372]

Name 5 objects you have peed on or in.

1. I peed on a neighbors lawnmower

2. I managed once to pee in a beer mug

3. In a grocery fridge where they keep beer.

4. I have peed on a hotel carpet/plant

5. I also peed in a cup in a car.

[glad1 2,832]

This sounds like it could be fun.

I've peed on two of the five you have, the beer mug and in a cup in a car. A couple times on a date,  I wasn't the only one to.

Five different ones for me:

1.   I've peed in a friend's rowboat. She got a good look.

2.   Another time was in a girlfriend's bikini panties while she was wearing them. 

3.   I also used a mixing bowl when I was in the kitchen after having dinner with friends.

4.   Many times I use the utility sink in my house.

5.   In a large detergent bottle when I was on a boat.

[Guest UnabashedUser]

Oh five's just the start. Let me begin though:

1. Sandbox with playmate  just a kid
2. Back seat of car at drive-in movie
3. Bathroom sink
4. Trash cans in bus/train stops
5. Elevator of swank hotel

[Sweets 4,517]

1. Glass vase

2. A cup in our room we weren't close to a bathroom. 

3. My dinning room floor twice.  

4. In the woods. 

5. All over the bathroom floor, on purpose and by accident 

[Pissdrinker 874]

1. All over the toilet (everywhere but the toilet)

2. Carpeted hotel corridors

3. My favourite glass for peeing in / drinking from 

4. A pint glass of someone who has being aggressive (he was so drunk he didn’t notice)

5. In a cupboard at a relative’s house

[speedy3471 10,655]

1. My kitchen floor

2. In between 2 urinals at a bar

3. Trash can

4. The back of a pick up truck

5. On my bath matt in front of my shower

[gldenwetgoose 21,495]

There's some great responses popping up here - bet there are some great tales behind the headlines.

For me, in no particular order:

- Next to my car, often against a hedgerow or grass verge. Great to feel a fresh breeze.

- Off the side of the bed onto the carpet in a student flat - meant to just let a spurt out, but flooded the floor instead.

- Lay on my back in an empty bath enjoying the warmth splashing on my chest,

- In a drinking glass at home whilst browsing this site / in the car into a takeaway cup - will it overflow?

- On the beach promenade at Blackpool, against the concrete wall, puddling in the blown-in sand on the floor whilst on a bike ride.

 

Some of these are a case of absolute needs must - others may have been slightly contrived desperation situations.  Either way, toilets are boring.

[Alfresco 11,633]

@Sephora,  your five are great.  Would love to hear the stories - particularly what got you to pee on a neighbours lawnmower and the story behind peeing in the hotel plant.  What about the beer fridge?  That is not a typical peeing point so there must be a good story there.......

i have had many, but here are five, specifically objects as requested rather than just places

1. On a chair in a hotel room.

2. On the floor of a neighbours shed and onto his paint tins stored there.

3. On dirty washing.

4. Into the dishwasher.

5. On a park bench. 

[Ketchup 183]

In a dark alleyway in New York City

In a large cup in a movie theater

The bathroom sink

On the floor in a hotel

On my ex girlfriend's boobs

[ItalianPeeFan 267]

1 in every sink

2 on dirty washing

3 into dishwasher

4 in trash can at office

5 on my floor

[Pissguy 244]

1: Neighbor's plantpot

2: neighbor's front door

3: bus stop bench

4: on a bin, in public, on a main bust road

5: my carpet

 

[Starks2010 2,197]

Just as a heads up, dude responses. 

1. Car floor mats in my garage.

2. Junkyard cars

3. Girlfriends closet

4. Girlfriends mouth

5. Fitting room wall and carpet.

[mickymoist 3,514]

1. Halfway across the landing against the wall whenI lived at home age 19, so pissed I still don't remember it, the old man caught me and smacked me around the head 🙂

2. The bed...often..always on purpose

3. Hotel room carpet ..also on purpose..I'm such a rebel ....cleaned it up myself straight after 😄

4. Every room in my house, and most objects

5. In my pants in the supermarket a couple of hours ago, let two or three spurts go just enough that I could feel it without it showing

[goldenguy 35]

1)  Hotel room (Carpet/Curtains/Drawers)

2) in a Bible

3) Behind a filing cabinet at a former workplace

4) Queuing for the bathroom at an Indian Restaurant

5) Fitting room wall

[PantyPissr28 448]

1) The carpet in my craft room.

2) The trashcan under my desk at work.

3) Dressing room floor (FINALLY)

4) Plant on my in-laws backporch

5) A cup in the car on a road trip.

[speedy3471 10,655]

2 hours ago, PantyPissr28 said:

 

2) The trashcan under my desk at work.

 

 

Was this because you couldn't make it to the bathroom or did you decide to be naughty lol?

[speedy3471 10,655]

On 8/30/2019 at 12:18 PM, mickymoist said:

 

4. Every room in my house, and most objects

 

Nice, I haven't done this yet lol

[Guest UnabashedUser]

Wife's panties

Rolled up bath towels

Every sink and drain in the house

All over the wife -- everywhere

out of moving pickup trucks

Off the side of a US Navy destroyer while underway

Into Hong Kong and Tokyo bay harbors

Public park in Manila, PI

 

[speedy3471 10,655]

13 minutes ago, UnabashedUser said:

 

Off the side of a US Navy destroyer while underway

 

 

Hopefully not at 30 plus knots hahahahhaha

[Guest UnabashedUser]

No 5 knots or less. 🙂

[PantyPissr28 448]

22 hours ago, speedy3471 said:

Was this because you couldn't make it to the bathroom or did you decide to be naughty lol?

A little of both. I was the only one in the office because everyone else was in a meeting and I couldn’t leave the office unattended. After hour 2 of having to pee so bad, I just slid my panties to the side and slid to the edge of my chair and peed right into the trash can. No one ever knew, except maybe the cleaning crew at night, lol.

[Cuckoo42 1,274]

1. In the shower, simply because it was nearer than the toilet

2. in the middle of a dark unlit main road at midnight.

3. in my kitchen bin while i was having my bathroom refitted.

4. at work on the floor behind some shelving units - done repeatedly.

5. Out of my bathroom window, when it was windy and lashing it down with rain outside, so no one could tell i was peeing

[speedy3471 10,655]

2 hours ago, PantyPissr28 said:

A little of both. I was the only one in the office because everyone else was in a meeting and I couldn’t leave the office unattended. After hour 2 of having to pee so bad, I just slid my panties to the side and slid to the edge of my chair and peed right into the trash can. No one ever knew, except maybe the cleaning crew at night, lol.

Lol awesome. I bet the cleaning crew was surprised lol. Very hot

[Bacardi 10,134]

My list is kinda short.

1. My bath mat

2. My husband's clothes that he never picks up on his side of the bed

3. Behind the dumpster at work every night!

[speedy3471 10,655]

20 hours ago, Bacardi said:

 

 

2. My husband's clothes that he never picks up on his side of the bed

 

Does he ever wonder why they are damp hahahahaha?