Popular Post Jethro P 135 Posted April 2, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted April 2, 2019 As I have said before, I’m a sad old fart. When I was “married”, the sex life between the old witch and I was more like pandas – only when she wanted babies, and then in the dark, missionary, and she’d close her eyes and grit her teeth. When I finally broke off from that stale relationship, I wanted my willy to be pounded. So I got a “male masterbater”. It isn’t like a lady’s pussy; you just stick your willy in, and it just vibrates. I call it my “Willy Wacker” 😃 [I would put a picture here but it says exactly where it came from 😢 ] Thing is, a couple of nights ago, I had a serious boner on and was bursting for a piddle as well. The boner took priority and I stuck my willy in the wacker. I honestly thought it was making me cum, but a huge stream of wee came out instead. The stream just wouldn’t stop, and it felt even better than cumming – it was feckin stunning!! The hard willy, the vibration and the wee altogether were just a stupendous combination! I felt as if I had just had the biggest orgasm of my life. I did it again tonight. I waited until my usual pee time but did the wacker as well. Un-feckin-believable!! Other than finding a real pee partner, that is my new go-to wee experience. 1 4 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,910 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 13 minutes ago, Jethro P said: “Willy Wacker” Willy Wank-a and the Sperm Factory aajajajjaahahahahahahahahahahah Great story… I'm only sad that you had not yet found a girl worthy of you 2 1 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,622 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 8 minutes ago, spywareonya said: Willy Wank-a and the Sperm Factory aajajajjaahahahahahahahahahahah Great story… I'm only sad that you had not yet found a girl worthy of you Hahaha willy wacker and the sperm factory, good one He will find a worthy women, just gotta make the scary first step and go meet them 1 Quote Link to post
Jethro P 135 Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 7 minutes ago, spywareonya said: Willy Wank-a and the Sperm Factory aajajajjaahahahahahahahahahahah "Willy Wanker" did pass my mind, but it doesn't actually wank the willy, it just vibrates and wacks the top of it. Sperm??? I was vasectomised a long time ago. I would love to tell you the circumstances, but another story! 7 minutes ago, spywareonya said: Great story… I'm only sad that you had not yet found a girl worthy of you I am on the look-out. I have a good circle of friends, but you can't just go up to someone and say "Can I pee all over you" 😂 3 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,910 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 11 minutes ago, Jethro P said: "Willy Wanker" did pass my mind, but it doesn't actually wank the willy, it just vibrates and wacks the top of it. Oh… I hope one day you find a girl so to save electricity ahahahahah 11 minutes ago, Jethro P said: Sperm??? I was vasectomised a long time ago. I would love to tell you the circumstances, but another story! ABSOLUTE RESPECT. Whenever you wanna tell me I will listen with utter interest and love 11 minutes ago, Jethro P said: I am on the look-out. I have a good circle of friends, but you can't just go up to someone and say "Can I pee all over you" 😂 Once I tried with a girl, we where dancing together in a cage in a nightclub, she was doing the arc, I mean squatting and then going backward with her chest, and I was high-squatting with my pussy over her face, and I asked her "Can I pee all over you?" 1 1 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,622 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, spywareonya said: Oh… I hope one day you find a girl so to save electricity ahahahahah ABSOLUTE RESPECT. Whenever you wanna tell me I will listen with utter interest and love Once I tried with a girl, we where dancing together in a cage in a nightclub, she was doing the arc, I mean squatting and then going backward with her chest, and I was high-squatting with my pussy over her face, and I asked her "Can I pee all over you?" And did she let you? 1 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,622 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 11 minutes ago, Jethro P said: "Willy Wanker" did pass my mind, but it doesn't actually wank the willy, it just vibrates and wacks the top of it. Sperm??? I was vasectomised a long time ago. I would love to tell you the circumstances, but another story! I am on the look-out. I have a good circle of friends, but you can't just go up to someone and say "Can I pee all over you" 😂 Semen factory then hahahaha. Fair enough, award first question asking that hahahhaha Quote Link to post
