Things i hate with pee porn

[Peevert 890]

On 7/6/2019 at 8:22 AM, PissDude said:

I don't like the "domination" crap

I agree, when a woman pees on me, it has nothing to do with her dominating me.  If anything, I lean toward being a bit dominating.  It's about her pee.

[hentaixt 1,437]

I almost forgot I'd something to add here... I can't stand "pee farts."  That's not a thing..... You're either trying too hard to push it out, meaning you didn't have to go, or you need to learn some control over your anus. The second I hear a fart in video it's closed and forgotten / deleted.

[whiz kid 198]

On 6/9/2019 at 10:50 PM, Brutus said:

When a great voyeur shot is ruined by a brain-dead camera man. There is a series of hidden cam videos where the dumbass operating the camera always pans all the way down to their shoes while they are mid stream and by the time he pans back up, half the action is over. Where the hell did he get the idea that those watching want to see shoes?

 

I know those....Keep the dang camera focussed on her butt, so we can see the entire pee pee session!  I could care less about shoes when there's a chance to see a cute pussy while urine is coming out of it!  

[Doc-S 73]

1. The cameraman talking. Even if it's like the B2B scenarios, it still turns me off. The scene looks more natural if there's an actual male body there.

2. Girls acting super desperate but they don't pee very much.

3. Badly staged videos. If it's staged, it needs a good scenario to go with it.

4. Pointless wetting. Kinda goes with the badly staged thing I guess as it's like they wet themselves for no reason other than the camera. Also I'm a 'just made it' guy but you know.

5. (This is a personal small niggle but I'll include it anyway) I love women talking while peeing, but I wish the big studios like Love Wetting/WD Girls would sub their videos as I can't understand Rusion or chec languages.

[luv2watch 96]

I have learned to expect it, but I hate when I see a beautiful woman's face on a thumbnail, and instead of of her taking a pee, she is drenched by a pissing penis.

 

i also don't like pee porn combined with other elements. I like natural peeing, not streams interrupted by hands, fingers, or dildos.

Japanese  censuring the crevice. is also annoying.

Not seeing the face is annoying as well.

[F.W 5,650]

Or even,this may sound a bit silly but where there are too MANY girls all at once.Theres some where 1 guy is having a pee party with about 10 women,but its hard to follow who you have seen piss,or not,and who he has or has not shagged.Its all fun,but a bit of overload.

[cincy 26]

I want to see them drink pee, not spit it out.

[F.W 5,650]

Not really a gripe,but i do wish there was some way those Japanese could dub into English.In any porn,i find the context of the scene to be as arousing as the setting.

I dont really like where theres just a close up of labia,and maybe the girl is opening them as she pees.I like just natural,but to see the girl as well.

[F.W 5,650]

A quick example of what i DO like,is in the Gold gallery,a girl with a camera taking us with her as she goes to pee,walking through the loos,then afterwards as she leaves.Simple yet fun.

[paul66 163]

-I hate  a talking man

-I hate dicks  in the clip

-I hate the camera is moving, so i know some guy is in that room, and instruct the girl, and film it

-I hate this specialy clean rooms for absolutly staged clips

-I hate clips, the girl is pissing on plastic sheet

-I hate the clips, the girl is only pissing, or squirting a few drops( I saw a clip with a nice girl, masturbating, squirt a few drops, hold her crotch, get up, out of camera sight, and you can hear clearly, she was pissing full force on the carpet out of the sight from the cam)

-I hate girls in clips, with the weight of a truck, and the shape of a chopping block...and they think, they are nice

-I hate clips the girls pissing in toilet, or in bowls, I want to see the imprression, and horniess on her face, when they soak, carpets, and furniture

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[gldenwetgoose 20,226]

Some people (in fact a lot of people) are never satisfied....    All this complaining.

Just be glad you can just jump on line and find such a wealth of amazing material, without state censorship or fear of prosecution.   😉😉 

Celebrate what you've got!

[Sophie 23,017]

1 hour ago, gldenwetgoose said:

Some people (in fact a lot of people) are never satisfied....    All this complaining.

Just be glad you can just jump on line and find such a wealth of amazing material, without state censorship or fear of prosecution.   😉😉 

Celebrate what you've got!

But the question is - things you hate about pee porn. Of course people are going to complain in the thread.

[Sophie 23,017]

I hate when the model just never shuts up. Natalia from WHP is terrible for this. She will talk CONSTANTLY for the whole video.

[F.W 5,650]

I just like a kind of context.

I constantly wish i could speak Japanese to understand why the girls in my favourite "voyeur" video are seeming to be nervous using a certain toilets.

[Dante_Heart 123]

Peeing in toilets is just comparatively boring. I'm also not a big fan of peeing on bowls and on pee pads, or in diapers, but at least diapers are usually in a desperate category so I can filter them out quicker.

I hate it when the camera zooms in too far and you can only see the chick's peeing pussy. I like seeing all of her, especially if she's naked. 

Slight niggle, but I'm annoyed when English based sites have Japanese or European girls speaking their language with no subtitles. I don't hate it, I just wish there were subs. 

I'm also annoyed when the video is titled as peeing, but it's 95% other stuff, like desperation or dildoing. So I usually skip past it and the pay off is like 30 seconds at most. 

 

[PissFanOmega 206]

2 hours ago, Dante_Heart said:

I'm also annoyed when the video is titled as peeing, but it's 95% other stuff, like desperation or dildoing. So I usually skip past it and the pay off is like 30 seconds at most. 

Yeah, those vids are annoying. 30 seconds of action isn't even enough to get hard in most situations.

[Brutus 2,110]

Something a bit unrelated but I get slightly annoyed at dumb comments on the video. I check them sometimes and for example, there was one on a video of Tam Tam South masturbating and peeing in a hotel room, some guy commented how it was hot til she started peeing. 

Another was a hot woman peeing a huge stream outside. Scroll down and this guy says "why the fuck would you even film this stupid shit, what kind of retard gets turned on by pee"

One vid had the models name on screen for some 20 seconds. Dumbass comments "what's her name, anyone please!"

Not worth hating since it doesn't detract from the video, but I figured this is a decent topic to mention it.