Jethro P 135 Posted April 2, 2019 Author Share Posted April 2, 2019 Just now, speedy3471 said: Semen factory then hahahaha. Absolute floods of precum. It's like having a sticky pee 🤣 2 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,622 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 3 minutes ago, Jethro P said: Absolute floods of precum. It's like having a sticky pee 🤣 Hahahahahahahaha Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,910 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 50 minutes ago, speedy3471 said: And did she let you? Y E S I let go on her chest but couldn't aim at her face, and I had to cut it down because theorically speaking the club was a normal one, and that would have been illegal to actually perform a Golden shower... But after that we went to the car and had sex… Alex was with a girl he befriended in some previous nights… 1 1 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,622 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 hour ago, spywareonya said: Y E S I let go on her chest but couldn't aim at her face, and I had to cut it down because theorically speaking the club was a normal one, and that would have been illegal to actually perform a Golden shower... But after that we went to the car and had sex… Alex was with a girl he befriended in some previous nights… As always awesome and so hot 1 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,910 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 7 minutes ago, speedy3471 said: As always awesome and so hot THAT night was great She was barely legal and got this crispy ass, her friend was black skinned (Alex has a thing for them) and Always smiling… I bet she was even more smiling with her mouth full from Alex' cock ahahahaha 2 hours ago, Jethro P said: Absolute floods of precum. It's like having a sticky pee 🤣 NOW THAT is funny ahahahahahahah Stick to the subject of the forum literally aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH 1 1 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,622 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 6 minutes ago, spywareonya said: THAT night was great She was barely legal and got this crispy ass, her friend was black skinned (Alex has a thing for them) and Always smiling… I bet she was even more smiling with her mouth full from Alex' cock ahahahaha NOW THAT is funny ahahahahahahah Stick to the subject of the forum literally aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Iam sure he filled her mouth as well hahaha 1 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,910 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 10 hours ago, speedy3471 said: Iam sure he filled her mouth as well hahaha Yes, that was one of those time when all went great I don't remember if they had sex that very night, but for sure they had subsequently as we met them again... 1 1 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,622 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 12 hours ago, spywareonya said: Yes, that was one of those time when all went great I don't remember if they had sex that very night, but for sure they had subsequently as we met them again... Nice haha. Does that happen frequently? 1 Quote Link to post
spywareonya 37,910 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 11 hours ago, speedy3471 said: Nice haha. Does that happen frequently? It did It was during my vigilante life, we befriended a lot of people, mainly for political or occult reasons Most of them were girl and they were unashamed fighters Thus, unashamed among bedpands (or parking lots) too Also, many nightclubs weren't closed, so there were more chances to hook up Now, only dance clubs exists, and hooking up there is more difficult: when there were more metal-heads retreats it was easier to find girls, metalheads are more open and intense than arrogant welldressed ladies 1 1 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,622 Posted April 4, 2019 Share Posted April 4, 2019 10 hours ago, spywareonya said: It did It was during my vigilante life, we befriended a lot of people, mainly for political or occult reasons Most of them were girl and they were unashamed fighters Thus, unashamed among bedpands (or parking lots) too Also, many nightclubs weren't closed, so there were more chances to hook up Now, only dance clubs exists, and hooking up there is more difficult: when there were more metal-heads retreats it was easier to find girls, metalheads are more open and intense than arrogant welldressed ladies I dig that. Metalheads have open minds compared to the upper crust of society Quote Link to post
Blackinksoul30 1,236 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 Nice!!! I sometimes wait to pee until i have a orgasm. 2 Quote Link to post
speedy3471 10,622 Posted April 7, 2019 Share Posted April 7, 2019 1 hour ago, Blackinksoul30 said: Nice!!! I sometimes wait to pee until i have a orgasm. My wife says it makes her orgasm much stronger and pleasurable 1 Quote Link to post
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